Need a sip my dudes. Which one should I get to start my day?

Is this really the state of supermarkets in the USA?

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Based

as long as it's no calorie of course you can fren

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What failed state is this?

Fucking 20oz

There is only one answer

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the cherry vanilla one that tastes like dr pepper is the best bang

The Chairman & CEO of Monster Energy is Rodney Sacks, a Jew; the President & COO is Hilton Schlosberg, another Jew.

Rockstar's founder and CEO is Russ Weiner, son of Michael Savage. Much more conservative, but I wouldn't buy from a Jew.

Dietrich Mateschitz, the Managing Director of Red Bull GmbH, is NOT Jewish, he's Austrian of Croat ancestry, and is reportedly very right wing with plans to launch a publication similar to Breitbart. Mateschitz and his company are far from perfect, but they're the best option IMO.

Why aren't you buying your sips by the pallet?

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No, this is

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>the aisles are twice as wide as here in the Netherlands

lmao

Get out of my Kroger, nigger.

They're meant to give two carts (and their associated fat customers) enough space to go by each other but I still find retards blocking the aisle.

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Went with this. Game Changer

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You fucked up should have got a bang

Imagine being so sad with your life that you choose your energy drink based on your victim complex

Bang too sweet IMO

what would happen if you drank all of these?

Cool story bro

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It's just a matter of don't fund the people you don't like

Are there any cola flavored ones my man? Monster assault shit doesn't count. It's gross

Like dr p?? I always look at it but I never choose it

serious gains. NON NEGOTIABLE

I fully support Rockstar politically and socially, but I still buy monster energy - I'm sorry but the globalist jews just have better flavor right now.

I spot six that we dont have in Canuckistan, at least not in my southern ontario city. fuck. they look good.

Zero ultra sunrise duh

still water is the thinking man's monster

I love America

haven't seen a naked woman in 14 months

*cracks, sips*

Why doesnt monster let you order them in bulk online? in bulk on amazon they cost a ridiculous amount of money way more than in stores.

Isn't Monster owned by Coca-Cola now anyways? It started being sold at my uni as soon as Coke took over distribution there.

Based drink

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Yeah, they're a subsidiary of Coca-Cola. Not exactly a solid company themselves, and still a few Nosebergs wandering around their corporate offices

because that's idiotic. water is cheap and actually good for you.
On an unrelated note:

IS ANYONE GETTING SICK FROM SWEETENERS?

TURNS OUT THAT SHIT POISONS YOUR STOMACH FAUNA OR SOMETHING

google.com/search?q=toxic sweeteners

None. All you need is a good sleep, water and some green tea and you'll be energized for hours.

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Black coffee. Any other answer is incorrect.

You buy them when mixing drinks

B-Bugenhagen!?