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>being a roadie
>one more free parking space
>one less car on the road clogging traffic
>one less car taking up space at the gas station
>less environmental pollution
>no wear and tear on the roads yet they pay taxes for them
>no concern to your health if you get an accident with them
cyclists are basically making your life better in every possible way. are cagers the dumbest humans on planet earth?
I just wish it wasn't so fucking cold out
I ride my bike whenever i can but it would be really nice if i didn't have to snivel for 20 minutes after i finally get indoors again
/n/igger reporting. Riding a bike to the gym is a good warmup
I do if the weather is nice. fuck biking in the snow or the rain tho.
>>one more free parking space
*rolls eyes*
>>one less car on the road clogging traffic
yet somehow they take up more space than trucks
>>one less car taking up space at the gas station
it’s still nothing but gas cars at all the diesel pumps at all times, that doesnt help
>>less environmental pollution
faggotry is a potent greenhouse gas and xenoestrogen
>>no wear and tear on the roads yet they pay taxes for them
they dont pay enough tax to cover the society-wide worn out brakes and worn out patience they cause
>>no concern to your health if you get into an accident with them
but it is a major concern to my insurance provider if one of these slimey fucking cunts insists on riding directly in my blindspot in a fucking parking lot and their front tire slightly grazes the side of my vehicle as i pull into a space which they then relentlessly kvetch about until my license is taken away you absolute FUCKING TRASH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
carcucks please
>*rolls eyes*
Literally not an argument. Have you never gone out to eat and had a packed parking lot you couldn't find a space in? Never gone to the supermarket and all the spots were taken and had to park in BFE?
>yet somehow they take up more space than trucks
Remember that when you're stuck in bumper to bumper traffic
>faggotry is a potent greenhouse gas and xenoestrogen
Another non argument. You're literally destroying the environment while cyclists are saving it. Off yourself.
>they dont pay enough tax to cover the society-wide worn out brakes and worn out patience they cause
Neither do you. You probably drive like shit. People who can't drive good cause far more damage to cars than bikes ever will you retarded cuck.
>but it is a major concern to my insurance provider
That's a problem with the system you live in not with cyclists
As per the usual, cagers are the most retarded humans on planet earth with no valid argument to defend their mental retardation with. Cyclists are objectively making the world a better place to live in and you're making it worse. Just kys already.
>Flouts all traffic regulations while demanding to be respected on the road
>Slows down traffic to 10mph when in lane
>A danger to people opening their parked car doors when not in lane
>Extremely hard to get guts off of car grille
Bicyclists are basically like deer except they're always buzzing RIGHT near you.
Just the thread I was looking for.
I’ve lost about 30kg since last December through eating right, fasting, cardio and weightlifting.
I’ve just switched 4.5km runs (19 minute duration) for a 17km round trip up and down a lot of hills. I do the 17km in 40-55 minutes on average and I’m not as sweaty or fatigued as I am after my run.
Is this normal? Am I doing it too slow? My quads are never that sore, I’m still able to do leg days.
Anyway I do the 17km round trip once a day.
Pls help
I love to do this
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Especially with Iblis-worshipping Saudi Arabian scum driving around London in ferraris
Too cold season starts in March
alright, those are all fair and well-put rebuttals to my arguments, but i must inform you of a crucial nugget of information that may prompt a change of heart on your part
*cracks neck*
*gargles water*
*clears throat, disposes of loogie in nearest bin*
*deep inhale*
YOURE A NIGGER
Is this really what you fags tell yourself? Hard to believe you have such a smug attitude for someone who loves spending time bouncing on that dick shaped "seat". They make trails and sidewalks for your archaic mode of transportation. You aren't really making the world better. They have electric cars which produce the same emissions as your fagcycle so hop in one of those if you want to save on emissions. If you were some what educated you would know that transfer trucks fuck up way more shit than non commercial vehicles. So don't even try to shill out that environmental shit when you've got a trail of 30 cars behind you. That means YOU are causing these cars to run their engines longer, thus creating more emissions.
Not all of us live in the city. Plus bikes don't even belong in the city. They get in the way of cars and pedestrians. Also the fatty bike lanes are retarded as well.
I ride and it beats driving.
>false flagging all cyclists as being incapable of operating a bicycle correctly to uphold your mental retardation and autism
gay meme
>Is this really what you fags tell yourself?
Judging by this first sentence alone it's obvious you can't handle the facts and just prepared more pol tier drivel. Didn't even read past the first sentence. neck yourself
alas, i am rhetorically bested. no purely logical retort will earn me a victory in this debate. but there is yet one appeal that may sway your values.
*recites do-re-mi in c major to warm up vocal cords*
*cracks knuckles*
*performs jump squats*
*slaps self repeatedly*
*regains composure*
...,,,your a fag !!!!!
>They have electric cars which produce the same emissions as your fagcycle so hop in one of those if you want to save on emissions
I absolutely will when they get better range and there are more convenient charging solutions. Range/infrastructure issues aside, electric cars shit on ICE and it's not even close. They're faster, quieter, require less maintenance and cost less to keep up.
LMAO at this seething wagie
You god damn liar. You read the whole thing, couldn't thing of something to back you shit up so you wrote some bullshit. After you complained twice about people not giving real arguments. I hope you get rekt by a fucking Prius giving me cancer
i got an e-bike like this
how to bike to work and not be sweaty all day? 5 mile ride, could shower at gym .25 miles away but then I'd be tempted to lift once I got there and I cbf to wake up at 5 every morning.
cycle transportation is LITERALLY perfect once we get rid of cars
Love biking. Used to run but I fucked up my knees. I stick to mountain biking now instead. It's much more enjoyable in every aspect. Road biking's fun too but the drivers in my area don't make it pleasant.
>he doesn't drive
Normie leave
I drive a smart car, it's basically a bycicle and I love how it pisses off normies and autists alike
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My motorcycle, yea
>You read the whole thing
we stopped reading there
Wear less warm clothing.
Walk outside and stand for five minutes.
If you're not cold, then you're overdressed for a bike ride.
If you're naked and still not cold, then you're living in a sweatstain and no one would basically notice you adding to it.
I would bike if I didn't need to drive so far. Being a college student, I have to make ~50 mile trips every now and then if I go home or back up to college, and there's no way I'd be able to take all the things I need on a bike. Maybe after college is done when I'm securely living on my own I can start biking.
My body temp rubberbands in the cold. Once I go inside I'll sweat hard no matter the outside temp or time spent.
lmao I literally have to wear a jacket if outside is less than 25°C
>>Flouts all traffic regulations while demanding to be respected on the road
There are bad cyclists and bad drivers.
>>Slows down traffic to 10mph when in lane
This is the governments fault for not making enough cycle lanes
>>A danger to people opening their parked car doors when not in lane
Look before you open your fucking door, jesus christ you should do that always
You cant avoid it. Your body has been working hard and generating heat, if you go into a warm room it will just be much worse. The best thing you can is cycle in minimal clothing but then you'll be freezing when you start or go back out.
Im a cyclist courier, we just have to deal with it. I have a special jacket i wear just for this, the back is basically encrusted now.
cars don't belong in the city you american retard
I'll never stop honking at you motherfuckers
the more I think about it the more it seems like
>wake up 5:00
>bike to gym
>arrive 5:30
>lift until 6:30
>shower
>walk to work by 7
is really just what I should be doing anyway. I'm just trying to make excuses for an extra hour of sleep.
>the back is basically encrusted now.
Good grief, can't you just strap your cargo to a carrier?
That's what I do with my backpack for commute, fuck having a sweaty back.
Well I WOULD if some niggers didn't steal my bike, thank god it wasn't an expensive one but still
If the box is attached to the bike then every bump is going to send the food inside flying around, whereas my body is a natural suspension.
I don't mind the sweat at £13 an hour.
FUCK BIKE FAGS
Your blood pressure seems a bit high there user, maybe you should take a break from rage inducing traffic and work on your heart health? A bike ride perhaps?
I Nike year round. I don't need to seek approval for it though. Drivers have their reasons and pay their share too. I am aware and let faster vehicles through.
To bike in winter, get a sacrifice bike. Winter chews up bikes. Pay like $50 on kijiji. Keep it greased but don't expect more than 2 winters out of one.
Impressive
>false flagging
Stereotyping. The word youre looking for is stereotyping, and stereotypes exist for a reason. If youre one of the few cyclists who actually are capable of operating their bike and respecting traffic laws, congrats. Doesnt change the fact that cyclists deserve to be gassed, youll just be one of the last ones gassed.
>There are bad cyclists and bad drivers.
Difference is most bad drivers are willing to acknowledge theyre bad drivers.
>This is the governments fault for not making enough cycle lanes
Nah, its the cyclists fault for thinking the belong in the same area as >1000lb structures of metal that can travel at speeds in the triple digits and are powered by miniature explosions.
>Look before you open your fucking door, jesus christ you should do that always
Again, dont be where cars are. I shouldnt have to worry about some bike sperg whizzing past when im getting out of my car to get some stuff at the grocery store.
Jews dindu nuffin, it was the car drivers that committed 9/11, USS Liberty incident and the Lavon Affair.
I'm just impressed you can find a new bike to steal every day
nah considering this (and you) are guaranteed to be poltards false flag is the exact term
>Doesnt change the fact that cyclists deserve to be gassed
You have road rage and need to get the fuck off the road
autism
>FALSE FLAG! IT'S THE CARKEKS WHO GET ON BIKES AND RUN RED LIGHTS TO MAKE REAL BIKE RIDERS LOOK BAD!
Yeah, we're on to you (((drivers))).
pedal harder
I've only ever used a bicycle as my mode for transportation in my day to day commuting and in doing so have done more for the environment than you pea-brained car users will.
But it's not too late, you can still change your backwards ways.
It unironically is. And can you provide some statistics on traffic accidents caused by cyclists running red lights? Because I bet it's negligible at best compared to bad drivers running red lights. Until then shut your fat face retard.
Fuck I just lost.
Also yes, I've always loved my bike. I've spent years off it and now that I'm back on it my lungs feel so much clearer
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>Based
is this the new upvote
finish highschool first dude and you will find out
whoa dude sick burn and what a great meme did you post this from your iphone?
No, i posted from my desktop as you can see by the filename dummy poo poo nigger head
I study transportation systems, and biking is the way to go in a city. I wish I wasn't stuck in the US where everything was designed for the car. It's absolute trash compared to cycling.
>no wear and tear on the roads yet they pay taxes for them
>implying that's a good thing
>be me
>27 year old loser who got license a year ago but too cheap/scared to drive a car
>basically a shut-in outside of work
>live with parents and bike 5 miles each way to subway station to get to work
>pay 50 cents a day to park bike in electronic locking cage at subway station
>only costs besides that are the occasional inner tube, a bottle of lube, batteries for my lights, new tires
Do you enjoy being retarded?
>he doesnt know where he is
K fucking genius how to you transports goods to a store without roads? If you aren't civil w/ transportation focus at graduate level stfu
>be a bike commuter
>put just 2k miles on my car in the last year
>mfw I realize I'm paying insurance+$250 a year for license tabs to own a car I barely use
>tfw motorbike rider
>sneak up on cyclists with clutch in
>just as I'm behind the lycra tard go full throttle
>ride off and see in mirror cyclist wobble and fall into ditch
>laugh my way home
There is no blindspot faggot
Maybe you should be fasting a bit if you cant see from your fat
I tought i was the only one
>being a male
>riding a bike
lmao, enjoy fucking up your genitals you dummies.
Scooter master race
>lightweight
>ultra portable
>all the benefits of riding a bike without damaging your health
>male
>having a helmet on your head
Choose one
I ride a bike. A motorcycle. You too pussy to ride a motorcycle?
Look at pepe's thighs lmao
They would look great squatted on me, his frog dick bouncing. Cos im fuckin him in the ass!
absolutely based
I ride both.
Motorcyclists and cyclists should unite against the eternal cagie.
I do this too.
But if we unite against the cager then I'm on you lycra wearing faggots side. Also more people would ride and shit everything up for me, killing themselves like spastics in corners. I think you're the controlled opposition that makes the eternally caged NPC quiet and not doing stupid shit.
Put on some fucking clothes.
I ride my bike through nordic winters at -20 to -30. This is the first winter I actually bought studded tyres too.
I ride a road bike with 25c tyres.
You should never switch out running/walking with bike riding. Youll need to do both.
I did that 2 years ago and it fucked up my endurance while normally walking.
Now I only ride to work/gym or other cities and doing my cardio by walking with a 30kg weighted vest and it has changed a lot to the better.
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heh
it's too cold out now, whenever I ride my nose runs constantly and I need to wipe it every 30-60 seconds
how do I make winter riding enjoyable?
Ride this everyday to work