I’m going to be a big boob streamer girl. Right now I’m a 23yo NEET femcel (I know I could theoretically get dick...

Yeah but I have no body. I can do a lot with my face, but I need a better body.

Of course.

fuck i meant to quote OP.
sage'd again

Oh no no no no...

I wished w all my heart ther was a way to report this post but there isn’t but twitch women and money don’t have anything to do with fit

I stuff my brahs all the time. As long as you say no homo it's OK

What are the best twitch thots for guilty pleasure fapping?

Stupid bitch. You're supposed to post your tits then state your business

>A few other questions:
>1. Does it hurt a streamer if she gets implants later in her career? I’m skinny af and flat as a board right now, and there’s no way my mom is going to buy me new tits, so I’ll probably have to stream for a bit before I can afford them. Could I get away with stuffing my brah and having a cleavage reveal as an implied donation incentive (“I’ll wear [revealing costume]”)

Insecure women like fake tits. Men don't.

>2. How important is wearing cosplay while streaming?

Not very

>3. Do I need to buy one of those stupid chairs?

Ugh. Probably. It gives you credibility that you're a "serious gamer". And makes the neckbeards sympathize with you. OMG she's one of us.

>4. Early on, how important is it to put my streams full of product placement if I’m not yet endorsed? You know, pretend to be cooler than I am and maybe give potential endorsers an idea.

You're not there yet. Worry about endorsements when you have more than a zero person following. I suspect streaming is harder than you imagine.

>5. I'm a female autist

Don't blatantly whore yourself out. Even the neckbeards will pick up on this and incels especially don't like whores. Play the cute relatable girl next door type. But really most men don't like that either. Obviously be sexy and all that but don't put that at the forefront of your character.

Ur smart OP. If i was a hot chick, I'd prob be a twitch streamer and basically copy pokimane. I'd be fucking rich lol

Don't bother with breast implants. Literally do SS + hgomad. If you don't know what that is, find out. It will give you a body that men want.

Roasties get the rope

We should kill all thots and beta males.

tits or gtfo

Pokimane is fucking ugly why do you guys fap to her?

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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if you don't have tits, just don't wear a bra. turn the heat down so your nipples stick out more
implants look like absolute shit.

Who’s the girl and why does she keep being posted like a meme?

post your tits idiot

Don't you just love feeders?

THOTAUDIT

You literally just need a nice personality and a huge cozy sweater. All these are are friend simulators you dumb ass. Just keep a warm girly atmosphere that guys who don’t have access to will want to spend their time.

Streamers are basically stores. Just do what the customer wants. 1000 dollar donation can pick your outfit for the day.

>tips fedora as he backs out of the room

I dunno if this is bait or not. On the one hand, it's pretty original. On the other, it's generating 'tism levels three times the normal level of basic fembait cuz Jow Forums is gullible

>mfw thinking of you abusing OP for her not sending nudes to you for white knighting her

>flat as a board
Use this to appeal to DFC /a/ spergs.

Ive donated about £2k to a guy dressed as a cow.
A flat chested girl gets money regardless. Look at the runescape streamer Emily before all the drama.

The thing is you have to be attractive and have charisma. Let's see what we're working with here op

Better report to the IRS you dumb bitch
And watch out for me Ill fuck you up

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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based and auditpilled

this desu. Be their manic pixie dream girl, have a cute face (or be good at makeup). The more you enjoy yourself, the more people will enjoy your content. Learn to be comfortable in front of a camera.

Make sure your setup is 'aesthetic'. you're going for 'girlfriend vibes' so you want your room to reflect that. Look up lifestyle youtubers and copy their style.

You also have to be skinny.

If you do this unironically, prepare for severe depression when the overwhelming shame sets in for being a useless e-girl

>I’m skinny af and flat as a board right now,
Dont bother

>1. Does it hurt a streamer if she gets implants later in her career?
Don't get implants. If you look good in anyways that is not necessary. Just show a lot of skin (without getting banned).
>2. How important is wearing cosplay while streaming?
If you can pull it off, it's huge.
>3. Do I need to buy one of those stupid chairs?
Yes, it gives you that gamer look which people are attracted to.
>Early on, how important is it to put my streams full of product placement if I’m not yet endorsed?
That just sounds cringey.

haha

Also, post tits faggot. And if I were you probably dress like that pixie elf girl that gets posted here and make ahegao when you get a donation or win or some gay shit. Now post tits or ass or something you dumb cunt;