Alright bros im reeing rn
>be me
>get wisdom teeth removed
>in ungodly pain
>okay bc hydros and ibuprofen
>can't eat solid foods
>have to function at like 800 daily calories of pudding and chicken noodle soup with no chicken
>maybe like 50g of protein max thats even stretching it
>not lifting bc no point if i can't eat anything
>getting smaller
>losing weight
>its mostly fat so im getting shreds
>but im supposed to be bulking rn
>i look smaller every day
Are dentists ultimate gains goblins?
>losing weight
>its mostly fat so im getting shreds
Keep telling yourself that small fry
Man if only you could consume some form of protein which you could mix with water or milk
A powdered form of protein perhaps?
I'm not using it to brag i hate it but as of now im 11% ish body fat at 175 lbs. Not saying im big im saying its inhibiting me from getting big
What the fuck are you on about
Yeah this lmfao. Drink some eggnog too lol.
What are your lifts like
I ran out of protein a week ago more is being delivered friday
I know im retarded for not ordering it earlier
Bench 195
Squat 245
Dead 345
You could have easily made 2000 kcal protein shakes you stupid fuck
Are they gonna be something i can digest at the same time as a hydrocodone?
You don't need the hydrocodone for wisdom teeth removal, ibuprofen was sufficient for me
Stop being a pussy
that thing belongs in the undead asylum
doctor told me not to drink any "protein" shaks but regular shaker are fine. Why are doctors so anti protein supplements when it's literally just food
Ibuprofen fucks up your sperm -- don't take pain killers
Because they're fucking idiots
Drs are just people who can study lots about one thing, especially your run of the mill GP
This comes from experience of working in the health industry
Find a better dr
This. I had all four done in the military at once. Just over the counter pain killers. I took sleep pills instead and spent the first 16 hours under. Then I woke up fine. Stop being a bitch but you wont
Bro, why did you get your wisdom teeth removed?
You do realize it's a scam right? Why would removing necessary teeth be OK?
Removing wisdom teeth literally changes the bone structure of your jaw. Pray now you won't become a jawlet and have an incel jaw because of this surgery.
Every store from walmart to cvs carries protein powder. Dentists aren't gains goblins, youre just a lazy piece of shit fucked up on pain killers. Enjoy your new found addiction, manlet.
He is an Oral and maxillofacial surgery specialist. Charges a shit ton too, this is not in the US
Yeah I bet he's an oral and facial specialist. Fucking fag.
Some doctors think protein is bad for your bones and kidneys. It's like traditional medical knowledge like how fat is bad for you when it's not that simple
Maybe, but he said that I can't try that stuff without his permission. He has me visit his house after clinic hours, and he gives me free full-body massages. If I get too muscular without his medical approval though, he says all the free perks are going to stop.
I don't want to be unhealthy, and I like that he's such an attentive doctor.
Hust three weeks doing SS and GOMAD
I took the meds the day of operation and had taco salad the next day. You coukd be drinking kroger unfiltered milk, protein powder, bananna, and eggs and avacado.
holy shit
Lazy fuckin' turd. You deserve every pound lost
read this OP you're FUCKED
>undead asylum
I think you meant something like a cemetery?
>undead asylum
just wow
He has me visit his house after clinic hours, and he gives me free full-body massages.
Does he say nohomo at least?
Is your doctor black
Based shop, user.
>being out more than 2 days because of wisdom teeth
Is your pussy gigantic or do you just act like it is
Those are kg right?
Tylenol 3 is the best shit ever. I remember getting my wisdom teeth out and being off the wall high on these things during class. Funniest feeling ever like a mix of utter giddiness and a harmony with everyone
those better fucking be kg
Been through that. Had two wisdom teeth removed last summer and was in the worst pain of my life for two weeks. I didn't take any painkillers either because I am not a pussy. Push through it bro, just put ice packs on your cheeks and binge watch some tv show.
it's an area in dark souls
please educate yourself on the things that matter