Is Amish the most Jow Forums approved way of life...

Is Amish the most Jow Forums approved way of life? Think of all the problems that fitizens have that would be avoided if they just went Amish.
>relationships
>diet
>exercise
All taken care of just by being Amish. That solves 99% of problems with this board.

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I saw a really cute amish girl once. I still think about her sometimes, should I have said something? How do you approach the amish? do they scare easily?

Is it true that some groups of amish have 6 fingers

Is it a myth that amish are have a weird genetic defect that gives them an extra finger?
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Sure, if you want to be socially pressured into dressing and cutting your hair like you're one of the seven dwarfs and want to settle for some plain Anglo wench with a face like a slapped arse.

You should have redpilled her and let her know that she has the freedom to start living a normal life free of sin with you

The Amish are known for simple living, plain dress, and reluctance to adopt many conveniences of modern technology. The history of the Amish church began with a schism in Switzerland within a group of Swiss and Alsatian Anabaptists in 1693 led by Jakob Ammann. Those who followed Ammann became known as Amish.

Sounds fake n gay

I don't know about how to pick up Amish girls or how many fingers they have but I do know this; Amish dudes are strong as fuck. A constant diet of hard outdoor work and solid simple food will make a real man out of you. In fact, regarding the "could a guy beat a chimp in a fight" question, I'd say the answer is, "Yes, if his last name is Yoder."

It's true I had to learn it this semester

They smell like shit and aren't allowed to have pants with pockets in them. Pure stupid

I would unironically joined the Amish if I could but its pretty hard. You have to learn their dialect and shit.

If you fuck your relatives enough anything is possible.

It is, but the big disadvantage is being amish

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these people all look based as fuck

At least you get some nifty work-boots out of it.

I've heard a lot of Amish get their cavity riddled teeth pulled out no-anaesthetic-with-tongs style in their teens

Bad teeth is one of the biggest deal breakers of all aesthetic qualities

dunno if pictured is Amish, Mennonite, or some other offshoot.

Wouldn't lifting for aesthetics be vainglorious and in direct contradiction to the Amish values of humility, submission, and placidity?

>a bunch of bowl-cut, balding motherfuckers with chinstraps because moustaches are military
wow

sounds much better when you put it that way

It's no surprise that the Amish are swole because they're genetically Dutch, aka the biggest breed of human on average.

Look up the population studies on that. Amish have much better dental health than the majority of Americans due to a diet much lower in sugar.

why the bowlcuts though?
this guy would look way better with a shaved head.

Gonna need a source on that. Amish eat healthy food they grow themselves home made everything. Their teeth should be natural healthy.

That's just a subtle message to the world, that they could go full Dylan Roof on anyone, anytime.

besides it being a traditional thing, i've read before that the amish go out of their way to be kinda dorky looking and to make sure no one tries starting "trends" in their clothes or hairstyle, so everyone gets the same haircut, clothes, and beards