Penis Exercises

Redpill me on jelqing, anyone see any significant results from it?

>Age
>Size
>Gains
>Time it took

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This is supposed to be a secret please stop posting about it

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>jelqing
meme, makes you less hard and your penis less attractive.

At this point iam just curious if none of you ever had sex before.
Most women dont seek a huge dick, they are very happy with an average one.
Most of you should just learn how to use the dick properly.

Just picture this. Someone asks you if bodybuilding is gonna make you better at painting art.
Most people would just say this conclusion is beyond stupid.
Same goes for this whole penis size threads.
Bigger penis wont make you better at sex by any fucking means.
Stop watching porn.

I’m good at sex but with a 6x5 dick I have to try really hard. A guy with a 8x6 dick can make a girl cum without even trying, so sure size isn’t everything but it doesn’t hurt to make it bigger if you can.

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I've been doing JPs 90 Day Routine on and off for a couple of years now, not very consistent, but I've still noticed at least a half an inch gain, not to mention my erections are way stronger. It's not a meme but it definitely takes time and patience and if you're doing anything more than a simple routine like JP then extreme caution.

Do you nofap or any meme shit like that?

What if you are below average?

t. 5x4.5

Get good a giving oral and fingering. Anything less than 4 inches is unless so you’re still safe but you need a lot of foreplay.

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You are fucked
check out the Jow Forumssmalldickproblems subreddit

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>what women THINK is ideal

Have you ever asked a girl how long a dollar bill is? Most have no concept of penis size. 7×5.5 is pretty much the ideal. Do you even realize how big 7 inches of GIRTH is?

>Do you even realize how big 7 inches of GIRTH is?
Why yes, yes I do.

anyone here try penis hangers? i'm doing it as I type this.

also this is the third jelqing thread i've seen today, big jelq shills OUT

Any anons got any info on increasing libido or reducing my refractory period between orgasms?

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it's a meme to make people insecure you dip. the only study on this found the ideal penis to be above average but not nearly as big as youd think.
thedailybeast.com/women-pick-the-perfect-3d-printed-penis

i love how this graph keeps
getting edited

>giving oral
Well, seems like I'll forever stay a virgin. No way in hell will my mouth find its way to female genitals. That just plain disgusting. I wouldn't want my gf to suck my dick either. It just nasty.

If you're not 10x8" you honestly have no chance of making it

I know

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Fingerbag her. I can make a girl cum from just fingering her and hitting the a-spot.

fingerbang*

OI M8 AVE U SEEN MY FINGERBAG???? IM SURE I LEFT IT ERE SOMEWHERE

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>not wanting your gf to suck your cock

Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems/comments/a4tgck/im_constantly_bummed_out_about_this_shit_guys/

holy fuck

if it makes you fellas feel any better I've got a modestly large wang and I've
1. Never had sex
2. always wished it was bigger anyway

So I hope there's some consolation in knowing it's not about the size of your dick, these are feelings everyone always has, and they will never go away, but you have solidarity in other people

Also I'm a manlet

I wouldn't want to kiss my gf if she drunk out of a toilet, no matter how clean it was.

>10x8
I think you mean 13x11" you dicklet

Penis exercise does not work and you guys are retards for believing it does

>9'11" cock ogre stole my virginity and won't give it back
>goblin pussy keeps sucking up all the manlets
>tfw slipped on jizz and the roastie wizard laughed

It works, just go slow and be patient. I went from 5.5x4.5 > 7x5.2 in year and a half. Dont listen to these retards

Also, nofap is a meme, but fapping less, like once every 10 days helps A LOT

1.I dont care what women ''think''
2.rate my bulge

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>tfw she uses a dildo that's thicker than your dick

hers is 5.25" circumference
mine is 5" circumference

i am longer (7.3") than her dildo (5.5") though

is this good or bad?

virgin here. i'm meeting her on friday. pls respond

Unless you post pics and give a routine this is just like every other claim online that it works

I actually did increase my penis size from 5.5" bone pressed to 6.25" bone pressed in around a month and a half

However it was incredibly uncomfortable and annoying and I quickly realized that even if I got my dick to the point it was the size of a monster can it wouldn't mean shit since a girl hasn't shown sexual interest in me in a decade. When I stopped it shrank back down to the original length in around half a year.

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Why would you want a non virgin?

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Try and see for yourself, im not posting my dick here

i mean your girth is slightly above average so i dont see how she could possibly take issue with that. you should realize that most women dont actually cum from penetration alone anyway, no matter how hung you are. there's also a study where most women thought 5 inches in circumference was ideal for a short term partner.

Then i have no respect for you or your post. If you wont risk getting banned then youre not really trying to help

Join thundersplace, there are thousands of guys posting pics as a proof, aint that hard

im really, really interested in the science of this. there are so many testimonies by people online swearing to the efficacy of things like jelqing yet there is not hard medical evidence that it works, nor even a sound theory for why it would work.

>the "Ruin Your Penis Forever" how-to thread
fuck the fuck off faggot

>tfw just above what women consider perfect

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theres no money to be made funding a study (wasting a lot of money) for some nerds to measure guys dicks after they tug on them a certain way for a while. a lot of industry makes money on your dick insecurity too

right, but there's not even a solid theory underpinning why this would work

this chart is such bullshit it's hilarious, 7 inches of girth? are you fucking kidding me?

>t. 6.8 inch girth dicklet

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4x4.5 reporting in

ooo thats gotta hurt

Who else 6x6 here

I'm a manlet too. Honestly if I look at it from afar, it's almost funny how unattractive I am. As if God had made me unattractive on purpose.

>manlet
>dicklet
>2/10 face
>ethnic
>mildly sperg

You never make your peace with shit like this.

I'm finishing college and there is a swarm of gorgeous girls that I'll never even have a chance with. And I have to seem them every day, almost flaunting their beauty, reminding me how inadequate I am.

But I try to not be too negative. I have a nice job lined up after graduation. I am in good health, I have some (male) friends and I get along with my folks.

I do hope I can stop thinking about women as I get older though. This cannot go on like this forever.

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Proof or bullshit

this.

piece of advice for you cunts:
dont think AT ALL during sex.
when i have sex, i literally shut down all conscious thinking, and just act on (animalistic) instinct

What’s your routine? Some of us are not a hopeless incels so it’ll be useful to us.

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Increased "vascularity" here with angion method.

Does anyone want a veinier dick?
Can I get penile varicose veins?

Im like 4.7 never measured girth lmao

make a thundersplace account so you can see pictures there,enjoy your proof

you guys keep making these threads and nobody ever explains what the fuck your "methods" are
not even a lazy pasta

I know that feel, even for me, I go to like the party hot girl college and sometimes an uberslut will walk by with insane levels of ass and I get this weird feeling of like, experiences I will never understand. Like, even though I could have sex, I'll never have sex with THAT. And what makes it worse is knowing there isn't like a "bide your time, one day you will blossom" or "work hard and things will go your way" anecdote for this. Very many hard working people will die and not have sex with anyone half as attractive.

I fucking hate it. I don't want to value sex that much but I do. I was born to. And to all the people that say there are some things you can't change - just accept it - when I finally get bored enough and kill your daughter and drop her in a dumpster (no rape, I think rape is for pussies) my advice is this "You just were unlucky I guess"

lads ive heard penis exercises completely fuck up your dick. is JP safe? ive read the post for it but havent actually tried. I did watch the video of that one guy on youtube who suggested to use your middle finger and stroke up along the shaft to increase bloodflow to the head, but i wasnt serious enough about that to continue it past a few days.

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I’ve been on a length routine for some time now about 12 months, which is kind of like the ‘bulking’ of PE, primarily hanging weights with using resistance bands as a cooldown, I use a hosepipe clamp as a harness, once I reach 9’ BPEL which hopefully should be within 6 months as I’m now at 9’ BPFSL, then once I’m there I’ll move to a girth routine, which is sort of the ‘cutting’ of PE except flipped cos you make your dick fatter rather than thinner, for that I’ll use a combo of the hydro max and jelqs. Erections have never been better, for all the ‘It bReAkS uR dIcK’ npcs. Started at 7.5x5.5, aiming for 9x6.5

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tldr its 6.4x4.8inches for one night stand, slightly less (-0.1) for longterm partner. ofcourse they found girth to be more important than length but we all knew that

I feel you brother. I took the blackpill after trying to learn game from PUA books. My first reaction was "wow this is so complex, how do people mange this so naturally?". I try learning, approaching but I only got rejection. After that I began observing the people I knew that were good at it. Then it hit me.

These guys do not necessarily have good game, or have memorized all the details in PUA theory. Hell, sometimes they made outright "mistakes", big no no's in PUA theory. But the girls didn't care. The thing is, when you are handsome they will be EXTREMELY forgiving, they will make themselves available, they will tolerate faux pas.

Whereas for me if they give me a chance at all its like "one mistake and bust", with handsome guys they'll even do some of the work themselves.

Seeing this was a way of killing all you motivation. Working 4 times as hard to get a quarter of the output (if any at all) is just too discouraging.

I hope my libido tapers off, until I become asexual or something.

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Have you felt any decrease in sensitivity?

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Have fun in 10 years when your shit doesnt even work anymore

>dont cum from penetration alone

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ah no so I use a moisturiser after every session on the glans, keeps it in good condition, no loss in sensitivity even at my current weight hanging which is 7.25kg btw

Cute legs

Is that a bandaid on your dick?

Nice gains though man, id never hang a fuckin weight from my dick I’ll just try manual stretching. I’ve seen people gain from just the EQ increases alone.

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Just get in shape, dress better and get a haircut. Even if you’re a 4/10 that will raise you to 7/10

What was you starting length?

thanks, it's actually several layers of wrapping to get a very secure hold, the first is a silicone sheet to give grip via high friction and makes it more comfortable, and successive sheets of just cotton material for the clamp to go on without pinching, and yeah i started manual stretching but for me maxed out at only a half inch fairly quick so i progressed

7.5x5.5 was my starting size, as per the last sentence of my post lol, actually maybe just a tad shy of that though

You're not good at sex. That size should not be a problem in the slightest.

>fittest one of my friends
>least autistic, only real beta habits are Jow Forums and model kits
>extroverted and apparently decently funny, 6-7/10
>7x6 benis

>26y/o KHV

I once got blackout drunk and told my friends that I've never had sex. They didn't believe me.

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>least autistic
>extroverted
>not virgin by choice
Lower your standards. I know a lot of people like you. Just lower your standards, actually try going for a girl and you'll be good in like a week.

It’s nothing wrong with it functionally like I said I can get the job done I’ve never had any complaints, but it’s not an impressive size, so if it’s a chance I can increase to 7x6 then why not.

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I go on about three dates a year. They just always end with me saying "well, that was cool, see you later" and never following up.

I used to think I was a little gay or something but I watched some gay porn and it did nothing for me, so there's no easy shortcut there.

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heg

I'm actually in the same boat
>fit, took my shirt off once and qt kept making comments about it
>probably a little autsitic but everyone knows me as the life of the party, a bunch of really attractive girls at my uni liked hanging out with me
>had a gf for two years
>STILL A VIRGIN

and yeah I did the whole "I'm a virgin" once and that same mirin qt from the top was very surprised. She talked a lot about how attractive I was and how I could get with very cute girls if I wanted to. Would love to try and hit it but we lead different lives now, and she took the bbc pill which for me is kinda off putting

I know how that is, but I'm not enough of a fag to go complain about it. If it's your fault, it's your fault.

>have to try really hard
I stand by my statement.

I know, bro. I'd just like to meet a girl I really enjoy being around or something first. The only girl I was ever really interested in was a pretty homely Mennonite who was real funny, but she moved to France before I could do anything about it.

Oh well. At least I'm not eggman.

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Try getting the virginity out of the way. I never liked girls until I had sex. I think it's just some primal shit about wanting to protect the woman who should be bearing your child, or something, but it changes everything with a woman once you have sex. Even if that particular girl ends up not being worth it, knowing that the feeling is coming changes your outlook completely.
It makes me wonder why people sleep around so much when it obviously devalues that bond.

I think I see where you’re coming from now. Even still I’d beneifit from a bigger dick if not just from the confidence boost alone.

yey YES YES
size doesn't mean anything, ... or are you dumb homo faggots?

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Confidence might be your problem. Try just letting loose and empty your mind instead of actually trying.

angion method is far superior to jelqing

Proof?

What are your gains so far? Do you hit the 9 mark erect?

Eggman gets sex regularly
Eggman wasn't even a virgin when he started spamming Jow Forums

I'm saying at least I haven't built my identity around being a victim. Eggman is a faggot.

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I purposely didn't say what I did for a reason

All normalfags can burn in hell

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How did you do it?
Please don't go
>1 post by this ID
on us!

I legit, unironically, made 1.5 inch gains on length and .5 inch on girth so far, no loss in erection. Actually my erections have only gotten better with kegel exercises. 8 months doing this:
penis-enlargement-manual.thundersplace.org/newbie-routine.html

I think the anti-jelq shills are either raging feminists or large dicked guys who dont want the secret to get out there. Just do the thing as it is, dont try to do more or edit it in any way or get impatient, and you will get gains and not get injured or any bs like that. All the retards who pull their dick or whatever try to do twice the stuff in half the time, then shriek that it doesn't work

thank you user

thank you too for providing that link

>had a gf for two years
>STILL A VIRGIN

how the fuck?

Kek. I feel bad.

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these people just dont know how to sex. they probably hump for 2 seconds and then jizz, and then their lil onions dicks wither away and the girl gets annoyed and says hes small.

it's a troll account lmao

Dont jelq you dummy