Prove you're not a manlet Jow Forums

Nope. I'm a manlet and admit it.

Are you single?

u-uh... yes... w-why, haha?

You're supposed to take the picture at eye level, retard. Otherwise the angle of elevation, camera being beneath your eyes, creates a false image of realistic size. tyler1 is good at this technique

When I had my house designed I told them to scale everything up. The ceiling, counters, chairs, and yes, even the doors. I did this after learning about goldfish. You see, goldfish grow to their environment. The larger the tank, the larger the fish. With this in mind I've been living in my over sized house for two years now, having to stand in my toes to reach things, having door handles at chest level. I'm growing .05mm every week. I don't know why I'm the only one doing this. It's literally the cure to manletism.

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Anywhere near Florida?

Yes, Tamarac

Prove you're employed don't post a door pic because you're at work and that would be weird

this is not me

No I don't live near Florida.

I'm 6'4. I would have to tape my fucking phone to the wall. Of course nobody posted their pic because they're all fucking larping manlets.

Lucky for you, you are a lanklet, most people have to look up to see how ugly you are.

>runs downtown to the Alamo (yes, THAT Alamo)
>doorways only 6' tall due to manlet construction techniques
>stand on toes like CR7
>ask tourist from AZ to take photo
>profit

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I am so glad to be a manlet and not you.

Why would I need to prove to complete strangers on the Internet I'm not a manlet though? I mean, are some people here really that needy for validation?

sour grapes

Nah, I feel good.

kek

ok there tripfag

jealous manlet

Nothing to prove when the Divine is watching over me.

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Headlet

ITT: Manlets.

please be my bf

nah, I'm secure with my manly-et as fuck 5'10'' frame

>caring this much

...

Out of curiosity are either of you female?

Lmaooooo literally every poster ITT is a manlet

>Out of curiosity are either of you female?
Hmm

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Yes
I’m

What if this is my door

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manlets rise up!
day of the tunnel approaches lankets, you have been warned

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Yeah, didn't think so.

Are you flat footed? I have a similar build body proportions wise and my ankles roll in also. What are you, about 6’1”-6’2”? I wonder if flat feet is correlated with not being a dwarf?

do you have a homo twin brother?

Stop bothering him you gay!!!

Nope

I am literally 170 cm :(

shut up you fucking sicko

Do I have to take a new picture? This is the most recent pic I had near a door frame and I promise im not a manlet.

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reminder that all manlets should kill themselves

y-you too....

its a good time to do it since society is embracing manlet hate. hopefully places start adding height restrictions so faggot ass midget "men" cant go anywhere.

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I'm legit short so I'm not even gonna do it. My best hope is to hit Zac Efron status from Baywatch and be that shredded manlet that's cool with everyone and doesn't freak out over his lack of height

>Fedora outfit
>Long gay hair
>Socially awkward aura
>dirty mirror

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cope

The gym chad (6'3) said that I'm a cool little guy and my height doesn't matter then he walked me back to the pit so your opinion does not matter.

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nice pepperoni nips lanklet

I like your shoulders

Leglet

doorheights vary though, the ones at my home are from 6'7"-6'9" while I've already seen anything from 6'3"-7'+. I think americans often have 6'3" doorframes

I would but I’d reveal that I’m a lanklet

i remeber you from the last natty's discord, it really is a small world

Yeah, but I'm 6'5" so I don't really care. Not to mention my muscles are longbois.

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fuark just bulk to 225 and fuck sluts

you can do it

what are you so worried about you asperger-faced serial killer

eric plz go

I'm sorry I don't know you

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Fuck no lol

t. dyel manlet

OH FUCK WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS

it's ya boy danny from discord, we talked like a year ago

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Nope. No recollection at all. You'll have to jog my memory.

We exchanged dick pics, mine was bigger.

Yeah no this definitely doesn't ring a bell at all. Nice try trying to frame me as a faggot though.

I like where this is going

Gay

that wasnt me dawg,
you showed me a video of you ohping from forever ago and talked about lifting, not much other than that

Ok well I've talked to hundreds of random gymbros on discord before. You don't stand out.

Probably because you we're mirin my dick

Leave anytime, homo. Nobody is gonna fuck you.

>says the gay boy who posts bathroom selfies who mires other dudes dicks
Lmao u gay bro

Typical thirsty homosexual

If you're so "str8" why you keep responding you insecure twink?

Because I like to mock dudes that want to feel my cock inside their dirty fag asses but never will.

dawg that's not me, some bloke is messing with you

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I know, poor guy is getting upset about being called gay.

>time to sew discord with my homosexual deceptions because I'm salty and think it will somehow get me laid

lmao my eyes are at the top of the 2/3 box. this is how i check tinder chicks height before i swipe, because they all have bathroom selfies. although the tall girls ive matched with dont give a fuck that im 5'8

L O N D O N perhaps?

id suck your cock haha

Holy fuck your legs are even smaller than mine. You need to train that shit. No way you've reached your genetic limit.

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i'm gonna rape you

Am I going to make it

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Try it. I'm 6'4 and probably way fucking stronger than you. Want my address, pussy?

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>that boomer from some flyover state who can't take a joke because "muh ar15"
shiggy

cut 5lbs and you're golden m8