Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13

>Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13
>Amy Schumer at 14
>Michel Houellebecq at 14
>Jonah Hill at 13
>Patton Oswalt at 15
>Kevin Smith at 14
>Steve Buscemi at 12
>Willem DaFoe at 13 (confirmed 11 inch penis)
>Adam Driver at 14
>Lena Dunham at 18

MEANWHILE
>David Gandy at 22
>Adriana Lima at 27
>Karlie Kloss at 21
>Brad Pitt at 23

How is this possible?

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Attractive people have too much options and choices, they hesitate a lot thinking they could do better and bam they're 25.

>caring about celebrities
the lowest of low IQ concerns

Rich evans is a stud, how dare you

>How is this possible?
some people lie

Rich have a pure heart and the sweetest laugh in the world. What are you suggesting?

There are more ugly than pretty people in the world so they have a bigger pool to mix with.
Besides a lot of people only become good looking at they get older.

>Adam Driver
Are you suggesting Adam is ugly?

He is

>Rich Evans
was it rape?

this has been researched in the past and attractive people have more sexual partners (and of higher attractiveness)

stop coping and listening to every manager trying to generate a "guy next door" PR

>David Gandy at 22
>Brad Pitt at 23

Sources on these?

yes goy, virginity is unattractive, buy my condoms and engage in day-to-day fornication

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not really they just know they can get it when they want it so other priorities come first in life

Iirc there was actually a decrease at the very high end of attractiveness, either because these people don't need to have sex for approval or they have a hard time finding attractive people or people are less likely to approach because they're intimidated

>Michel Houellebecq at 14
Really? I read Whatever and thought a lot of it must have come from him internally and I guess I never thought about it but if you had asked me before seeing that I would have predicted mid to late 20s.

>attractive
7/10 isn't what attractive means though

So that mean I must be a 10/10
Thanks OP looks like it's smooth sailing for this stud

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>Adriana Lima at 27
Who did she supposedly lose it to? Did she save it for some billionaire that she started dating so her dating/marriage value was even higher?

Marko Jaric, a serbian basketball player.

He's using them to make a point, dumbass.

>Marko Jaric
i think his face looks hilarious with thoise small eyes, good for him

Sadly this. It happens especially to a lot of people that were fat as a child and picked up lifting around their late teens and early 20s and became extremely attractive.
They mostly don't know how to deal with the sudden attention and shut themselves in, the women that basically beg for them they ignore and then they end up being a 25 y.o. khv.

>Marko Jaric
Far out, lucky fucker

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>Thinking condoms are a Jew scheme
Yo if it means I'm not raising a kid with with random chick I met I'll fuck her with a dreidel idgaf

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man if you think he is attractive just keep thinking that. if you break your delusion the world will seem like a way worse place.(it is)

>>Rich Evans lost his virginity at 13
>>Amy Schumer at 14
>>Michel Houellebecq at 14
>>Jonah Hill at 13
>>Patton Oswalt at 15
>>Kevin Smith at 14
>>Steve Buscemi at 12
>>Willem DaFoe at 13 (confirmed 11 inch penis)
>>Adam Driver at 14
>>Lena Dunham at 18
Literally all jew rats.

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Good looking people get so much attention from the opposite sex that they don't place sex on such a high pedestal and losing your virginity doesn't become their addiction.

To be honest Adam Driver looks decent to me.

Adam Driver is a weird case. On one hand he has obviously ugly feautures, on the other he somehow pulls them off pretty decently.

He was put in a commercial with Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron, so some people must think he is handsome.

Haha yeah that’s why I’m still a virgin at 26, soon to be 27, haha I’m better looking than all of them.

Tfw 27 years old virgin
Could have lost it as early as 14 but felt like I didnt really love my GF.
Does it means I m alpha ?
Jk now it makes me anxious that i ll expose myself

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Marky mark fucked a vietnamese boy in the ass at age 12 while calling him a faggot

>believing any of this bullshit

I lost mine at 19

how old were you when you did Jow Forums?

21

literally same. when you realize everyone in your family knows, but never mentions it to you, it is a deep feel

She is/was a very devout catholic

>Rich evans at 13
It was probably his uncle dicking the birthday boy. Weren't his parents heroin addicts as well?

I've had many opportunities to lose my virginity and I rejected them all. I had close calls hj/bjs etc but I stopped them all before I lost my virginity. I realized sex is only for procreation with the one you love, inside of marriage. No other reason.

I am a 22 year old virgin who is happy with my choice. People respect me for it.

(you)

Hollywood is full of pedos.

If you really believe Brad Pitt lost his virginity that late, I have a bridge to sell you. And Kloss is that annoying girl at a party that nobody invited and frequently tries to show off how quirky and/or smart she is to the point where not even beta orbiters want a piece

6'7" and $40 million in cumulative NBA salary in his late 20's, then he got lucky fathering two kids with her

>Jonah Hill 13
You honestly expect me to believe a fat Jewish kid lost his virginity at 13 you're fucking crazy. Took 2 seconds to google an interview with the Jewish journal where it says he didnt lose his virginity during prom because he got too drunk and threw up on his date.
RETARD

Having options vs knowing you have limited options

>He was put in a commercial with Brad Pitt and Charlize Theron, so some people must think he is handsome.

>Jewllywood putting an ugly jew next to Brad and Charlize

Yes his parents were hard drug addicts, and most of his family consists of alcoholics (which is why Rich and his sister don’t drink).
However, he actually was pretty normal for most of his life and had a lot of gfs growing up. Just an average widwestern chubby dude.
Did he ever end up getting married? He got engaged years ago.

>I realized sex is only for procreation with the one you love, inside of marriage. No other reason.
How did you “realize” this?

>implying