My girlfriend is very self-conscious about brapping despite how oversized her brapper is. How do I convince her to become the brapqueen she's always wanted to be? I've only smelled her braps a couple of times (she was sleeping) and they're always loud and smelly. What are some health benefits to brapping that I can hit her with?
How do I get my gf to brap?
Robert Robinson
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Benjamin Edwards
just feed her beans brah damn
also make sure to fart around her and poop with the door open
Alexander Rogers
>a thread died for this
how is this Jow Forums related?
Colton Jackson
take me down to the girl fart city
where the braps are loud
and the air smells shitty
oh won't you please take me down
Jeremiah Ross
braps=high test
based and brappilled
Hunter Phillips
kill yourself.
Juan Gonzalez
Braps are a natural way of raising testosterone.
Aaron Smith
Lucas Howard
I've got a pill for you
Jace Long
You're a fucking degenerate
Josiah Anderson
Jow Forums is for brapping discussion my friend
Brandon Torres
Umad? Brap isn't for everyone, my friend. Just because your ex thinks you're creepy and gross doesn't make you any less of a man
Henry Brown
Jacob Hill
Feed her beans, red lentils, broccoli, and cauliflower. Lots of vegetable matter. Also get her to take probiotic supplements and eat yogurt.
But the best thing you can do is just ask her. If you can speak frankly about your brap-related needs, there will be a bond of trust between you which will be hard to break.
Jacob Adams
Jayden Reed
She's very self-conscious about brapping, although she loves fart jokes in movies and stuff. She's also been squatting a lot lately and when she gets back from the gym the funk is noticeably delightful. Until she gets embarrassed and showers.
Andrew Gonzalez
Just what the hell is wrong with you my boy
Oliver Allen
What's wrong with you? Can't stand a woman's natural stink? Afraid of getting hard from her vibrations? Or are you a braplet who loves sticcs and women who look like twinkish men?
Dominic Ortiz
The way you talk is just plain creepy. It's weird how you get off to a women basically shitting in your mouth.
Michael Edwards
wtf does this have to do with fitness?
sage and reported
Jason Garcia
Brap and shit aren't the same. Shit is unsanitary, brap builds immune system and signals comfort and intimacy between partners. The problem with society is people like you who have propagated the meme of "girls don't brap" which has ruined the self-esteem of women for generations, women who would much rather share their braps with loving chads like me.
Adrian Ward
literally disgusting
Colton King
Mirin lower back. Built like a log
Mason Ward
>How can you stand talking to people? Whenever someone else talks it's like they're vomiting into your face
Chase Bell
Imagine being sexually aroused and to even desire smelling shit particles flying out of a woman's shit canal. What the fuck.
Justin Evans
>the funk is noticeably delightful
Hahaha holy shit man you're literally mentally ill. Gr8 b8 m8 8/8