Should all guys lose their virginity to their mother?

>Lots of black and mexican guys lose their virginities to aunts and much older cousins.
Nigga fucking European royalty did the same shit.

? I wasn't implying Europeans didn't, Euro peasants probably did the same thing all the way until Western society at large started becoming massively urbanised and gentrified.

And Euro royals probably lost their virginity to servants/guards etc, lots of their arranged marriages were rife with adultery anyway

>These people also did this thing many years ago
No fucking way

>The fact there are threads like this on a daily basis is a testament to it
Jow Forums is a hilariously bad population to base any statistical or sociological statement on.

Nigga, niggers were eating each other in africa just a few centuries ago
Oh wait, theyre still doing that

>The oedipus complex was conceptually enfleshed literally thousands of years ago in every mythology. The fact there are threads like this on a daily basis is a testament to it. You're in denial and probably developmentally stunted

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>many years ago
lol, more like in modern times

>has no rebuttal so he resorts to posting le funny brainlet pictures

kys nigger boy

There's so much wrong with this post, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

No, this is what you get if only women who will ever talk to you are your mom, sister etc.
That is the only reason you feel attracted

Only if they first learn to serve grandma's pussy with their tongue

they need to learn how to please an elder woman like their grandma first before they can be rewarded with their mom's pussy

maybe not to their mom but to a milf yes. that's how society should work, young boys should be given milfs until they're old enough to take a young girl who they will replace when they become milfs. find a single flaw

They literally would, that's why they're chased out of the group. The alpha male lion will chase out the males, and I think tiger mothers just drive away all of their cubs after they're too old.

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It would be ideal. Either that or a big sister or even a sex ed teacher. Taboos abound though. We would rather have people stay virgin through adulthood and not have a clue what to do with a woman

Grandmas are more ideal
> infertile due to menopause
> more xp

Benjamin Franklin wrote an entire essay promoting GILF fucking so it's approved by our founding fathers.

god it feels good to live here

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We all wished we lost it to an attractive milf but if we all thought like this we wouldn't exist. We know from an early age incest is wrong not because of taboo but because it will end your bloodline

I don't know what world do you even live in where you think all mothers want to fuck their loser sons.
This isn't one of your japanese animes, this is the real world.

my mom isn't hot but sure i'd fuck her if the chance was there

I really regret not fucking my mum when I had the chance. She has a good slim figure, and a very nice face. We were always extremely close, and would hug every day, I would often hug her from behind whilst she was cooking or doing the dishes. When my dad moved out it was just me and her for a year, and I knew she hadn't been getting the D for years, but I was too chicken because I worried it would ruin our relationship. Now she has a new boyfriend and we're not so close anymore, so the opportunity has gone and the worry that the relationship would've been damaged really didn't matter.
Still, I had lots of good contact with her back then, we used to spoon on the couch every night, and towards the end before she moved on I would often grab her ass during hugs, and she didn't mind.
Man, I really wish I could go back to one of those days when we were just the two of us, and slip into her bed at night, start touching her breasts and kissing her, and force myself on her. Even if we didn't fuck, showing sexual interest in her would've given us a whole new relationship dynamic more like boyfriend and girlfriend, and she would know how I felt. I know that with time that would've led to penetration.

Exactly how the Australian abos do it

I haven't even hugged my mom for years, cant imagine going from not even touching her to fucking her now

That sucks. She seened open to it too

too many moms are hambeasts
they need to be more french

it really wouldn't have gone that way. shes your fucking mom and ahed be disgusted if you said that

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I just want a big anime tiddies girl who would want to cuddle me and to be always here for me. Living alone is suffering

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>grew up with a single mom
>she was always really pretty and looked very very young, almost like a teenager despite being in her 30s
>all my friends made jokes about wanting to hit that, how she is a milf etc. until i punched them enough times and they stopped
>kinda got very protective because of this and would never have any friends over
>one day mom got back from work
>she was crying and sad
>asked what was wrong
>younger girls were bullying her because she didnt type fast enough and they were gossiping too about her age
>i hugged her and said they're literally just jealous because you are way more gorgeous than them
>she hugged me back and thanked me for being in her life and always supporting her

I can't have sex with that. How do you have sex with that? She is probably the only pure thing left in this world for me and I would never ever corrupt her, I'm fine with being a loser virgin for the rest of my life, as long as I have her I don't care

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But if you break the relationship barrier it could just be you and her together forever user. You would be the partner each other needs, and live happily together. Can't you imagine coming home to that everynight, except when it's time to go to bed, you cuddle up together, and share an amazing bonding experience? You can go on dates, and she can dress up, and feel pretty for you. Don't you think she deserves someone to feel pretty for?

I'd love to see my mother naked, i've had fleeting moments of her in underwear and her nightie but never fully exposed

Beta. You need to be alpha and rail her

yeah having sex with your mom is one of the most retarded moves you can actually make in your life.

You should honestly kill yourself, degenerate porn shill. How much do they pay you to come push this shit on here? I pity the retards who can't see through this shilling bullshit. Kill yourself.

I hid my phone in the bathroom facing the shower and set it to record. Got to see her showering, was fairly hot

THIS IS A PORN SHILL FROM ONE OF MANY PORN SITES. INCEST HAS BEEN GETTING PUSHED HARD LATLEY AND THE LAST FEW YEARS (TELEVISION, MOVIES, Jow Forums, PORN SITES). OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

but we already bond deeper than that. Thats superficial. I go to the lake with her and we walk around and feed the birds and go on swings acting like kids. And the entire time I dont think "man this is like having a girlfriend" and she doesn't think "this is like having a man in my life" like some date, but a mother and her child spending time together and enjoying life. Its deeper and primordial. Its a bond that could never break

>pornsites are paying people to write about sex on a board that pretty much only posts pornographic images anyway
top lol

I feel you user. I just wanted to be the man for her my father wasn't.

incest doesn't happen, its purely fantasy

I would love to feel like that again with someone one day. Treasure your mom user, before it is too late like me

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i lost my virginity to a 44 year old when i was 17

i am 24
and still a virgin

You think there's some larger conspiracy going on to get anons out of the gene pool by spreading this programming

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fucking laughed out loud at this post

Honestly I would, but only with the lights dimmed or through her skirt. I really did a number on her body on my way out.

How did incest porn get SO popular in the last couple of years.
I remember it being fairly niche 5 years ago, now MOM FUCKS SON is guaranteed to be on the 1st page of most sites somewhere

lol is this how you cope? By making yourself believe that people are being paid to have thoughts that you don't have. grow up. the world is big and people way different than you live next door to you.

Should all girls lose their virginity to their father?
>he'll teach you how to do it
>caring environment
>will probably think that you getting wet early is cute
>he won't judge you
>he'll love you even if your boobs are small
Girls are literally meant to have their first time with their fathers

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>le men and women are the exact same

I am confused
are you implying this is not good?

I have dreams about it, and I am attracted to her. Nearly every time I fap I'm imagining that I'm fucking her. But we have a really good relationship, and I'm afraid of breaking that if I tried anything.

If she's hot and your into it sure
My mum showed me the basics short of penetrative sex but Tbqh porn had the rest covered
I get the feeling a girl will never love me as much or the same as my mum and I dunno what I'll do when she's gone... Apart from try and find the thickest mumfu I can

see how is her relationship with your dad?

She's been divorced for years.

you should get into bed with her one night and see what happens. If she lets you stay, spoon with her and let her feel your erection against her ass. Hump her a little if she's receptive to it. Afterwards you can go back to your room and jerk off, but the next morning you'll be able to see where things are going.
If she doesn't put the breaks on, repeat and go a little further, until you finally get it. Don't miss your opportunity user. If she resists and you stop, the relationship will be fine. She is your mom after all

And if your mom is ugly her hot friends should fuck with you

>>he'll teach you how to do it
what's to teach there, men are supposed to do all the work
>>will probably think that you getting wet early is cute
guys wouldnt be put off by a girl getting wet where as girls would be put off by a premature ejaculation
>>he won't judge you
what's there to judge? again, men do all the work
>>he'll love you even if your boobs are small
boobs take little part in sex

women will never understand how hard is it to be a guy

>mfw no hot gilf to bonk
Reeee
This
I'd she swats you away at least you tried
T. I've been there but my mum was abused as a kid by her sister sexually
Fucking bitch sister ruined it for me reeeee if I ever find her I'll burn her fucking cunt out with fire

>women will never understand how hard it is to be a guy
Truth
My mum finally understood in her boomer brain that most 20-30 something virgin's like me don't just magnetically attract normal women
Not her fault she even tried to set me up dates and chaperone which was extremely cute but ultimately cock blocked me but I never had a chance anyway as I wasn't physically or emotionally attracted to those girls like I was to her I think she knows that and just puts it out of her mind because she was abused by her older sister and didn't want to continue
Besides her pusy is probably old and loose as and not a big deal for me lack of sex is the least of my issues

That sounds really ballsy and a surefire way to break my relationship with her. If anything, I'd rather see if she's receptive of small massages or take her out for dinner or something.

Alright, Anons. I want an honest answer.
Would you seriously fuck your mom? Why would you or wouldn't do it?
Would you seriously do it?

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taking her out to dinner isn't sexual, it's pretty normal. If you want to do something less then you will have to try something like squeezing her ass when you hug her, or pressing your crotch against her then. Guage her reaction from that. You will have to do something a bit ballsy to break that wall though, because she isn't going to be the one to do it. You have to do it to give her an opportunity to reciprocate.
Also you can do things like tell her she looks hot, or that her butt looks good in those pants etc. Again though, it has to be sexual, a word like nice is no substitute for a word like hot

Wow this thread is still here? Nice

when I was younger, 100% absolutely. It's all I thought about. Nowadays, maybe not. i've got a gf, and I don't live with her anymore, so it's kind of gone. Still, if she tried to seduce me, I'd be completely willing

Yes when she was 10+ years younger
Can't now she's too old health problems etc
Does you gf know about your mummy kink? I wonder how women on average would react knowing their man likes this sorta shit and all that it implies incest and all.

I'd settle for a jerk and boob succ

I lost my virginity to an older woman, old enough to be my mother, it was actually a pretty good experience.

>Does you gf know about your mummy kink?
not exactly, although she's more than aware that I have a taboo thing. She'll call me daddy in bed whenever I ask, and say she's my little girl. For a treat she did full daddy/daughter role play, total candid incest talk, and it was really really hot. Although after I felt weirdly disgusted with myself, not sure why.
In terms of the mummy stuff, I've never said it explicitly, although often she'll let me sort of simulate breast feeding, and call me a good boy, so I think she kind of knows

I think all women secretly are aware of the mommy kink but don't admit it straight up as it's taboo for some bloody reason in a post religious age where little kids can be bisexual traps and grown adults larp as God knows literally what and pedo/beastiality is next on that list of course fucking incest is TOO FAR
Really gives me the shits honestly

A boy's best friend is his mother

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same thing for girls and their fathers. fuck i'm turned on just thinking about it.

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I'd really be up for it if the situation presented itself. She's really caring and loving. If that labels me a sick degenerate, then whatever.
I guess complimenting her ass or figure sounds good. She's receptive to praise like that.

This is bullshit, women are supposed to be with the best option available. Virgins are virgins because they aren't a good option for women, including this incestuous bullshit.

What the fuck dude, no way.

I'm attracted to older women though, but the thought of that disqusts me. Anyone who would seriously consider this needs to seek help.

Your mom let you penetrate her or she described how it works?

What the fuck guys seriously

>small massages
used to oily massage mine when I was younger, shit was hot

Too bad you'll never be a dad :^)

just a quick reminder that incest porn is a psyop.

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Isn't that masterson?

>mfw i made up this meme and the idiots on Jow Forums and Jow Forums believe it

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no you didn't idiot, i made it up, and it is true. i think porn in general is a psyop so why woulnd't this be, wise guy?

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People like to look at things that make their peepees hard and make the goo come out. It's not that hard

man, you are insanely idiotic. Did you know that? Why don't you get a grip, why don't ya use ur noggin for once?

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It's funny because some people will take what you are saying seriously.

I technically lost mine to my mom when I was 13 when I was sleeping in her bed after I had night terrors.

>technically
Hwat? Story time user

I was having night terrors a lot after I saw a friend get killed so I slept in her bed with her for a while, and one night I was having a dream and I ended up spooning her. I basically dry humped her thighs until she woke up, and I came in my shorts when she said my name and asked what I was doing.

That's not losing your virginity retard. If you didnt benis in bagina you didnt lose it.

oh my sides
original laughter

such a based thread