>deadlift
>I'm still alive
Deadlift
no shit retard you're lifting yourself up from death, that's kind of the fucking point
>fight the urge to go to gym
>resistance training going well
>shrugs
>do care
What? No, it's called the deadlift because the weights are lifted from a deadstop.
Why did they cast a jawline chad to play a shutdown autist in a series meant to emulate a 4channer life minus the skills
>decline bench
>do it anyway
Why are Arab men so hot?
Hearty jej
>barbell flys
>didnt get airbourne
>cable crossovers
>cancelled after 1 season
>as opposed to weights that are caught mid flight
you're all fucking retarded
No, they're not caught midflight, they're bounced off from the bottom using the stretch reflex. See the overhead press, the bench press, and the squat.
Do you even lift?
He's obviously white
>bounced off
do you even lift properly?
>go to gym
>it's another my lower back hurts while I am squatting episode
>rape
>not in jail
kek
>dips
>stays for more sets
he's egyptian you dolt
No he's Arab, just like Tony mahfud
I didn't even know who he was until my sister had him as her background image on her phone and I asked her why she has a shitskin there
Dismantled using logic
this. He's genuinely a good actor, he really is, but he's just not the type to play such a character.
also, where is that gif from? was that an SNL sketch or some special Mr Robot episode?
>how do you work your upper traps?
>*shrugs*
>concentration curls
>actually focused on my lifts
>explosive landmines
>improved mobility
>pullover
>not arrested
>hack squat
>Don't know anything about computers
>>resistance training going well
kek
It's a special trippy episode in which he dreams.
underrated
>Doing face pulls
>Not actually pulling my face
>doing skullcrushers
Not using stretch reflex, not gonna make it
>lying tricep extensions
>turns out they were telling the truth
>Jacob's Ladder for 113 minutes
>no nightmares
>Decline bench
>bench insists
>Military press
>Still have creases
>Farmer walks
>Good for him
That's what considered white in muttland tho.
>front squat
>rack is located on the back of the gym
seriously, try front squats bro
>kickbacks
>still have to wait in line for squat rack
thanks for the tip, brah
You forgot the part where he is part Greek.
>using dumbells
>still retains 200 iq
>leg extensions
>still have short legs
>pull throughs
>fail to complete set
WEW LAD
me too user, its okay
>pull ups
>on my way out of the gym
>That guy that does skullcrushers but doesn't dispose of the bodies after
>he did squat
>actually lifted 400 pounds
>facepulls
>my face is...
>"JEFF CAVALIERE ATHLEAN-X DOT COM"
>JEFF NO
>"TODAY WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT MEMES AND HOW TO IMPROVE THEM WITH A TWIST"
>JEFF YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING PLEASE STO...
>"NON-NEGOTIABLE"
kek
heh
good one user
Kek
Based and jeffpilled
>flat bench
>chest grows bigger
official motion to rename it the "alivelift"
>finish workout
>hit showers
>clean & jerk
motion denied
>smith
>no gains
>farmers walk
>realize that they do and continue my workout
> chest flies
> hey come back
>good mornings
actually pretty shitty
>leg extension
>I’m still a manlet
That's the least funny one of these and you're gonna start a thread with it? Fuck you man
KEK
Where’s your contribution faggot?
>squatting
>actually the legitimate owner of the property my home gym is located in
>hip thrusts
>lamest guy at the gym
Kek
>rack pulls
>rack stays in place, never moves an inch
Chest flys and my pecs are still here?! Just goo#
>Lunge
>id's Brehgfast
fucking Göteborg Rapéd the shit out of my gums. Had to get two ffucking gum replacement surgeries.
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>don't forget the snatch