Enter your kitchen

>Enter your kitchen
>See this by the fridge
Wat do?

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Nothing.
I'm scared of talking to beautiful women

>drinking from the container

I would unironically kill this bitch.

That fucking ass. I'd pay thousands just to have that rest on my face for a few hours.

Call the cops for breaking in

>drinking from container
kick her out the house probably

Kick them off for drinking my juice

I BOUGHT THAT FUCKING JUICE WHAT THE FUCK PAY ME BACK YOU WHORE SCUMBAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ask whose house I'm in I dont drink OJ

spank their sticc asses and get some juice xoxo brooke

I would stare at em for 15 mins and say in the same time:
"Wut?"
and then drink bleach

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>not drinking from a glass
say a lot about society as a whole

This desu. The absolute state of the kitchen

Hand each of them a bowl of eggs

Ask them to cook me breakfast

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Remember to eat ALL of them

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"Get out of my appartment you dumb cunts"

Wonder if I should inform her that this is NOT orange juice. At least ..not anymore.
Ah well, she is probably used to the taste.

"how did you two get in here?"

"Ah! The new dishwasher arrived!"

what could i do? id just hate myself even more... no i actually don't give a fuck at this point

"I haven't bought groceries in two months."

The entitled look as she drinks my fucking OJ and the other dumb cunt trying to open a fruit pot really angers me. Probably throw something at them.

Completely based and original too

"You cant just gobble an oj and leave the rest. Come back later and gobble some more."

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>drinking from the carton
>eating from the container
>leaving the fridge open
women are a fucking meme

Tip the bottom of the container

They brought me food! :DD
yay women

source:
@mathildtantot
@popstantot
they're twins
nikecrie is the photographer i think

Since I live in burgerland, scream "CASTLE DOCTRINE", grab the nearest gun, and fill them full of lead.

i would wait for them to leave, cut my losses, and furiously lick the orange juice cap

Kick the one in the white in the stomach as hard as I can then slam the head of the other into the shelf

Thank them for cleaning up my kitchen.

>giVE ME BAACK MY ORANGE JUICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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80% of women ejaculate during rape

Girl on left has pretty impressive lower body desu. She's standing straight while girl on right is posing.

Citation needed
Bark