Excuse me, I’m using both these machines.
Excuse me, I’m using both these machines
Justin Jones
Carson Murphy
Eat shit faggot
Xavier Adams
The only machine he's using is a wheelchair
Josiah Watson
Cool, why are you doing that?
Lucas Hughes
Sorry bro, go ahead
Ryan Morales
Alright, how many sets do you have left?
Camden Walker
“Well the gym staff said...”
Ryder Bell
Yes sir no problem. Your uh a..pretty big guy. You mind me watching your workouts on the machines to get an idea of what muscles should be used for optimal workout gains? Not homo or anything, just a fellow gym bro looking to make gains looking up to big guys like you.
Dylan Rodriguez
too bad. and if you touch me i will tell on you
Lucas Wood
All the lifting in the world won't stop your nose from going straight back into your skull after I punch you in the face and you die from a cerebral hemorrhage
Nolan Morales
Happened to me today, but I was taller than the guy. We ended up working out in between each other's sets.
Nolan Jenkins
by the time you hit the 20th syllable of your ”speech” he has already sent your two front teeth careening across the gym, and has pulled out his penis to urinate on your face as you lay unconscious on the floor next to your blood soaked gym notebook
Michael Roberts
Fuck off, buddy, it's my dip station
Michael Moore
My speed is superior. The only machine you will be using is a respiratory aid you bitch ass nigga
Xavier Robinson
That’s nice, where’s your boyfriend?
David Taylor
Calm down there little guy
Jackson Peterson
and then you woke up in the hospital right before you flatlined
Christian James
fine, can I work in ?
Luke Wood
fucking underrated
Caleb Gray
Cool. How many sets do you have left?
John Turner
>tfw you're so dedicated you carry around a set of dip bars
Matthew Brooks
lol'd and kekpilled
Jaxon Johnson
I did this to a cute blonde thotty yesterday, except it was with a mat.
>both walking toward stretching mat, where half was already taken by another thotty
>arrive at mat at the same time and stand in front of it
>I point, "oh, were you going here?"
>n-nno...I jjust need the foam roller (it was on the mat)
>"cool"
>I lay down and do stretches and planks
>she proceeds to pick up roller, look around, and then foam roll right in front of me on the floor
>I continue my workout
Noah Sullivan
kek
Elijah Thomas
Why are mats even a thing, what advantage do they give over the floor?
Gavin Hill
I dont now why but that cracked me up to space
Caleb Sanchez
underrated
Noah Stewart
Ian Hill
It's not walked on and gets wiped down/disinfected regularly unlike the germ riddled, sweat crusted, pube woven carpet.
Otherwise, there's some padding I guess
Lucas Carter
Feel free to use my hole too haha
Jason Cruz
REMINDER: Do not come into MY gym and take up more than 1 machine at a time. If you're one of those faggots that runs from the bench to the fly machine on the other side of the gym, then yells at people for using it, I will fuck your girlfriend and get her pregnant. Stop doing this shit. This is your only reminder.
Nolan Perry
>tfw gym costs $200 a month with zero machines
Jaxson Anderson
Underrated
Sides now in orbit
Cooper Lewis
>yell out "YOOO THIS NIGGA USING 2 MACHINES"
Chase Ward
you faggots need to be exterminated
Austin Nguyen
lmao
Chase Bell
Ryder White
LIGHTWEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHHHHHT
Jose Lee
kys fag
William Sanchez
Calum Von MOGGER
Christian Ross
Well that's great, but I need to use this machine and I've already started, so you can keep going when I'm resting between sets.
Nicholas Bennett
if legitimate reason
"sorry hehe. looks like you're going to get way more use out of it than me! go ahead and finish your last superset"
otherwise (if being rude)
"you can work in. or you can fuck off. and you definitely can't be using 2 different equipment at the same time. do I have to call a staff member to deal with you?"
James Wilson
This.
Stick to the one machine and finish off your sets instead of hogging 2, 3 or 4 machines that you're not even using.