Why the fuck bad shit happens after masturbating?
/NOFAP/
I'm talking about random shit not the one that has to do with other things
law of attraction?
this thread is going to get deleted but here's some starting questions.
>age
>gender
>longest streak
>current streak
>how long ago you started nofap
>why you started nofap
>results so far
>age
26
>gender
>longest streak
36
>current streak
9-10 days, I don't count really because even that thing can lead to downfall
>how long ago you started nofap
you mean how long have I been trying? for about a year
>why you started nofap
quit porn, general feeling better bout myself
>results so far
more sociable, very important thing for an introvert fuck
25
>imblying femanons on my Jow Forums
havent gone longer than a couple of days since i was 15
just finished fapping
i am not on nofap
every time i go longer than 24 hours i get pants on head retarded and try talking to every girl ever which isnt a good thing
Lads... My plan is failing. Planned to only fap every fridge but last night my cock was rock hard and I couldn't sleep. Fapped to tinder pics, I didn't break noporn right? The loads are huge as well thanks to the god tier cum stack and it's quite a mess to clean.
Every Friday*
Quick update from me anons.
So I did nofap novmeber this year, and once again, I have felt the powers affect me.
I initially did it because I wanted to bet to myself that I could get a girlfriend in the month, and it worked flawlessly. I was dating someone on day 5, and by 8, when I first relapsed back on the porns, I’d gotten very close to them. Like, emotionally, which was bad considering the fact that post-fap me and even like 2-3 days in is like a skeleton autist compared to my charismatic day 4 or 5 self. However, holding a girl close and kissing them for 30-45 minutes a day almost certainly raises test, because I recovered very quickly from my lapse.
Anyway around day 6 of new streak that month I got laid with a different girl, ending my 2 month dry spell. Currently very satisfied with the more gf than ever gf and unfortunately was lulled into complacency and let it go today again, which means I have to hide from her for like 3 days or so
Seriously like it’s as if I’m not even there, as if no ones home, when I’m not at least 4 days in. I feel like a spooker boy and that’s that. Day 6 and anything is possible lmao.
Go team.
/diary
Just jacked off tonight because I was too lonely and depressed again. Nowadays I don’t even jack off due too horniness anymore, god I wanna off this ride
What's your stack
L-arginine
Citrulline
Zinc
Thinking about laying off it for a bit as my heart was beating powerfully when I was trying to sleep, think it might be down to the arginine.
Gypsy curse
>age
18
>gender
M
>longest streak
10 days
>current streak
~8 days ( I don't keep exact count anymore)
>how long ago you started nofap
The first time I tried was probably 6 months ago
>why you started nofap
Originally, just because, but now I do it as fapping is a real waste of time and muh existentialism
>results so far
In my short runs, I've noticed girls looking at me more (where as I probably didn't notice before). Now I just need to start talking to said girls when I see them
cus your boyfriend gets upset that your cum isnt going in his body
>age
22
>gender
M
>longest streak
34 days
>current streak
34 days
>how long ago you started nofap
34 days
>why you started nofap
Rejected by QTs and don’t want to be a loser anymore
>results so far
Lower voice, better muscle tone (?), more motivation, nausea, way more manically depressed, Borderline suicidal, dry heaving, tremor
It doesnt its placebo breh
>Why the fuck bad shit happens after masturbating?
I thought I was the only one. It's creepy. But it only happens if I masturbate to porn.
every time i fap afterwards dumb shut happens its so weird man.
2 weeks ago i fapped 3 times at porn and afterwards ive found a dick drawn on my door
shits freaky and this is just one of the many examples i have
curse of the hebrew
It's god fucking with you.
>day 2 again
>On day 3 (yet again)
>12 am in the platoon bathrooms
>on the cusp of cumming
>go to cough and take hand off dick
>close video and put dick away after staring at the door for about 2 minuets contemplating life
>today might be the day where I truely master self discipline
Where all gonna make it lads
Had a wet dream last night. Fucking annoying cause I was nearing a 90 day streak. Do wet dreams count as failed streaks?
God punishing you for your sins. Repent.
Top kek
i asked a girl out on my seventh day
>>results so far
>Lower voice
hol up I thought that I was getting placeboed because this happened to me as well the moment I stopped fapping 3 times a day and limited it to once a week
anyone else noticed this as well? If so, that's quite interesting actually
Cumming or not isn't the point. It's masturbation in general, and usually the porn that comes with it, that's messing with your brain.
But to be able to stop after starting is a good start.
Fucking Prolactine
That shit fucks you up
Everytime I see a picture of a thicc girl or something lewd I just think of the worst case scenario for their personality. Just a few words like "probably a slut", "camera angles for sure", "very disgusting".
But I'm also wondering if I'm like that right now because I'm only on day 2.
>nofap 7th day
>voice is higher
am i doing something wrong?
Convince me to nofap bros. If you can convince me I'll try a 10 day trial and see how I feel. I kind of want to try anyway because my tastes in porn have gotten worse. Went from straight anal to twink anal real fast and now I cant get off unless a cute boy is getting pounded and cums from his prostate.
Seems like you've already talked yourself into doing it user
I know this feel user but it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER!!
I DON’T WANT PIXELS!
I DON’T WANT WAV!
I DON’T WANT WEBM!
I DON’T WANT GIF!
I WANT THE REAL THING AND I’LL DESTROY ALL THE POWERS OF HEAVEN AND SMASH THE SKY INTO TINY SPLINTERS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
Nah not yet. Give me some motivation
I even do it with real girls. I've gone from objectifying them to seeing them as a succubus that has no other purpose but to drain me of everything I have.
Same, I only see women as whores, but its kind of hard not to when they all act like... well, like fucking whores.
Is there a pastebin or some helpful stuff that could help me cut down on masturbation ?
I have a real issue with masturbation, I masturbate more that 5+ times a day and most important I am not enjoying it at all, I just cave in to the urge and feel like shit afterwards. Might consider seeing a professional.
Then I shall enter the passions of the monk and the nevernut, whose spunk belongs to the salvation of Earth and the colonization of the stars.
No they don't, Wet dreams occur mainly to get rid of dead sperm, which normally is every 30 days.
>hands on your cock
>rewind the clock
>nocturnal emission
>continue the mission
I didn't believe about the "superpowers" that nofap would give you, I was just doing it as a challenge to my self control. But yesterday I decided to broke my 40 day streak by the morning and feel fucking awful the rest of the day.
You need more motivation besides to stop being a fag?
fucking lmao deez trees of truth
Pathetic
>age
23
>gender
M
>longest streak
60+ (I was stuck in a rural shit hole)
>current streak
3
>how long ago you started nofap
I just started
>why you started nofap
I tried to get hard during sex. Could barely stay aroused to complete the deed. Also, I'm just generally trying to improve myself and get strength.
>results so far
It's only been 3 days, but I had an urge this morning. I did some meditation.
you're in a 34 day streak on your first try? damn man that's impressive. keep it up nerd
Nice work
I thought this was me too but then it turned out I just had a cold. It was cool though.
Porn means visual aid. You failed.
Yea me too although the longest i have been on nofap was 6 days
>longest streak
Around 2 months
>porn drags me back in
I know its bad but I cant help it
>last 2 days
Its gotten worse, time to stop.
Going to star focusing on other shit
I feel like my libido is pretty much non existent unless I don't jerk off for at least like 24 hours but It's such a habit that I typically jerk of once a day though so I'm just permanently disinterested in trying to date anymore because I'm not horny and it's a pain in the ass
>age
27
>gender
F
>longest streak
Over a month
>current streak
3 days
>how long ago you started nofap
3-ish years ago
>why you started nofap
Felt overaroused by the slightest things due to a quick release of dopamine at any time. Because of this I never bothered to get involved in the whole relationships thing since I had whatever I wanted at any time. I also draw porn sometimes and I always used to mindlessly rub myself every time because of it. Hopefully this will end.
>results so far
I"m always feeling more disciplined every time I attempted no masturbation. It's mostly a waste of time though, so I gained that. I'm also virgin but I'm not doing this in hopes to lose it. I fully realize that to be a virgin at 27 years old means there's something slightly off with me.
I don't get it.
>go 6 months on nofap
>I think I'm over it, jerk off
>cum in under a minute before I even get fully hard
>didn't even feel good
>over the next week my motivation for everything is gone
>skip workouts, cheat on my diet, put off work and jerk off nightly (no porn)
Idk if nofap was keeping me together or if it was just what broke first.
Are you ugly or fat or smt? Fucking female wizard.
Dont let it bother you man, you can always lose it, but once you lost your virginity you can never have it back
That's hot as fuck...but also...i understand where you're coming from.
Not sure if I should think about talkin g about animu and hanging out or talking about sinking my dick into you and pounding you out.
This. How do I keep it fucking level and horny? Like I hit the sweet spot after like a day or three of no fap then everything is dead.
I'm 22 days in, still strong, i haven't even caught a glimpse of any porn
I think I could have done it without the pics desu, my dick feels a lot more sensitive. Where I used to have to jerk it for like an hour. Grip was very light. Overall an improvement in my view.
> age
19
> gender
F
> Longest Streak
Probably a month
> Current Streak
Less than a week, don't count
> How long ago you started nofap
Don't remember, been on and off for at least a year
> Why you started nofap
Rubbing myself off was a timesink and I was addicted to porn. I could easily spend hours just doing it
> Results so far
I found that my anxiety gets worse if I don't do it, as it's a large stress reliever. I can't make it over 2 weeks without ruining my relationships and work. But now I try to give myself a time limit, and only do it if I need it. So not really into NoFap in total, anymore.
Holy fuck this is hard, 5 days here. If I start masturbating with my own thoughts but stop before getting anywhere close to orgasm is that breaking nofap? God damn my imagination is getting wild.
honestly user, it'd be a lot easier if you didn't edge like that.
I'm fugly like a white female version of Snoop Dogg, I've been told.
Doesn't bother me much, it used to back in highschool a million years ago. Nowadays I lift and draw porn and write fantasy novels. Pretty sure I should have been a guy and in different circumstances, I would have been one of those perma pissed off ftm dyke trannies
Remember
None of what you watch is real
What is sold is lies
None of it is real
They're just actors
It's the lighting and angles
No one moans that loud
The guy took viagra for the third time that day
Fake tits and fake asses
Remember user
It's all fake none of it is real
Only for the money
Even the amateur couples have vain motives
You can do it
Those disgusting whores can never reach you again
Is there any point of nofap if I'm 36 and a virgin?
yeah, after 30 days you can claim your wizard powers and then wreck whatever havok you want
based
it doesnt count for girls man
Will jelqin break my no fap guys??
>TFW no pervert gf
It's really complicated. I'm on day 5 now and I really really want to shoot my seed in every semi-chubby girl I see.
When I am jerking off I usually want skinny chicks.
What's ur vagina smell like?
I had the same question long ago but then I realized that jelqing is an exercise and not masturbation so is cool to do it on / NoFap / since you're working out your penis
Also do not go too far while you're starting and take slowly. If you do not feel good with shaking your sausage try flexing yours erectil muscles (kegel basically)
>age
22
>gender
M
>longest streak
I think 50ish days? I timed it with travelling to kinda fight through the initial two weeks
>current streak
16
>how long ago you started nofap
Never really bought into it but I guess 2 years ago? See the next question
>why you started nofap
Got into hypno, femdom, and orgasm control which led me to getting off from not getting off. Ended up just continuing that by keeping myself busy instead of jerking off all day.
>results so far
None. If anything, I just don't care to use my computer as much. I'm still just as lonely and sad as before. I'm gonna die alone but at least my traps will look good in the casket I guess.
Thanks user for replying :)
Because your cum has your magical essense contained in it and youre wasting it when you masturbate. Youre supposed to combine it with a woman's magic. Sex is a ritual that reenacts the creation of the universe. It literally manifests new realms of possibility into the world. But when you masturbate youre just wasting your built up magical energy. Your magic cum wants to escape so it empowers your masculinity. This activates your mind and body for building/conquering/discovering a world where it can form a union with girl magic. NoFappers report sudden increase in female attention because when you have not cummed in a while the energy builds up so much that girls are drawn to your aura which is now bursting with raw magical power. They are so good at sensing magic. Cumming drains your energy and dims your sexual aura and also tells your body that your current course of action is acquiring enough coochie the way it is. And as for chronic masturbators, it is training their mind to think that living in their filth getting the coochie levels of a demigod. So the sexual energy never bothers to motivate your masculine energy to build/conquer/discover and then your life just keeps sucking forever.
Talk to me about stage fright guys. I think an incident forced me into nofap. Basically went on a downward spiral for several months ending in long (see: 4 hour) shemale porn marathons. Randomly hooked up with a girl from work and she wanted to nail me in her car. Couldn't get it up. Tried for like 2 hours in several stints.
Anybody managed to recover from this through nofap? I'm actually 3 days in and feel a lot better already but I now think I have a stigma around actual sex because of this incident.
Completed no nut November, was doing December with noporn as well. Had an ultra life-like almost wet dream on Dec 4, managed to hold out and woke up shivering ready to blow. However, yesterday my bf was rubbing my cock and I exploded out of nowhere. Do I have to start over or does it not count?
You can reprogram your brain. It takes a while. But not too long. Months, not years. Quit porn and within a year youll be disgusted with what you were watching.
There's nothing wrong with masturbating, just do it to your imagination and avoid porn entirely
STOP WATCHING PORN
I'm not worried about that as I've cycled backl to "healthy imagery" before (admittedly I went less deep but I managed to get back to the point where my most outlandish fetish was like doggy).
Will I ever be able to get a boner for a gril again is literally a question that gave me a complex..
>Will I ever be able to get a boner for a gril again is literally a question that gave me a complex
Yeah thats real shitty user. Sorry that happened. Sexual trauma can be healed though. I had a very bad sexual experience last spring and spent months petrified at the idea of sex. I think Im finally coming out the other end and nofap/noporn definitely helps. It makes you desire a woman so much more that past problems feel more insignificant. If you are saying youre worried that you can only get hard for shemales, dont worry. Just stop looking at that garbage. You trained your brain to think that is the proper way to get off. Once you detox your brain from being attracted to shemales, then your mental complex about sex can start healing. In a few months it will suddenly click that you don't want to look at a shemale, and then your mind will realize that your sex incident isnt something to worry about anymore as the cause of it is gone
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that comic is unironically hot as fuck despite being so simple get that shit out of here
bump
Longest I've gone was 110 days and it was incredible. My life was beginning to turn around when I got complacent one night and "took a peek". Now for the past few months I've been binging like there's no tomorrow (3-5x a day srs) and I feel back at square one, getting back up on the horse.
The battle never ends, learn from my mistakes.
>Day 42
Urges came hot and furious this morning but I was able to ignore them. The LOTR chart is pretty much right this far.
Load of bullshit
Maybe it's just your subconscious telling you not to be a dumbass and fuck the sluts you work with in your car.
Cookies n cream
>age
20 - 25
>gender
Male.
>longest streak
55 days.
>current streak
55 days.
>how long ago you started nofap
>why you started nofap
Abstaining from all material pleasures, including all sexual pleasures forever. I am tired of (((this))) ride.
>results so far
Much calmer, content with existence. Never expected meme powers, but turns out I got the power of crippling loneliness.
I've got to push through though, since that's the only way to find enlightenment. Going full /asceticmode/ soon.
Based. The mysticism on sexuality is underappreciated.
But you gave me a laugh at
>magic cum
It's not
Just finished a 2 week streak last night. I noticed an incredible increase in my agressiveness and willingness to pursue females, though I still did nothing about it. I masturbated and didn't come as much as I could've had, so I still feel somewhat invigorated. Semen retention seems to be a thing.
God takes away blessings when you sin as a reminder to return back to him
Power of loneliness kek
Please be from London
You've got me thinking I should get in contact with this boyish looking girl I met two months back, she did seem nice