Sex gains made this year

Just came in my gf’s mouth for the first time.
Anyone else made any significant progress in the field lads?

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Got my gf into anal.
The secret was lube.

>Found out my gf turns out to be my second cousin earlier this year.
>Recently i just found out my niece (7 years younger) who just turns 18 and who i’ve always viewed as a little sister turns out thirsts for my cock hard since she was 15 of so

Im not even from the south why do i keep getting thrust into incest situation

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Me and gf have tried this, does not matter what, it doesn't fit, i don't even have a big cock, was tight enough getting a finger im

Degenerate

>my niece
Is she hot?

Use more lube

Had sex with a natural ginger, 7-8/10. My best accomplishment so far.

We literally could not have used more lube

OP we need answers.
Just so you know, having kids with your cousin isn't even statistically unsafe. It doesn't cause genetic disorders much more than you fucking any random person. Hell, a lot of people including Einstein married cousins about 100 years ago.

there's nothing wrong with banging your niece.

Try again later then, there's not much else to it

I wanna post a college story but the college thread might get b&.

>be me
>18 y.o. virgin in first week of college
>invite a grill into my dorm room to take a look at some code I've written
>friend walks by door and starts talking to me, sees me alone with grill, and says "I'll give you two some privacy" and starts to close the door
>what a bro, he said it in such a way that it sounded like a common situation for me
>my autism said "oh you don't have to do that" which in hindsight must have sounded a lot like "idk if I actually wanna smash lol"
>friend locks door, closes door anyways and winks
>bro subtly implies I'm a player, I subtly imply I'm on the fence with this nerd qt girl I wanna gf
>wasn't expecting to get physical but my bro closing the door was the perfect excuse to get closer and flirt with this girl and take the pressure off since it would have been less subtle if I closed the door myself
I can't believe the finesse in that man's veins

I was flirted with this year! Twice!

But was it actually flirting?

Yes. One even touched my hand while talking to me. I spaghetti'd myself both times, of course. But it's a nice confidence boost anyway.

What an absolute bro

I paid a women for Skype sex if that counts

I’m started a KHHFTV (kissless hugless handholdless flirtless textless virgin) and ended a KHHFTV. Will likely do the same for 2019.

You sure talk a lot about your bro

I wish I could send him a gift card for pussy to thank him

I'm just in awe at the intelligence of this fucker

Age?

23

In the last year, I've gone completely monk mode and successfully remained so for 9 months.

I've also managed to resist the temptations of thirsty thots at the last minute twice.

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Lost my virginity with my 2nd gf, she left. She was 7/8, but she was literally everything i ever wanted in a woman.
I've also drunkenly banged a female friend, who has a bf, and we pretend it didn't happen. That sex didn't bring me any solace.
I've tried approaching other women, but it leads nowhere and my heart's not in it. I'd sacrifice so much to be with her again.

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She was 7 or 8? Sounds a bit dodgy user.

You're a piece of shit, and the cheating girl is a piece of shit, the bf deserves to know

I'd leave it to personal taste. I'd never post her pics on the internet.

Seriously. He deserves to feel like shit.

>girlfriend
>still posting on Jow Forums

why

Huh, okay dude, if he's a cunt i take it back, have a good day

You can take the boy out of the autism but you can't take the autism out of the boy

It's not something i'm proud of, but it's not something i'm hung up over. She started it, had i not been heartbroken, i probably would have turned her down. It's not gonna happen again.

Lost my virginity to my first gf ever at 25yo
Never lose hope, my friend, we're all gonna make it

I was talking about this dude

Was it awkward? Could she tell? Did you cum in three seconds?

She was a virgin too (24yo)
We're both kinda awkward but make a good match
I didn't really know what to do but it worked out, lasted maybe 2 min with a lot of foreplay

i jacked off into a condom. four times.

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>girls no longer look at me with complete disgust
>its not just guys who compliment me on gains anymore
>several 8-9/10's from different countries and lots of slampiggies
>stopped spending money on happy ending asian massage parlors

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>24 year old female virgin
you took the bait?

>She was a virgin
>24

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say what you want, senpaitachi, I know it's true

>I know it's true

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>heterosexual anal
>degenerate

Oh my bad, yeah, he's a cunt

You're a cunt if you don't feel bad for her bf, why does he deserve this shit? She's gonna cheat again, he deserves to know

smacked ass and viciously molested some thighs but that's about it

t. kissles virgin

Was there blood during first intercourse. No? 95% she wasn't virgin.

Did they catch you yet? They usually get train molesters easily.

Take a seat, right over there.

>be in LTR, celebrate 4th anniversary in July
>dead bedroom (as well as a whole bunch of other issues)
>coworker comes on to me at work party, subtlety flirt and grope all night
>she drives me home, fuck her in her car
>decide not to be a cheating asshole, lasts about 48 hours
>start fucking the shit out of coworker at every possible opportunity
>rough sex, choking, slapping, punching, anal, facefucking, the works
>one time I was eating her ass after fucking it (hadn’t cum yet) and sucked one of her hairs out of it
>give her her first ever nipple orgasm
>cheating makes me realise how shit my relationship is, break up with gf
>crash on coworkers couch for a couple days while I figure out where to live (coworker is staying at her parents that week for unrelated reasons)
>one of her housemates is moving out, they offer me the room
>meanwhile her other housemate starts flirting with me
>fuck housemate
>again crazy rough sex, choking, biting, slapping, orgasm denial, dom/sub stuff
>take room, continue fucking both of them
>get home from gym one night and I can hear them having wild lesbian sex
>later that week have a threesome after watching a movie
>now in a polyamorous bdsm relationship with two hot bisexual women

So I went from having awful awkward sex once every month or two to having amazing sex 2-4 times a day. My cardio has noticeably improved too which is nice.

I fingered some, made her squirt a few times. But the only person I've had sex with this year is an ex, long after we originally broke up, and it was distant without passion and we were basically just using each-other and I finished when or after she came which only took about a minute each time because we were so used to how to fuck to make her cum.

Nice blog. [spoiler]Please be lying.[/spoiler]

If your gf doesn't joyfully take your load in her mouth the first time she sucks you off you should move on. I've been in a relationship with a girl who doesn't enjoy cum in her mouth and i would always rabidly fantasize about the cumsluts i had dated previously.

But it tastes disgusting

This, I really don't mind that she doesn't like it, i wouldn't either, she still does it sometimes because she knows i like it though

ive had a girl tell me my cum actually tastes pretty good, which surprised she even more since I smoke a pack a day.

How does pussy taste, user?

Alright, depends on the day, why?

I have nobody else to ask.

Oh, keep your head up man, things will get better, how old? I lost my virginity at 19, so pretty late but i know since people have it a lot worse

Absolute bro

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You mean she was virgin in the ass?
It's actually impressive that a woman nowadays manage to reach 24 having had only vaginal sex. But I kind of believe you if that's what you meant.

einstein is a jew prick who gets overhyped and probably didnt even invent shit but rather stole it from somebody and sells it as his own idea.

Found the virgin. Just because a girl doesnt have a hymen and doesnt bleed the first time doesnt mean shes not a virgin. Dildos exist you stupid double nigger.

imagine lying on the internet

chlop z wsi wies z chlopa?

Faggots. It's in her mouth for five seconds tops. While pussy doesn't taste as bad as cum, we're expected to taste it for eons.

If you legitimately don't care that your gf doesn't like cum, then you've never been with a girl who likes cum. But just realize that's your own inexperience talking.

If you got the good dick, she'll like anything you ask for.