Pump and dump

My gf dumped me and I'm horny. How do I become a fuckboi?

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Be attractive be fit be confident be social be young

I'm pretty average looking but I don't know how to be confident or how to talk to girls in a sexual way

Be on roids

go to bed dude. every guy says that to himself after a breakup but never does it

she broke up with me months ago. Initially I was sad and lonely but I realized I can have fun with women outside of being in a relationship with them

that's where youre wrong OP. if the act of flirtation and general fuckboi behaviour doesn't come naturally, it isn't that fun. because you just end up treating it like some kind of labour, where the reward is sex. trust me unless you can do it naturally, which most men can't, it isn't fun

fuck bois... Literally in the name.

Don't date the girls you fuck, how is this even a question?

i don't fuck girls and idk how to get with them

Absolutely this. If you have to think about how to become a fuckboi, you aren’t cut out to be one.

WRONG

Speaking from experience. I was in a relationship for 5 yrs was terrified to get out, gf was cheating I clinged to her and was a fucking pussy boi cuck for too long. Ended it eventually. I was a wreck, had no profile pics besides one of me and my grandmother lmao.

First things first, if you're in shape and not larping like 80% of fit get a pic showcasing your body. Not a topless flexing doucebaggy gym pic. Some sluts will like this but anyone worth your time wont, which is what you want long term. So maybe the shirtless pic is fine for now if you just want to hook up with a bunch of girls. Whatever. This goes to your FB, instagram, tinder profile pic. Tinder was tough for me bc you need a good few pics, like 3 or more. Set up a profile. Tinder is literally shooting fish in barrel if you're anyway decently attractive or if you have a decent physique (FYI Jow Forums has no concept of a decent physique, the normies ooh and aaah over the absolute bottom worst of Jow Forums physiques.

Next, find a group of friends. If it includes girls you're set. Hanging out with girls makes you seem less threatening to other girls they introduce you to and makes it seem like you're not a loser antisocial retard. Whic is nice, it works wonders. Builds confidence if your female friends are attractive and you can treat them like friends and not be a pussy drooling at their feet. Comes off well to other women as well, especially if they're not as good looking as your friends. Next step is to talk to girls. Tinder, IRL, etc. Be confident and treat them all like youll never ever see them again. That way you won't worry too much about consequences. There are millions of girls available do not get nervous or worry over any of them, fuck it if this one doesn't work out, the next one will. Who gives a fuck. Smile, try to make stupid jokes (girls will laugh at anything they're retarded) and do not wait for her to make a move. Lastly, fuck em, move on to the next

Unironically the best advice. Tren turned me into a fuck boy fr, i would notice more women, notice THEM noticing me, fucked several and i only got to fuck them cause I felt like a god blessing them with my godly cum.

Can't wait to run my 2nd cycle and inject that golden piss of the gods into my quads

Excellent advice also

I forgot to mention what was said earlier

>be on roids

do this

tasteful and non tasteful tats

diamond earrings

natural tan

cool watch

about 6 or so different wristbands

2 thin necklaces

thin legs

tall

tight fashion sense

god speed

Or I could just peel my dick skin with a belt sander. It's easier.

Look up something called PICKUP

I'm really afraid i'll turn into a fuckboy myself. There are like 3 girls that like me, they're kind of ugly tho, so i wouldn't seriously date any of them, but i'd sure as hell smash all of them. How do i do all 3 at once?

>fuckbois are deep down insecure men that think they have to prove themselves to society because their ego has been bruised and are fake tryhards because of it
I shouldn't be surprised water is wet but it is I guess

not exactly, in my case at least i'm a former fat fuck that would constantly get rejected for obvious reasons and that hurt me a lot. Now that i'm kinda hot i can get girls and there's no power trip stronger than pumping and dumping women. You're right on everything basically besides proving shit to society, it's about proving it to yourself

Introduced them to one another and say to each that they're your friends and see how it goes hopefully they'll figure it out that they're both fucking you want and want to fuck each other

Just throw it out there,chances are two of the 3 have had girl on girl experiences already.

Yep. I was at my most fuck boy, when I was my most insecure.

OP, it's not too hard. Be attractive, low body fat. Be vain. Act better than other people. Treat women below you, don't take anything they say seriously.

There's a subset of women that go weak at the knees when they meet an ass hole. You will feel no guilt when you pump and dump these women.

Take a shit-ton of anxiety reducing drugs like phenibut and drink and realize that there is much worse things you can experience than the rejection of a random girl.

Realize that people only give a fuck about what you do for them, start to focus on the types of experiences you can make girls have. Girls love FEELING romance and excitement, focus on how you can make them feel that way. No one gives a fuck what you're like on the inside aside from the way you can make them feel.

Realize that it's a numbers game: some girls are looking for sex, and some aren't. Most aren't. But, if you put yourself out there, don't give a fuck, and make enough girls feel wanted and romanced, then you'll find the ones that want sex and you'll send a clear message: I am the sex.

how do I stop suckin dick at kissing?
I've met plenty of interested girls but I'm so bad at kissing they were put off by fuckin teeth clanging and all that shit. I know it's supposed to come naturally but after 20 + attempts I'm still shit so give it to me straight bros, HOW THE FUCK DO I BECOME A GOOD KISSER?

> Next just have a group of friends with hot girls as wingman haha its so easy haha also just look good and shoot the fish in ze barrelz on tinder breh haha just dont give a fuck lol haha

dude you are a chad normie, your advice doenst work for most of the people here. ty for trying to help the Jow Forumsizens though

1- Learn how to lip lock correctly
2- Take it slow
3- Don't use too much tongue, you're not trying to lick her face
4- Learn from your own experience rather than asking on an anonymous imageboard. If you're such a bad kisser than you should be able to tell what you're doing that's putting girls off.

Are you me? I can't count how many 6s and 7s try to get me to talk to them. Im a young looking boomer who has dragged my ass through college part time so I could maintain my NEET lifestyle after high school, so I am basically 5 years older than average and surrounded by awkward zoomers. Are zoomers the incel generation? Seems like half of all zoomers, women included, are basically permavirgins until the stars align for them to get laid.

Every 6/7 femzoomer is too awkward to talk to me and just kind of lingers or follows me around hoping I'll talk to them. Is autism mainstream these days?

I'll take a generation of incels over the generation of instawhores and their accompanying beta males

so talk to them and get your dick wet lmao

I can't I'm more autistic than they are.

What sort of cycle were you running?

>gf cheated on him
>thinks he has the authority to advise other men

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>I am the sex
made me kek

>tfw you see a girl fiddling her hands and too akward to do anything about it.

>just kind of lingers or follows me around hoping I'll talk to them
Please. This is just women. It is not generational. They want you to do a song and dance and entertain them. If you act like a circus monkey for their entertainment long enough, they may suckle your tic-tac.