Guys. I finally managed to get some money to buy a hooker. There are 5 girls I need to choose from...

1 or 5

What country is this? Those hookers don't look so great. They kind of look malnourished and possible STD ridden too

He should do it. Sex is nice.

You need to look at reviews and services offered. It's more important.

And clearer hair, which is what I like

I also have this one, but I think she looks old.
I am into skinny girls.
Second one has 3 reviews, everyone tells she is amazing, chatty and funny. But I don't really like her looks.
Also, services aren't important. I just want sex. In vagina.

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Also, I am not sure about this one.
She looks kinda skinny, her stomach is flat. But... she has no waist. Wtf is this. Is she a midget or smth.

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That one looks pretty meh too me. As I said, I am mostly choosing between first five.

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Christ man, the last two are even worse than the first five. Are you shopping out of Slickback's discount hooker catalog?

that looks disgusting
go for 5th imo

I think this one looks best for you so far. She doesn't look too skinny or sickly

Are there pics of her face? What country and how much is this costing you?

Trust me, I'm an experienced punter. Services are important. You want kissing, BBBJ (bareback blowjob) and CIM (Cum In Mouth). CIM is important because if you can't get hard enough you can at least finish that way.

look good
does this girl have a penis?

What country do you punt in? I'm in Aus and I punt about once a week.

If he hasn't had sex before, service might not be THAT important for him. He just wants a hot body to fuck. Although if the service is really shit, he might regret it. Nothing like a shitty whore to make you feel worthless and that the only reason you're getting laid is because you pay for it

No, they don't show faces. Russia.
I don't want bbbj, because I don't want to get syphylis or smth. I need vagina. Just it.
Whatever. I have money for 2 of them actually.

Afterwards I am bancrupt and sucide myself.

How much are whores over there?

>Afterwards I am bancrupt and sucide myself.
Is this for real? If you're going to an hero why do you care if you catch something?

>I don't want bbbj, because I don't want to get syphylis or smth
Nobody ever gets stds from blowjobs, besides they are curable anyway. Trust me on this one: you want your dick sucked without a condom.

>Afterwards I am bancrupt and sucide myself.
Why do you care about stds then?

This bitch. 5 is the best alt. This thread is fucking hilarious. Make sure you abuse the fuck out of it; throatfuck, facial and piss on her before you leave.

Dumb retard, go to banyas, they have cheap BLACK hooker girls, who look nice, dont ever look for them on the meme sites, its all scam and overpriced bullshit

Well, most of those are around 35-50$ I could buy one for 100$, but I think two is better, because first sex is always a mess.
This one is for 100$. And yes. I LIKE SKINNY ONES.

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>What country do you punt in? I'm in Aus and I punt about once a week.
Italy, once every 3 weeks. Also german FKKs once a year.

>Why do you care about stds then?
There's a slight opportunity I'll get a job. But most likely an hero, though.
>Nobody ever gets stds from blowjobs
Dude...
Black...? ew...

they dont have tits wtf

>he never tried black girls
If youre gonna kill yourself anyway, at least try what real women are, Nikita

without face it's hard to tell but this one
looks like she has the best body so far and her tits look nice

Can you go to look at them first or do you have to choose from pics?

I heard FKK is insane. I wanted to go years ago but the guys I know that went never invited me. I heard it's like a smorgasbord of hookers. Nowadays I don't have the libido or the courage to go FKK I don't think, but I do fuck a hooker once a week or so. At my peak I was fucking 2-3 a week.

It's not cheap here for the quality I go for, but I'd go crazy if I didn't have sex every once in a while

What's quality in Italy like versus Germany?

>Can you go to look at them first
Yeah...
Btw, those are that fave tag "real photo". There's also a lot of random girls, whose appearance I'll only see when I'll meet them. Most of them completely ugly fatties. But there's also a chance to get much prettier girl then any of those.
But I decided to try these real ones for starters.

I forgot, did I posted this? I think she is too fat, she is lowest in my list.

Forgot the pic.
Oiriginailly.

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>What's quality in Italy like versus Germany?
Germany is way better. I like the babylon near Cologne the most because all the girls are always naked.
I live in a small city, the quality here is bad, I'm lucky to have found a 6/10 with a tight pussy that gives 10/10 blowjobs with ball licking.

Literally every single one of those five might have a big fat dick to shove inside of you, user.

Good luck.

Trans escorts advertise as trans. Honestly I wish I could find a tranny escort that looks that good, I'd go today.

Literally, the dumbest post itt.

Her tits look saggy

I say go for this one
Body looks ok and tits look nice

I heard the girls in FKK just walk around naked or in bikini or lingerie. And some guys walk around with a towel or naked too. And some guys just get blowjobs or fuck in public areas

Where I am the hooker quality is decent. Price can vary from ok to ripoff, so you need to know where to look. It's pretty amazing sometimes when I'm getting my cock sucked BBBJ from a hot young girl, or I'm fucking a hot young girl. Sometimes I think it's pretty amazing that it's happening

Have you ever done BBFS?

as most people have mentioned, they all look pretty malnourished/sketchy. make sure you use a condom at least. of the ones you posted looks least sketchy though

>malnourished
Dude, like... That was my main criteria of choosing. If any one of them will have fat fold on the stomach - I'll just run away from there.

>I heard the girls in FKK just walk around naked or in bikini or lingerie. And some guys walk around with a towel or naked too. And some guys just get blowjobs or fuck in public areas
It varies from club to club. In some girls are full naked all the time, in others they wear lingerie (maybe top and bottom, maybe just bottom). 2017 law prohibits clubs from establishing a dress code but they still exist in practice.

Clients either wear just a towel or a bathrobe. In some clubs I've seen some clients wear a towel and a shirt, I wish it was forbidden, it ruins the atmosphere.

Public sex policies also vary depending on the club. There's usually an area where it's allowed, in some places it's allowed everywhere. Last time I went I saw a client getting a handjob in a semi-public place and later full sex right in front of the bar, girl on the bottom with legs spread eagle. Pretty cool.

>Have you ever done BBFS?
No, never. I'm very tempted to try.

user none of these whore are up to my high standards
try to find the one's that are the size of 13 year olds
i tapped this silly hoe for about a year
22 yo
5 feet
83 pounds
b cup
high pitched baby talk voice
pic related

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>user none of these whore are up to my high standards
>up to my high standards

Come on user.. you know you just have to pick someone and get it over with. They're all very attractive.

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Maybe this one. Are you able to meet up with them first before committing? They could use old photos or editing.

Yes, of course. Probably I could even ask them to show their belly and if it's okay - give money and fuck.

Guys, I am fucking nervous.
My dick is not as hard as it used to be when I was younger. I usually fap even if it's not fully erect.
Also, even if my dick get hard, and I cum too soon - sex will be over. They let you to fuck them only for 1 hour, or to your first ejaculation, whatever comes first.

This one here has edited her waist smaller by the looks of it just a heads up. Come to think of it, I think I see a dick too so that makes complete sense as no trannys pass irl.

False alarm guys it's a tranny psyops thread again

do you walk into a supermarket and buy the first steak you see?
dumping tiny taylor for inspo

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Usually if you book one hour they'll let you do it twice. Otherwise you can cuddle, that's good too.

tayor had the absolute end all be all tightest lil girl puss i've ever played with

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>I see a dick too
You forgot that I live in Russia. If she tricks a customer, and turns out that she has a dick, she probably would get beaten with legs to death. Not by me, but there's plenty of brutal clients.

she had a nice erect clit when aroused too

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I heard, that most only lets once. But yeah, it depends. Stil nervous.
I don't really get what are you trying to say. I choose from what I have,

tiny taylor had a smoker's cough
smoking several blunts a day takes it's toll

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Trannies that look like that would make way more money by saying they are trans in their profile than lying about being a girl (and risking their life). Plenty of sick fucks that want chicks with dicks (I'm one).

>I don't really get what are you trying to say
do any of those women have the type of look you choose in porn?
if yes purchase
if no keep looking

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>I heard, that most only lets once. But yeah, it depends. Stil nervous.
30min -> only once, 1hr -> twice. That's the normal rule.

why did you stop fucking her?

also what country and what was cost?

Yes.
Yep, I totally agree with you. There are traps on those hookers sites, and they usually are more expensive.
Also, I saw there a legit hermophrodite. It literally has both genitalia. Cost around $200 or so.

Also. Dumb question, but still. Should I fap? I'll go to hookers on monday, that means I still have saturday and sunday to fap. Or hold, but than probably cum too soon.

lost touch over the years
also, she was a wreck
adoptive father used to lick her poon tang\
usa las vegas
she used to fuck for weed and i was slinging
usd prolly averaged $200 a week
tapped her 3X week
FIND YOUR BODY TYPE
BECOME A REGULAR
thank me later

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you can tell her face isn't very pretty
trap or tranny
actually hot, popped a chub
she has a fat belly
also hot

3rd or 5th I'd go for 3rd

it's your hard earned monies
get ur freak on
it's well worth it
i'm in my 50's
had 50+ hookers
as long as you're selective - it's pretty fun - shallow, but fun

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this one is also ok tbqh

>you can tell her face isn't very pretty
I know, but I find her wierdly arousing.
Tits are bad too. But every time I see her I get hard. Although, I agree that 3-rd and 5-th are objectively better in all ways.

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Are you in a third world shit hole?

This one is even cheaper. Has 1 positive review, but note sure if photo not fake.

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I know what you're saying, sometimes uggos can be oddly arousing

holy fuck
what city in russia is this in if you don't mind me asking?

>tfw all the prostitutes here in the uk are tattooed meth heads

i need to travel around europe

Guys, I am still searching for more.
This one has no tag "real photo", but reviews say that photo is hers.
Boobs looks cool.

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these 2! disregard others

You don't have any place to read reviews on those girls, OP? Sucks balls tbqh, it's 21st century, you should be able to read reviews on whores.

Some of them have reviews, some of them haven't. Last one has 5, mostly saying she is beautiful and photo is real.

Don't have sex with a hooker unless she's a rugby forward

I wouldn't visit one without any reviews and newer profile. It is usually good practice to visit those who do that for a long time and have good reviews - these can usually act well enough and provide good service.

Some general tips anyways:
>Private flats of girls without pimps and escorts are generally better than club girls, who are dumbest and most trashy
>Banging girls who offer to go without a rubber is usually not recommended
>Use fake email and fake number for any communication with them. If you have a burner phone, use it.
>Take only specified amount of money with you and little something for a snack or small gift for her.
>Do not take any expensive electronics like phone or watches, no IDs (passport, driver/firearm licenses etc.)
>Do not be afraid to turn around and go away if she looks worse or have fake photos. If the service is not good, go away as well. If anything seems sketchy, go away too.
>Consider if you want kissing. I don't personally do that with escorts.
>Be forward with what you want exactly.
>Check your own time, some girls are cunts that want to cut your paid time. Showering is NOT counted into your playtime.
>Act human, be nice and kind, treat her like a real woman even if she is not. This can land you some extra good service and costs nothing.

>Use fake email and fake number for any communication with them.
Nah, it doesn't matter.
>Do not take any expensive electronics like phone
Impossible, because I need to make a call to her to let me in.
>Showering is NOT counted into your playtime.
But what if she will tell me that it IS? What should I do? Argue with her? That's kinda sounds awkward and unpleasent.

>But what if she will tell me that it IS? What should I do?
That's how you find out a bad escort. In that moment I would leave, she can fuck off with this cheap crap. That brings me to one obvious but unsaid thing - pay after the act.

>Impossible, because I need to make a call to her to let me in.
Can't get a burner? I mean it's not that big of a deal, but you can get contacted later in the worst possible time and it can be used against you, if prostitution is not legal in your country.

>Nah, it doesn't matter.
Same above.

OP if youre still here i have some advice
Im in europe and have fucked 35 hookers in 23 days
They are around the same price
50 for hh but pretty hot
Just go ahead and do it
>confirm time over phone
>get there
>shower
>give her money
>you both get naked
>she puts on condom
>you fuck
I personally eat most of them out if they are hot
They are cool people desu
If you wanna know anything else lmk desu

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>pay after the act.
Nope. ALL of them take before the act. Before the shower. At least this how it works here. I know that for sure.
So, I'll lose money anyway. The best strategy, if she is bad escort, just not to visit her anymore, I guess. Because arguing will just spoil my mood, and I won't get money back.
>in the worst possible time and it can be used against you
No, it's okay. It's illegal, but client don't have any responsibility for that. Probably like $10 penalty at worst, but then you need to be actually seen in act of giving money.

If they will blackmail me, that they will spread video of my sex with hooker than I will be fucking happy, because then I'll get something to jerk on later, lol.

Fuck it. I am choosing her. I want to make her scream. Can't get her image out of my head.
Maybe I'll feel sorry about that, but I have money for another one, so not that critical.

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>Nope. ALL of them take before the act. Before the shower.
Oh, alright. Must be a country difference. We always pay after the whole thing here.

>because then I'll get something to jerk on later, lol.
Kek. Alright bro, enjoy yourself and good luck.

>I personally eat most of them out if they are hot
Damn son, why. Why would you do that. Fuck that's disgusting.

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Not really
They take care of their genitals because thats their income
Especially if im the first one of the day who cares
Theyre probably cleaner than your avg roastie at the club
Stay bluepilled desu

>Theyre probably cleaner than your avg roastie at the club
Yeah, because I'm greatest promoter of club whores itt, right. What the fuck are you even blabbering about nigger. As I wouldn't put my face nowhere near to some random clubslut snatch, I wouldn't put it where hundreds of men were, no matter how "clean" it seems.

Disgusting nigger tier you are.

>he fell for the std meme
Ok fag im sure you prefer to suck cock
Go back to plebbit edgelord

Hey user, what's fkk stand for? T.Hanks

The first link in google, cmon user. You know how to use boards, but can't search?

>>I personally eat most of them out if they are hot
>Damn son, why. Why would you do that. Fuck that's disgusting.

I do that to. Fucking love licking pussy that's been well used. Sometimes I call on advance and ask to fuck without the girl washing.... Dirtier the better. Used to be a brothel that would charge 10 pounds extra for bareback vaginal or anal. Good times.
Q

Thanks for the totally useful post. I did Google it but it came up with some Nazi shit. Wanted to get the actual definition from op.

Second or third OP.

Freikoerperkultur it means naturism in german. There's 2 kinds of FKK clubs. The legit ones where normal people go be nudists. And then there's the erotic FKK which is basically a brothel/spa.

>Buying a hooker

Off yourself degenerate

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