What app would Jow Forums invent to make lifting and making it better?

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Starting strength. It’s a program for DYELs that Jow Forums can’t decide is a meme or not

>calling another newfag a newfag
>doesn't know if SS is a meme or not
Uhhhhhhh user......

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Waffen SS training program

100x straight hand raises

Tell me what to eat and when, tell me my routine when im in the gym, and tell me when to go to bed

thats it

An app where you can input all your ingredients and food in your house and it gives you a list of possible meals for each day.

Exists a website for that, gives recommendations for food from what you put in at home. Also gives recipes which maybe need one or two more ingredients

Can I input my macros and will it give me meals based on them?

An app that broadcasts to everyone in the world every time you masturbate and/or look at porn

Retard. The post clearly says:
>What app would Jow Forums invent to make "lifting" and "making it" better?
And if you don't know what "making it" means, you should gtfo now

an app to combine the following:
Fitness goals (e.g. Deadlift 500lbs)
Daily workout log
Macro tracker
Reminder / tickler system

Unironically the perfect female body. Fuck Jow Forums's fat fetish jewish brainwashing

She needs more thigh

5 x 5 strongslifts.

Best fucking app ever

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it's a nice app but I literally use it only to track my numbers. a piece of paper would do just aswell

App that calculates energy expended in a lift by taking into consideration weight lifted and limb legth. You know, very basic physics stuff.

nigga that's literally just force times distance

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You suck at punctuation, chill

You take a photo of your dick and unless you maintain your diet and training it won't send it to all your friends and family

Actually fucking genius. Tie it in with a wearable fitness tracker. If you don't keep working out, it ruins your life like some sort of twisted dead man's switch.

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im unironically working on an app that will revolutionize the fitness world.

more on this later

Eat This Much does that, although some features are locked behind premium. Not cynical either and completely usable for free, premium adds some nice features like shopping lists, "Pantry" thing where you list what foods you have.

newfag here. Is SS a meme, user? ;)

an app that works out for me whilst i shitpost

But how will you know to wake up?

Sounds amazing

app that would yell insults at me when I fail

Something that can pair with a fitbit.

Now hear me out.
>take fitbit and wear it during your workout
>the app will track and plan your workout acoording to your goals
>if you wish to get stronger it will create a workout to increase strength over a couple mesocycles with SPECIFIC rep/set schemes and given your 1RM percentage.
>where does the fitbit come in?
>the purpose of the high percentages in your workout is to increase the intensity and stress your CNS without burning you out
>over a course of a couple weeks, the fitbit will monitor your heart rate, blood pressure, stress, and fatigue during the workouts
>if after a couple weeks the fitbit sees DRASTIC improvements or retardation in your progress/intensity/ andstress response, the app will adjust accordingly, calling for deload weeks or asking you to retest your max.

It would have to take into account your eating habits but that is more grounds for a meal planner.

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An AI gf who is more loyal and supportive of my goals than a real woman could ever be

I'll get to work on that tonight, what should i call it? I was thinking brapapp

an app that would automatically detect sniffable female butts when they enter gym.
I'd call it brraaApp.

fuck didn't even notice somebody already made basically the same joke. i even fail at shitposting

I have an idea for an app that makes lifting more rewarding / punishing but obv I'm not gonna post it on here I'm gonna make it myself ya dips

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A food delivery app that'd let me order from McDees, KFC and Burgerking at the same time.

One social media app that gives you achievements and medals each time you go to the gym and lets you track your lifts so you can level up and impress your friends

One food delivery service where you tell how many calories you want and which % of protein/fat/carbs you'll be consuming and it delivers you weekly prep meals designed for your goal

>One social media app that gives you achievements and medals each time you go to the gym and lets you track your lifts so you can level up and impress your friends
Already exists, its called Fitocracy

But mine will have gambling and hookers

Imagine being so needy that you need some kind of a token for every time you do something good for yourself. Just like those AA fucks that can't live without their precious medallions.

Nope

Just like you come here to get random people's approvals with your shitty ass comments

that's a God tier diss right there, I am in awe.

This is a cool idea but you'd be better off developing an independent platform. Fitbit wins and you lose out on money.

When will I know to poop so that I don't release my nutricious shit to early?

Well thanks.

What I'm imagining is the scene in GATTACA where the employees are monitored during their workouts to observe their stress responses.

Except instead of getting sent to the gulag, it adjusts to further progress their workout in the long run.

Only device I can imagine would be a fitbit, but I suppose those electro pads you slap on your chest could work as well.

Stroke poster strikes again!

>not sending people who don't work out with intensity to the gulag
I don't think you or your product are ever going to make it I'm sorry user.

checked and keked

In all honestly it's meant for the casuals.
If you're someone who is hellbent on progressing with strength, the app can still benefit you. You just have to ensure your progress doesn't stagnate within a certain period of time otherwise the app will detect this and realize you're screwing yourself over by not resting/eating/working enough.

This
Her face is absolutely fucking perfect
An easy 10 in my book

samefag is samefagging

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>knees pointing inwards
2/10

>knees not pointing inwards
1/10

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You're such a fag

Not an entire app, but some features I've yet to see in fitness apps that would be beneficial.
>A cadence timer for individual reps that helps you do them at the right pace. Like a metronome that ticks until you've logged that you finished that set. Preferably eccentric so you can do longer negatives.
>option to record calories/macros so you can cross-reference nutrition and workout intensity.
>angle-finder using phone gryo- put phone on a bench and tells you what degree the bench is at for incline/decline bench/flies consistency (ok this is kinda autistic)

really gay post

I don't mean to shit on your parade but here;

>timer
Why not just use a literal metronome?

>macros
myfitpal exists

>angle finder
Just find a protractor app that lets you place the phone with the camera on, next to you as you bench. then record.

Symmetric Strength already exists.

I realize all that shit exists individually but would be optimal if it was all in one app hence why I prefaced my post with
>some features I've yet to see in fitness apps that would be beneficial

this already exists it’s called Jow Forums

You said apps as in plural.
If you meant just a singular app then yeah makes more sense.

fucking awesome

I've always wanted to make an app where you level up based on your workout achievements

There would be 3 progression trees. One for strength, one for aesthetics, and one for cardio. They'd all have some overlapping experience/progression, but you'd pick a tree and that tree would give you the most of experience.

Eventually your tree would be harder to progress in so you may do some of the easier achievements in other trees, rounding yourself as a person and becoming healthier. Some of the really hard achievements would require either video evidence (record right in the app) or for cardio you'd need to have your phone on you for distance, time, etc a achievements.

Every point on the progression tree would have examples and demonstrations for completion, as well as workout plans to get there. Additionally depending on your goals you've set itd suggest meal plans, calorie goals, and macro distribution.

I'm learning to code so I can make this but it probably wouldn't be for years.

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Must be hard to be illiterate