Just bought this gf

Just bought this gf

U jelly?

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imagine getting anything but this

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Shes 5'2 tpe material and always has her hair and makeup done. Always ready for my cock hahaha

>can’t even wait for ai
>making love to a piece of silicone

Fucking pathetic.

A little bit.

I've seen this one before.
But the pussy is too small on it I'm not spending a small fortune on a sextoy I can't go balls deep in.
Keeping a whore on call or being the sugardaddy/man on call of a vaguely legal college aged girl is cheaper and more fun.

The thrill will wear off shortly and you’ll hit a new out of dopamine withdrawal , don’t do it

Its tpe material not silicone. The tits and ass jiggle

No I’m Patrick

Shieeet. I hope not.

Ahhh whaaaaa
Sign me up!!!

Nah jk ur fucking pathetic

I can imagine you having sex with that thing making sex noises and what not while that thing just jiggles around.

Pathetic.

I remember this one. I’d buy this if I ever give up

mfw I will never compete with a sex doll

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There are people out there who's entire sexual history is just lots and lots of masturbation.

As long as nutting/orgasms feels good then sex toys will still help pump out dopamine.

There are men out there who've married and have long relationships with those things.

Cope. At least i get laid

that's not an anime gf
literally who wants something other than an anime gf

Lad masturbating with a fleshlight that has a body built around it is not >getting laid.

When these things learn how to cook and shit of that nature, it's going to propel this species into a new age of like dual psychopathy and unprecedented innovation. There will be no checks on omega male psychology anymore,or male psychology in general desu. Like how a lot of guys look at porn, this will be just as normalized. All they'll need is like $10k or something and just a lot of horrible shit is gonna happen desu. But the flip side of that is that a lot of really conteplative bros will never, ever have to try at life anymore. They can just escape into their wizzard world. They could cuck the best self-learning AI probably and build multiple death stars and all kids of shit.

Goddamn.

How much do those run?

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Not him but...
If you don't really like her and you're wearing a rubber...then there's not much difference.

I can spend a few hours fucking my thick sex toy busting a few nuts then falling asleep on top of it.
Get up take a shower drink a gatorade do a line then get back to work.
That sound like a good weekend to me.

No half hour of foreplay to get her ready, no worrying if she's going to be too tight or not
No wanting to not rip her cunt in half and if she's into being choked having her hair pulled hate fucking biting her nipples or the cuddling conundrum later.
Can use it as I please and order an extra large pussy and asshole as well.

where do i buy one for research purposes? i have a project for my doctorate and i need to know, thanks

Why not just get a gf, its not that hard? Im Indian and got a pawg gf. Provided im 6'5"

Will she tell me I'm perfect just the way I am and that she was just waiting for someone like me to finally come along and take her away from this terrible place? Will she stay with me even when I'm sad and don't feel like going out, or when I'm broke and can't afford an expensive dinner? Will she stay with me even when Chad tries to swoop in and take her for himself even though she promised nothing like that would ever happen?

No? Didn't think so.

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>gf in 2018
Wew lad. Get help.

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Anime gf will

You look like a good Joe

>laid

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You can't prove any of this.

Daaaamn, never seen a thick one for sale. Would buy if I give up dating one day

Lol okay your preferences still can't change the definition of getting laid.
Also sorry user I can't identify with you. I don't watch hours of porn every week so my senses haven't been dulled to extremes . Making sweet love to my conservative christian gf and hearing her soft moans against my neck as she feels up every part of my body is infinitely more satisfying than a pointless nut.

I find going to escorts is at least a bit more engaging.
they can lick your butthole and you cuddle with you and sometimes even kiss you back

Please tell me what this has to do with fitness.

Have fun then
But getting a nut is getting a nut.

It's exercise equipment.
Cardio
Hiit
Calisthenics
Stretching and heavy lifting.

>Indian
>pawg gf
so you have a pear shaped, low class trash person as a cum dump?

based

This one time we turned on the logic circuits and it went full on homicidal.

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>There will be no checks on omega male psychology anymore,or male psychology in general desu.
Very perceptive, men without women are ruthless animals that wreck shit. As soon as there's women involved there's comfy places to sit, yummy food and sex. That shit will ruin your Proud Boy/Skinhead gang

Women make the homes, men make the wars.

Underrated

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If you aren't 5'2 with an E cup and a really spacious ass then you should really give up sorry

Cue 200 years and these things will be asking for rights. mark my words

>Looks like feels like plastic
>Won't be warm to touch
>Won't get goosebumps
>Won't moan
>Won't react to anything
>Won't get wet
It looks good and doesn't talk like a woman but only heavy incels ever believed the shills who spammed this