How to spot a Jow Forums in the wild

>above average muscularity
>good looking outfit
>backpack
>average or below average face
>squinting slightly (gotta be hunter)
>tightened jaw
>good skin
>alone

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>DYEL
>Terrible dress sense
>Hideous face
>Negative canthal tilt
>Lack of jawline
>Terrible acne ridden skin from GOMAD
>Alone

FTFY

there's already a really easy method
>Feelin' fit buddy?
>Yeah, I'm just a lucky guy

This is literally me to a T. except for the good skin part, had pretty bad acne in my day

Someone asked me this once and i wasnt ready for it tb.h

>umm yeah
>40 minutes later
>ohhh

i dont get it

Literally me all the time

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You forgot awkward and tense

>>Terrible acne ridden skin from GOMAD
Only if you're a pussy.

Real men don't get acne from milk.

It's a fucking stupid reddit-tier muh secret code WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON GUIZ

>Helping newfags
the absolute state

>Good skin
Why is this always true?

just ask him whether he's feeling fit.

>GOMAD
>good skin

pick one

Actually had to stop GOMAD for the shit skin. It's not worth it. I don't look dyel anyway so having a better skin at least now makes me look like I'm healthy. Fuck I love milk but it's fucks me up :(

>alone
DELET

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got more of these pics?

>good skin

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You uh... sure know a lot about reddit there bud. You wana explain yourself?

I have to disagree with that image, this is what it really looks like.

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I wear an oversized undershirt with Jow Forums written in marker on the front back and on both shoulders
You can find me jumping rope annoyingly close to the free weight people. I'm there all the time.

You are a very cute woman but please consider implants, your tit game is lacking

SS + GOMAD

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At midnight!!!!

kill yourself

dont

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>888
trips of fucking truth

>mountain lion might eat it

Audible kek