/fph/ - fatlogic edition

Most of that's true though, and I experienced it myself when I cut down to 12% BF last spring. Look up NEET, you subconsciously move less to conserve energy when you've been dieting for long enough.

Cool. I'm not anti fat. I'm anti fat-person. Line up against that wall with your hands on your heads, scum.

>sassily have a hand on my hip
God I hate these people. One, saying that is retarded and two, that isn’t a hip, you can’t feel a hip bone, that would more accurately be described as a flank like we do with other livestock.

t. Insecure as fuck

The only thing you need to lose weight is calcium and vitamin D. I did this and went down to 160 lbs. Modern diet doesn't contain enough calcium because we don't eat enough leafy greens or herbs.

>health is a cultural paradigm

how much longer will they give us until the simulation is shut off?

I'm sure there are lots of people with AIDS and brain cancer who feel the same

>not fasting to fix your insulin resistance and raise BMR
never gonna make it

Thanks for the (You)s. Now I can sleep easy.

I doubt it, chubs.

Please forget the CPAP, we might still be blessed with your drifting into a (further) vegetative state.

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jesus christ. these people should be sterilized

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I'm disgusted by your fatness because it's disgusting, not because of any imaginary morality.

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This.
My grandma had diabetes 'til she died a few years ago and my mom also has type two diabetes and I have to check on her sugar levels and also that she's taking her insulin shots. It's sad to see people in this state honestly, and it angers me so fucking much to see all of these fatties trying to tell everyone it's okay to be fat. I feel this guy's anger.

Anyone who is too fat to properly use toilet paper needs to be euthanized

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>people

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Food is neutral

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this gets me every time

I fucking hate fat people gross fucks

All of these problems can be solved with discipline, others are outright lies

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>Actually its impossible to lose weight
This is epic

These and inspirational thread helped me go from 140kg to 75kg about 3 years ago,and they are helping me again after falling off the wagon and going to 90kg. Currently on 85kg and going strong. I'd say the people that likes these threads the most are rehabilitating fatties, don't get baited bros

Is this him now?

Most of the stuff in that picture is actually true, but fatties use it as an excuse to continue to shove cake down their food-holes instead of starting and diet then lowering calories more when their metabolism slows.

I remember being with a fat chick and not being able to feel her hips, that was a hell of an experience

When fatties come into my work and order a 1000 calorie sandwich I always pack on extra ingredients and slather it in sauce. It turns a 1000 calorie sammie, into a 1750-2200 cal bulkwich. they come back every time and I turn fatties in to regular customers. I really do not know if this is this most evil thing I have ever done or just serving my local fatties community.

That fucking grin when she asks the fat to hang on a minute kills me

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>TFW fat fucks always made me think losing weight was difficult
>Decide to go on a cut for the first time
>It's easy as shit, just east less

Oh thank God the site is working again

nah cunt, this is an emotional support board for retired Taiwanese underwater nuclear welders

>give it all to be fit
But apparently removing soda and cheetos is giving too much.

If you're overweight and are doing nothing about it, you're pathetic and deserve a bullet between the eyes. I hate fat people and I'm so glad I'm getting Jow Forums. Thanks brehs you've changed my life.

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I know right? My obese friend will do literally everything wrong while telling me he needs to change like it's this impossible hurdle. Meanwhile I'm lowkey losing 1.5lb/week without exercising, sitting on my ass 95% of the time and I haven't been overweight in months. Hard part for me will be finding the motivation to work out once I'm low enough to my liking in a few weeks.

oof

Okay, so by your logic you should've killed youself before coming to Jow Forums

>translated from tumblreen to 4chanish
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IM SO LONELY AND HORNY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

same, 110kg blob to 70kg human and I love this shit

Stay here. You'll never be satisfied with yourself.

>Fucking trump is going to kill me for denying my healthcare
>also next week I'm going to eat a whole candy store stay tuned

Whos saying I didn't try haha

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Dont worry. Satan is just doing his work

>that would more accurately be described as a flank like we do with other livestock
fucking kek, have a (you), user

That's like the stages of depression, except the "acceptance"is the real denial
How close are you to your goal? With every pound of fat you shred, you kill your old slob of a self, cleansing your mind of his disgusting habits and your body of the effects of those.
WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKER

Anyone who's trying to lose weight wouldn't order a 1000 cal sammie, so you're not sabotaging anything. The fat gets a better deal, the shop gets a regular. It's a win win

I mean overweight people have enough problems being disgusting without everyone making fun of them.

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Okay fit, storytime
>Be 12 years old, in boy scouts (inb4 hurr molester scoutmaster)
>Have fun with friends, climb rocks n shit, go hiking
>This one crazy kid who we all hated and will be left for another story decides to bring his 2 friends, Alex and Gabe, right before we go to camp
>As they walk in the room, I almost fall over from the sudden shift in gravity
>Alex is a Type I diabetic, he has to carry an insulin pump around with him
>On our way to camp, we stop at BK for lunch
>Alex's order: 2 Double Whoppets, Large Fry, Large Drink, onion rings, Large slushee, and and whatever he could steal from other people.
>Not 10 minutes back on the road and he's already crying about feeling sick, needs his Capri sun (for much blood sugar) and an insulin shot.
>entire camp long the same process gets repeated
>Alex binges on desserts, pumps himself on a constant stream of insulin to counter the whole packages of Oreos he inhales in the tent, then screams all night
>He even has a name for it: he calls it a "Blood Sugar Crisis"
>This cycle continues for years
>Me and my friends grow to despise him
>Any time we go on a hike he cries and makes us wait for him to catch his breath, eat a Snickers to reenergize
>Even the kid in the troop with relatively minor Cerebral Palsy goes farther than him
>Fast forward, me and my buddies are now 16
>My best friend and had previously been the troop leaders, ruled with an iron but fair fist
>Alex's dad, who hated me, and tried to intimidate me on multiple occasions, complained to the scoutmaster that we weren't giving Alex a chance to lead
>which was a fucking lie, he just lost every election ever to us in a landslide
>Forced to hand over the reins to Alex, we decide fuck it, we almost have our Resume-filling Eagle Scout, let's let it all burn down
>Troop goes to a camporee, which is basically a 3 day long event
>Start to unpack the trailer of the gear, Alex almost tips it over and kills someone by unloading it wrong

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I love you guys

Does anyone have the picture of the fatty needing meat hooks for surgery?

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>About 30 minutes later, we hear a series of screeches echo throughout the forest
>Is it a wild bird? Is it a banshee haunting the forest? An Indian spirit perhaps?
>Nope! It's Alex and Gabe fighting on the ground for a party pack of Nilla™ Oreos!
>As if the board of candy in his tent wasn't enough.
>Nothing unusual happens that night, things calm down til the next night
>Festivities near an end, my group wins 1st place in the firemaking contest, the last event is a Father-Son pie eating contest
>Wanna take a guess who signed up for the pie eating contest?
>"Gee Alex, are you sure this is a good Idea considering you CUDISHUN and all?" I ask
>"ILL BE FINE" he counters
>He was not fine
>Nearly got driven to the hospital from the severity of his BLOOD SUGAR CRISIS
>Oh well, a couple gaplons of Capri Sun and liter of insulin should cut it
Me and my friend finished our Eagles as quickly as possible and GTFO. We found out later that Alex had been flown by chopper to the hospital multiple times for the same type of shit before, nearly died.
I am now lifting buddies with the friend too, no fucking clue what Alex does, but then again I don't really care.

As a recovering skellyfag what is it fat people it? How do they even manage to over eat? The amount of shit I have to buy to eat 3500 calories a day is a burden on my savings, and regardless I still have to plan what to eat.
Even more mind boggling is when trying to lose weight, how do they struggle? It's an active process to go to the store and buy food. I understand some are addicted, but the lazy ones, just why?

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>It's an active process to go to the store and buy food.

Not if you have an enabler, tee hee.

Soda, some of them drink soda like a normal person would drink water. They'll take their diabetes medication and down it with some coke

Fuck off back to whatever DYEL shitland you come from reddit tier faggot

litres of soda - and high sugar, high fat, low fibre food in general.
And then just inhale the stuff throughout the day and never stop because you never feel full.

why are you falling for it anons

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>drink soda like a normal person would drink water
Why do so many fatties do this? Is it really that hard just to quit drinking sodas like a fucking engine guzzles gas?

Their taste buds get accustomed to it to the point where if they don't consume sugar, they can't taste anything at all. Have you ever eaten some candy and then drank some water right after? It tastes weird, with the amount of sugar they eat, that's what water tastes to them all the time

that is terrifying

would unironically berry my dick

But user, isn't Donald Trump one of these obese "people" we should hate?

>they realise that how they look disgusts people on a biological level
>this is other people's problem

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Why on this fucking cursed earth did the adults let a diabetic fucking kid participate in a goddamn pie eating contest ?
Holy shit.
Everything in this story infuriates me.

>recovering fatso
>my obliques are fucking shit
>ribs can be seen
>still a fat pocket at my low waist/belly
>hourglass figure lol
Somehow I think that that text might be true somewhat.

It feels like it has to be a fake story because of how fucking dumb he is but I know there are real people that dumb so I don't even know

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He realises he's obese. He'd be hypocritical if he didn't drink diet

Eat shitty foods and snacks in large portion sizes. You constantly feel hungry, you could down a whole pizza and then 10-20 minutes later feel hungry for some candy. And because food is in many cases one of the rare things that actually give them a good dopamine rush, you go out and buy all the shit food again and again and again.

>now hang on a second
plz tell me who this amazing woman is. She sounds like the Judge Judy of Dr. Phil.

>personally wealthy president of the united states
>vs. this

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>Why can't I pay less for clothes that cost more to make than regular clothes

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Whats the difference

I'm going to drive to Texas one day just to murder blowhole

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>if I ignore what's in front of me I can believe anything I want

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Lazy

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Yeah* like believe Donald Trump is healthy when the evidence os right on front of you...

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