Tinder

Dubs decide

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She look kinda cute in that photo, so don't waste the opportunity in 4channel.
Try to match with a uglier woman and use her for the laughs.

Just make the obligatory "Naomi is I moan backwards" joke, she doesn't deserve anything more.

Hey, before I take you out for a nice dinner, I want you to know that I LOVE it when girls brapppp all over my face

Send a bitmoji to Naomi

Agreed

If dubs : just talk to her and post screenshots

Hitler did nothing wrong

Hey gorgeous, is your personality as angelic as your hair?

Two Scoops! C'monn

can i suck your fucking tits you stupid whore

or you could do what i do and match with loads of people to fuel your ego and ignore them so when they message you instead you get even more fuel for your ego allowing you to build your ego enough that you dont feel depressed you waste your life on Jow Forums
send her do you like kfc cos im chicken you out

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That was quick

DUBSHAVE SPOKEN

Do you believe in free will?

Do it

:)

Kys nigger

Look at me trips

We live in a society

Haha that’s pointless because even ugly tards get matched so you’re only further deluding yourself

stop hitting me with the real world

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I gotta break you down before I build you back up user

Hitler did nothing wrong

well there goes my fragile ego

I'll post again when she responds

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>When

>match at least 1 girl a day on tinder
>get into hour long conversation
>mention we should hang out whenever she's free/in town
>instant radio silence everytime
Fucking why, they're obviously attracted to me or they wouldnt have swiped. And I have no issues holding a conversation, though I cant say the same for these cunts.

Try arranging a date as soon as you match with a girl.

cos your message is boring? hit her with the KFC chicken line for sure

> they're obviously attracted to me or they wouldnt have swiped
hahahahahahhahaahahah
mate, half the girls on tinder are just fishing for attention. They want a clown to distract them and make them feel good about themselves.

Are you an archaeologist

Dubs decide again

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this doesn't work because out of the hundreds of guys she's matched with at least half a dozen are as "original" as you with one liners

5 shortish texts max and then ask her out
if response is negative move on

>you too

I could tell you more interesting things over a cool glass of lemonade

Send I moan a bitmoji

YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

bump

I want to destroy your boipussy

You're probably very boring to talk to and they're just countinuing the conversation out of politeness.

>soooooooo... how big do you like your toes

based

Not this, she’s making a thot face, she is trash

Haha how big are your boobies? Haha just asking for a friend haha

"Haha, imagine how much I'd moan if you gave me a blowjob? It would be wild"

Fuck it I guess these dubs still count

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I have a very specific and unusual fetish. Care to indulge?

Rolll

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