Open air masculinity retreats

Is there a place I can go to, a place where I can lift weights, do sports, eat right, perhaps help huntng/growing said food, drink clean water, be around or close to nature and perhaps learn self-defence skills and do sparring with other men?

I know there are places like this somewhere in the world, but I have no idea how to find them. I want to cultivate the warrior in me and get out of this cuck "civilized" society.

I'm based in Denmark, but location doesn't really matter if the place is truly worth travelling to.

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i dont know if such a place exists scandi bro

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It has to, user. It must.

Or must we fashion one for ourselves?

Montana

such a place will exist once i buy a piece of land and make it exist. probably within the next two years hopefully. only bros willing to help overthrow society will be allowed tho

A Buddhist Monastery might be your cup of tea. Someone told me about one in Germany that has an all-inclusive retreat (food, bed, etc) for about 4000 euros for 2 years. Activities include daily physical training in martial arts, studying various Eastern philosophies, and a life of sexual abstinence

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there have to be some dutch kickboxing schools around you if you're trying to do a martial art. muay thai is a worthy endeavor as well as conditioning is a huge part of it. as for the whole hunting and inawoods business, there have to be some good camping spots in denmark and learning to "run the show" by yourself for a weekend is extremely gratifying. when i go camp i end up sleeping straight on the ground with a thin foam mat and then my sleeping bag and believe it or not, the sleep i get on the cold hard ground leaves me feeling rejuvenated and amazing the next morning. legitimately have not had a bad nights sleep even in the sweaty ass summers of the east coast of the USA. back to hunting, sometimes it's better to exercise a little frugality and make a connection with a hunter as they typically have much more meat than they know what to do with and are prepared to sell off a bit of what they've got. otherwise find someone who knows what they're doing and just get out there, living in the age of information you should easily be able to find a hunters club and just call them up and be honest and tell em you're a total noob who is interested in learning more. people who do that kind of stuff are typically happy to share their knowledge and pass it down in a sense. if you really can't find what you're looking for, set it up yourself. if you need inspiration, look up dick proenekke

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>Or must we fashion one for ourselves?

This. Let's figure out how to maker this happen.

Brother thread:

That's not very specific.

Count me in.

Thank you for you suggestion, user. I will look into this, could be nice if it was in the German alps or somewhere as beautiful. They probably won't eat meat or do sparring tho, I'd imagine. But I could be wrong.

Thinking about saving up for it myself. I don't much like the rat race and I just want to live a simple, healthy life.

I suppose it's the combination that I seek. Living with a fraternity of brothers, eating well and healthy, working out, sparring, shooting guns (not necessary but you get the idea)
Like a school for men based in the mountains or just somewhere rural.
Imagine if they had a library as well with great thinkers of both the classical age, the middle ages and present time. No bullshit Freud or Marx shit.

I guess this is wishful thinking.

I'm curious, did you stay at camping spots in Denmark? Tell me more.

If I were to found such a place, I'd have to be older and far more experiences in the ways of Man in order to be a worthy teacher. But that doesn't mean we couldn't get together and make a place for working out, sparring, dieting and delighting in nature.

It's the dream, isn't it?

Why is it that tryhard """masculine""" posters keep using images of male statues as though that makes them look manly and smart instead of pathetic?

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my idea is to get 20-30 acres (from like 40k$ is the cheapest i've seen) in the berkshires of massachusetts (basically the highlands of the best state) and just live in shacks, with woodstoves, lift weights, eat homecooked meals, no packaged shit, no cellphones, no internet, lift weights, read, fight, etc. we would also get a van and drive into boston and new york sometimes just to fuck with people. the only problem is funds. i can save up and buy the land, but we're inevitably going to need money to support ourselves and jobs are hard to come by in the middle of nowhere

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No such thing exists, maybe the closest would be some relatively secluded monastery in Asia. Otherwise, no, you're stick in here with the rest of us.

>tfw don't live in some tiny cozy Norwegian town surrounded by mountains

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What does this have to do with anything? I don't have any related picture to what I'm looking for, you'll be fine, won't you?

>and just live in shacks, with woodstoves, lift weights, eat homecooked meals, no packaged shit, no cellphones, no internet, lift weights, read, fight, etc. we would also get a van and drive into boston and new york sometimes just to fuck with people

What a glorious fucking plan man. Yeah I'm thinking about the funding too. Perhaps we could have a front that sells organic homegrown shit to tourists and locals alike? In Denmark that kind of stuff is super popular and people gladly pay good money for it if they know it's local.

I was considering living with a nomad family/farm in Mongolia. The work is hard and the food is good (meat and dairy based)
But most of the working out would be through physical work, and they wouldn't work out just for the heck of it. I guess they sometimes spar with their traditional wrestling.
Not a bad bet, but then there's also the language barrier.

They're young, emasculated, and looking to find their manhood. White males are so feminized nowadays, low T and low sexual dimorphism.

Not to burst your bubble but the Mongolians aren't actually doing too hot. As far as I remember they have quite a big problem with meth, or some other drug I can't remember, and it's fucking with a lot of people. So while I do know you can go out there and actually travel with some of the nomads for a couple of weeks etc. it's not really sustainable long-term either way.

Ærlig talt er din bedste chance nok at finde nogen herhjemme.

Why don't you just organize one for yourself? Do you need everything to be spoon fed to you? Not wery manly at all.

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Research for something in Eastern Europe if you want something that isn't cucked. If you research for combat sambo camps I am positive you will find something close to what you're looking for.

These ones are pretty expensive:

kgb-militaryschool.com/view/airborne/

incredible-adventures.com/russian_martial_arts.html

However if you do research and translate pages from Russian you can find stuff for super cheap. I would even go on the Russian Jow Forums and ask this same exact question, I guarantee someone will know a place

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Ja mand, men hvem or hvor?

>Open air masculinity retreats
It sounds like you're describing San Francisco.

Ja dét er jo netop sporgsmålet..

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Eastern Europe is a great idea. The ones you linked are only 8 days tho and very military in its nature (the kgb one at least)
The other looks cool but the duration is just too short.
Thanks for linking something concrete though.

user, jeg...

Nigga go to montana that's like all i did when i lived there

Can you be more specific mate?

Jeg gætter på du har arbejde osv. så det bedste råd er egentlig bare: bliv ved med det du har gang i, vær kun en del af rotteræset så længe det er nodvendigt. Tingene kommer kun til at blive værre i fremtiden. Kone og en flok born er det bedste mål du kan have siden det du beskrev i OP ikke rigtig findes i helhed. Hvert element du beskrev, derimod, findes; Du kan gore alle de ting, det er i sidste ende et mentalt sted og ikke et fysisk et.

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Hellige tre syvere, checked.

Jeg studerer, det var når jeg var færdiguddanet jeg ville drage ud. Men du har ret. Bor pt i KBH og tænker også at flytte ud somewhere og lave mit eget udendors gym og sådan. Men tror det bliver kedeligt i længden og nok også ensomt (dertil kommer selvfolgelig familie) men det er nu også nodvendigt med et stærkt broderskab.

At sorge for at man selv kommer ud i naturen, at gå til noget kampsport og så selv at lofte vægte... Tja, det er vel det bedste man kan gore. Hvor er du fra i landet, min ven?

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The state of montana, go live there

So all I described in the OP is just found everywhere in Montana or what

it would if we made one

Fyn pt. Hvis det stod til mig ville jeg flytte ud et lille sted i Norge og leve minimalt, og så kan verdenen ellers bare falde fra hinanden, rager mig ik'. Det er alt sammen skidt.
Kan huske der var noget på TV2s hjemmeside om en gut som var i gang med, kan ikke huske hvad det hedder på engelsk, men det med at spare så mange penge op at man slippet for at skulle arbejde. Han var vist i slutningen af 20erne og havde regnet sig frem til at efter 3-4 år kunne han være fri. Er virkelig misundelig på de rige typer med mor og fars penge på kontoen.

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Lol what is this guy saying lol just a buncha scoopy poopy words haha

How much do I need to lift before I get a BLEACHED harem of natty hair black girls

just go to montana

Imagine having such a generic and juvenile view of masculinity.

Nigga shut the fuck up about montana youre gunna ruin it for everyone.

There are black girls in montana?

if you want it, its in montana

Wow. Troede lige jeg skulle på anstalten da troden blev dansk halvvejs igennem. Nogen der kender et strongman/"alternativ træning" center på Sjælland? Virker som et godt skridt i den rigtige retning.

M O N T A N A

what a cringe thread

what stopped you from playing sports the first 18 years of your life

dumb gymcel

>t. small-souled bugman

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>I know there are places like this somewhere in the world, but I have no idea how to find them
Are there? Its kinda a dream of mine to build such a thing

Unironically Elliot Hulse has camps like that - but they’re ridiculously expensive, like $1500 for a week. That seems like a lot to me

this would be amazing if i wasnt a total sperg i'd join. maybe you can advertise specifically to help spergs become men

my home gym desu

New jersey

bluepilled

thats the idea

I think hes saying you can make it yourself. The discrepancy being that you want a group of people to join whereas he is saying you are free to do those things in montana. If you come to the us and make the right friends you can find a hunting or fishing group but no one has an encampment like papa varg that you can just join.

Maybe do leather working and sell custom belts and straps

>San Francisco
>masculine
Negative ghost rider

ikke men hvis du vil have noget selskab tager jeg gerne med. det skal dog siges, at jeg nok er danmarks storste dyel

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>regular white collar career for ~10-20 years
>save every penny
>don't have kids, don't get married
>retire
>do this

pretty ez

This is so fucking gay.

It’s called a boxing gym. Go forth mate

wouldn't it be cool if someone opened a big resort called "Man Land", a place where men could go to do manly things, train, do sports, fight each other, challenge each other to duels, hunt animals, learn manly skills, eat meat, climb cliffs, and an in-house brothel?

>This. Let's figure out how to make this happen.
Hey, we really should. Everyone keep this idea in mind even after this thread dies. Maybe we could crowdfund it. It's a really cool idea. No place like this currently seems to exist anywhere.

Basically a "Man Resort"

I think it would be more successful to NOT have the occupants live-in.
But more like a resort model. They come there from where they live.
It's like a golf course but for many manly endeavors at once. (No golf course though)

And like a golf course, people would build their own homes as close to it as possible. Do you know how many golfers are so obsessed they spend millions just to live next to their favorite golf course?

>Perhaps we could have a front that sells organic homegrown shit to tourists and locals alike?
Good idea. We call them the "Man Scouts" (no I'm not being funny, it's like the boy scouts but it's men) and they go around selling cookies and knives and shit.

the man resort would cost $200 a month membership and we get to deny membership to anyone we deem unworthy

think $200 a month sounds steep? well we would get our members who are successful self-employed entrepreneurs to teach the members how to do the same themselves. eventually we become more successful than the freemasons

Yeah haha and then after a hard day toiling, just imagine, we could give each other sports massage with oils, haha! And then I dunno retire to the hot tub to soothe our aching muscles and then I dunno lol just start making out! Haha who’d Want that?

what is your check-list for what this man-place should have? this is my opinion tho i haven't thought of everything:
>gym
>hunting (on some days we even do old timey fox hunts like in england on horseback)
>brothel
>fighting (includes betting and participating if you want to make some money)
>shooting
>competitions of all things manly with cash prizes for winners
>man-skill classes like entrepreneurship and woodworking etc

and an in-house casino where you can bet on fights, horse races, bodybuilding competitions, sports, etc, including the competitions of the aforementioned that occur inside the resort with our members competing.

join the competitions and bet on your own self to win

>bodybuilding
How can you bet on that shit? Isn't it the most subjective and unpredictable sport there is? Also it is rather superficial, which is kind of feminine and basically the opposite of 'man-place'.

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Any military base in a remote location. And lucky for you, the line is very short to be willingly shipped off to bum-fuck-nowhere-with-no-women-in-sight for years on end.

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I don't know why my post was deleted but here is a different link

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius_Dog_Sled_Patrol

It's called a gay bathhouse. faggot

Why do you have to make it gay? Were you raised by a single mother? It seems that way. You don't have to project your own gay fantasies unto other things.


This thread is turning real interesting and apparently there's a lot of interest for this kind of project. We men need a getaway to just be men, without women that always fuck it up, just like they did the boy scouts and military. If you introduce a women, sexual competition ensues - that's already everywhere in the world where hungry spergs fight over womanz.
No, we need a place to gather around for old-school male bonding.

I think this is London.
Looks exactly what you're looking for.
No women in sight.

>indeed.

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They Live

fucking lol

Disgustingly gay
>staying at some resort with your chick
vs
>staying with a bunch of fags and pretending to do manly shit so you'll feel better and make friends
only a loner incel would want such a thing

>Dutch
You fucking uneducated nigger. Dutch people do not come from fucking Denmark you stupid fucking shit.

your looking for a spoonfed version of what /SIG/ tries to teach you to be everyday.

magic, nhoc nhoc

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Join gym
Join muay thai gym
Buy healthy food
Go hiking/ camping
Join hunting reservation
Read books

By doing all of these things you will make friends and build a sort of tribe and they will invite you go to and do other things with them.

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and grow your own food

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Is this the right question to be asking?
Are they seeking to truly be a man or merely assert their identity as one?

While men do these activities from time to time, I don't know if such create them as men or are simply ordinary expressions of their being a man.

Does pecking at the ground and scratching make you a chicken? Or simply someone pretending to be a chicken?

Hey, crasher lige ind i samtalen, har præcis samme mål og dromme som jer. Opvokset i Kbh, men er flyttet til Jylland for nyligt for at blive uddannet som smed, så jeg kan spare op til noget jord i nordsverige. Det kunne være vildt fedt med nogle scandi-brodre at dele det med.

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Det kan rates op på min ven (^;

if you cant do these things in your normal neighbourhood you're the cuck. Take initiatives, learn youself, teach others. If there is non, you create it. Also fuck off fucking larper.
/scandinavian

Yo, Kobenhavner her.
Jeg har også nogenlunde samme vision/drom som jer; finde mig et passende sted i norden at retreate til for at dyrke krop og sind :^)
Er det noget man burde lave en chat om et sted, som ikke er Jow Forums? Kunne være fedt med weekender der bare handlede om at være mand

OP her.
Fedt drenge, det lyder som en hyggelig plan. Jeg tror heller ikke at man rigtigt kan finde det jeg beskriver i OP, det er sgu et drommescenarie. Tror mit ideal nu, ville være at tjene penge nok til at have et stykke land somewhere, med gym, bogsamlinger og bare generelt ro - og så kan man ellers rejse og fucke rundt i verdenen.
Man kan vel snildt finde noget billigt et sted på landet i DK, men det ville nu være nice at bo et sted i bjergene.

This is also the equivalent of a medieval/renaissance larp. Only the catch with you, it’s real, they’ll do it for free, but somehow money needs to come from somewhere. Logistics alone for supporting a community like this will be a pain in the ass. I don’t know much about Massachusetts but I’m guessing it’s pretty expensive living there too.

>men er flyttet til Jylland for nyligt for at blive uddannet som smed, så jeg kan spare op til noget jord
Basere-
>i nordsverige
Absolutte galning, hvorfor i al verden vælge Sverigestan? Hvem ved hvor lang tid de har inden deres samfund kollapser. Ja ja, kunne det samme ske for Norge eller Danmark? Hvorfor ik', men Sverige vil helt klart være forst til at falde.

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Danske djævler...

the fbi is gonna fuck you up before you get the chance rebelbro

Ikke hvis du så det sidste valg. Jeg har håb på at fordi det er så fucked I sverigestan at der kommer borgerkrig eller noget lignende. Der er ihvertfald modstand tilbage.

Og så har jeg svensk famillie/ kan tale sproget flydende. Norge ville måske være mere realistisk lovgivningsmæssigt (man kan hjemskole sine born der) men ellers er det bare så fandens dyrt i Norge. Sverige er der meget storre skovareal alt i alt, og folk derude er ikke lige så cucked som i alle byerne.
Uanset hvad håber jeg jer alle held og lykke.
Vi skal nok klare det alle sammen.

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