Ok so im fit now

ok so im fit now
where do I go to meet girls
preferably like pic related

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Dreams

Church.

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Thanks Jow Forums

>he's not gay yet
this is how i know you're a dyel

Lifting for women. You failed, now get back to the gym.

Women like this only get with guys who do minimalist full body routines 2-3 days a week at the most, who don't obsess over nutrition, not with gym-rats who are in the gym 5-7 days a week and are constantly tracking macros/calories, etc.

You are fit but you didnt make it.
Bet you have no friends and no game.
Wht would you tak about with a girl like this? Go some social gains

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I do somewhat minimal full body routines 5 days a week, with the focus on consistency, proper form, and high reps with no breaks.
I also don't obsess over macros and calories or carbs like an autist but I do have a garden.
Now show me specifics on where I meet and approach women like this in my similar age group (early 20s)

Also where can I find appropriately compassionate male bonding?
Absolutely nothing sexual, just pure comradeship, something like Apollo Creed and Rocky racing on the beach together but less extreme and without the mentality of impressing others or being quirky, just experiencing and progressing in someway together.

Specifics :D. Go and have a social life, you'll meet girls eventually. Get a hobby or two, socialize at your gym, just go and say hi to a pretty girl when you see one (as in, "hi, nice day, isn't it?", you don't have to continue the discussion unless she's clearly interested).

IIRC most couples meet each other through shared acquaintances, so the more people you know the wider your prospects are.

>socialize at your gym
I have a home gym for max efficiency.

This, find yourself a good church girl and you can't go wrong.

Super jacked gym rat here
Girls like pic related will flirt but that’s as far as it goes, they are looking for beta providers, the only girls that will be interested in relationships beyond fwb are thots and club hoes. Basically when you get too fit and hot you become a male thot or bimbo in their eyes and while they are dtf, your no longer relationship material in their eyes,

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Church? I used to go with my dad and we stood for an hour in a big room together, Kind if meditating I guess but I don't understand how you can pick up girls there. I went to a youth group thing once and it was just a bunch of too quirky dudes complaining about uni and it was really queer.

Join The League

You just meet them before/after church. Youth group is retarded unless you get lucky. You still have to be a normal and attractive person to attract women, no matter how fucked in the head they are

tinder

get the proper photos

that's why you focus solely on improving yourself. They will see you as a male bimbo, but then when you reveal that you are actually smart, well-adjusted, and have a good paying job/future career mobility that all changes

The gym. Do you even lift, retard?

Literally everywhere. Just depends what you’re looking for. You want sluts? Hang out at a bar or nightclub, that’s where you’ll find sluts.

If you want college girls, hang out at a college campus and just say you’re a transfer. You want cardiobunnies, talk to girls at your gym.

Jow Forums its really not that hard. Get a nice haircut, get some nice clothes, wear some cologne, stand up straight, make eye contact, smile and use body language when speaking.

Just comment on anything that’s currently happening at the fucking moment for an icebreaker or just introduce yourself.

“Hey I’m user, what’s your name?”
“I’m femanon!”
“Cool nice to meet you. No disrespect but you’re really pretty, we should go out sometime”
“Aww thanks, yeah that’s fine”
“Let me get your number and we’ll set it up”

This works but you have to not be retarded and tell when she’s not interested so you can abort. Your first few exchanges are what’s going to set the mood.

>No disrespect but you’re really pretty
Lmao

>No disrespect but you’re really pretty
alpha af

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He could say that or anything that pops into his head. It was an example. Its disarming cause you’re not trying to sound like every creep like you that tries to hit on her.

To add onto this, you will get rejected OP, its just guaranteed. Know how to take it. You’ll get the whole show sometimes.

“I have a boyfriend”
“Oh okay, well I still think you’re really attractive. See you around.”

“Oh idk I’m really busy”
“You know what, that’s fine. Take my number and text me whenever you’re free.” You may never get a text but who knows?

Well I'm not ugly. If anything I have to be somewhat attractive. Back when I was obsessed with video games a group of girls approached me at family video and asked me if I'd date one of them and I just said no, all while I was reaching for dragons dogma because it was on sale for like 5 bucks. Looking back I probably should've said yes. But dragon's dogma was a really good game

I have a home gym and I already wear high profile japanese designer brand clothing for max confidence

Starting off like a complete beta like that makes you come off as a total creep though. You have to be assertive about it. "Yeah, I think you're pretty and I'm gonna tell you". Don't be apologetic like that.

Shithouse advice. Complete garbage.

Then hang out the docks and your local jap fish market cause that seems to be what you’re looking for.

Its really not what you say, its how you say it. You can SAY assertive shit but if you’re not being assertive or your demeanor and body language isn’t backing up your speech, you’re a betaboy trying to act confident and they’ll know it right away.

unironically this. If youre not fugly and have decent pictures you can go on dates with actually good looking girls. So far tinder has been a sweet experience.

How’s showing up to the bar and never making a move working for you bud? Or wait don’t tell me, girls just come up to you begging to suck you off? This is Jow Forums after all, the only place in the world and people it happens too.

>tfw no blonde gf with giant tits, despite being Jow Forums
why even live?

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>falling for the “church girls are great wife material” meme
Church girls are always sluttier than average. They grow up with over protective parents, go crazy from it, spend high school hiding their very active sex lives from said parents, and then start jumping on every dick they see when they turn 18.

OP short and sweet, just go up to a girl, introduce yourself and ask her out. The specifics I’ll leave up to you, majority of Jow Forums wants a script and it doesn’t work like that. Its what you’re comfortable with.

>what is a fraternity

>Greetings young maiden!
>I do not wish to sully your honor, but you are quite fair indeed!
>If I may be so bold, may I have your contact information? A cellular phone number, perhaps? And, meaning no disrespect of course, maybe we could also get together sometime?
>Ah, you are busy? Well you are still very pretty my lady! I will see you around!

>thin white blondes
Eastern Europe

Thin

>this is Jow Forums after all, the only place in the world
Ditto that my brother

>“Cool nice to meet you. No disrespect but you’re really pretty, we should go out sometime”

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Tinder is good for hookups but not relationships though. Not sure which op wants

>No disrespect but you’re really pretty

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>Jow Forums
>*insert pick up line*
>”Ew get lost creep”
>hey Jow Forums you gotta be assertive hurr durr it works for me all the time

No hookups
No brofrat
Equally thin and

Any black guy's crib.

Out with their boyfriends.

The pussy slayers have arrived!

>No disrespect, but you're really pretty

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Going on tinder and not trying to hookup is like watching porn and not jerking off. You’re better off on OkCupid or Bumble

tinder is "stop being an autist"-training
even if you just use it to hook up, its extremely useful experience, to just talk to women

Quoting in greentext and reaction pics are what being an alpha is all about, OP. After all, that’s why Jow Forums is full of non virgins. Everybody here is a guaranteed pussy machine, they’re just here taking a break from all the pussy. Take their advice.

absolute gentleman

SEETHING

>"I'm femanon!"
>enthusiastic response

I ain't even gonna touch the no disrespect line cause this is already a work of fiction

Hello, church, here I go.
Oh, wait, I live in the most atheistic country in Europe. Fuck.

Norge/Noreg bro?

Czech Republic. France is only taking us over in the polls, because autists here love to claim that they have faith in the Force. Half of the country are fucking Jedis.

>wants a 9/10 and wont settle for anything less
>"g-guys why am I alone."

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lol wat

You know how when people are asked if they belong to a certain confession or are atheists, the percentage of atheists is quite high, but if you add an option to say that you're just 'religious' without belonging to any specific religion, the number of atheists drops drastically? This effect, but here people also love to mock the polls by stating that they believe in the Force. As in from Star Wars. I don't know why.