Any way to train my pussy? I want to surprise my bf so he'll cum inside accidentally

Any way to train my pussy? I want to surprise my bf so he'll cum inside accidentally.

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Die

You're precisely the reason why condoms must be worn at all times.

Pelvic floor exersizes. Women are told to do it during and post pregnancy.

You'll have better luck asking reddit. Jow Forums is a board filled misogynistic woman hating incels.

Practice practice practice. I am willing to help train, $50 per session, or $200 for a full week package, and I'll even throw in a complimentary instructional video.

Madman

>Finger in Vagina
Well that annotation was necessary

Kegel exercises are the most obvious choice. But if you do weighted deadlifts and squats, then you will automatically train your pelvic floor muscles as well. So you might as well do those if you want to get fit in general.

Based

i mean if you're a gynaecologist it'd probably be pretty helpful to know the scale between your hand and the structures of the vaj

Good lord, girls who can tighten and untighten their pussies are goddamn good.

happened to me. train in a yoga class. somehow they are obsessed with pelvic floor exercises. get him worked up in the forplay. After it, tie him to the bed and just do your pelvic floor exercises, should be enough.
just google the pelvic floor exercises, you will find enough and when he is horny, he won't resist your ideas.

>4 session a full week
>not per day

guess how i know u r not an artist let alone a professional

Thanks
kegel 3x10, pelvic floor 3x10 daily at home?
already do squats 3x5 with barbell twice a week

Usually if you can do an exercise daily, then the intensity is too low. But you are just trying to train your vagina to grab a dick, not to tear it off, so sure go with it.

This. You're much better off going to reddit and asking the cuckolds there how you can trick your boyfriend into accidentally getting you pregnant so you can ruin his life. They're much more open to that kind of thing.

You can get weighted benwah balls to assist with Kegels.

You need to go back.

call me

>implying she's his sole client...

why would it ruin his life it will just cause him to commit

>Implying

>this is what women actually "think"
You should be lobotomized.

Holy fuck, this has to be bait.

user, that is how murders happen

based

nice argument you haven't even explained why it would ruin anyones life
im just helping him into the next phase of life

>Implying that they are not one and the same

>what is free will

>this has to be bait

then it obviously is, ignore it

We've got ourselves a bait thread, lads. Nothing more to see here. Sage.

>Forcing someone to have a child without their consent
Let me just rape you and deny you an abortion, I'm just helping you into the next phase of life.

not remotely the same thing

The problem is that with women it's often so hard to tell.

Remotely they are.
The end result is the same.

The killer known as 4 Channel will return if you put this plan into action.

if getting children isnt part of your life plan you might as well not live at all the whole point is to reproduce
you guys are fucking idiots

What if I I pregnant my sleeping gf using a turkey baster?

An hour and a half without
>TITS OR GTFO
Jow Forums I am disappoint.

This. I've had multiple women fake a pregnancy to get me to not dump them once I started getting fed up with their shit. They're stupid fucks that can't think of anything original to salvage a situation and always, ALWAYS resort to dishonesty.

What if he doesn't want to reproduce with you because your genes are shit and he can do better? Deep down you know this. That's why you want to trap him.

not the same

as somebody else mentioned. ben wa balls, balls you stick into your vagina, to train your pelvic floor. othwise try putting a dildo into it and massaging it with your muscles. having nothing in you is much easier than being stretched which is more realistic. about kegel and pelvic floor exercises, I do not think that the rep sceme applies to it, think more about isostatic exercises which can take up to a minute or two. btw. whats your squat number? It actually should not affect your performance in the bed at all.

timestamp some proof

Explain how its not the same?

This can't be real, you can't be real.

It's not 2010 anymore, user. We just get mad at thots and give them the attention they want, hoping we can break them in the meantime.
We can't break them. Any attention is good attention to women and even if they do get broken, they'll always find some sucker who'll convince her she's perfect, or at least good enough.

okay all of you are idiots mods can go ahead and delete my thread now I know what I wanted to know its clear youre all just jealous and dont want us to be happy
its not equivalent to rape at all, everyone knows you could get pregnant from sex like a pill can fail or precum I'm just staging it for him so it looks like an accident but it will bring him into a more serious commitment which is literally good

Thanks for stopping by Jow Forums to tell me and everyone else the meaning of life, oh wise higher power and creator.
Fuck off, you simple minded and pretentious normie.

Yes, and this is why him not wanting children with you simply means that you aren't good enough. If he hasn't expressed he wants children with you within 6 months, you're just not it.

Everyone knows cars fail so when I cut your brakes it's just an accident right.

false equivalence

boring... go hate on someone else I could get anyone I want

I hope you're barren. Women are the niggers of gender

Stop posting anytime.

>I could get anyone I want
No you can't, the pretend you might be able to but that's not you. It's the ideal you you present to people. If they knew you were an untrustworthy, deceitful, horrible scheming cunt nobody would touch you

>i could get anyone i want
>i must trap my bf because he "can't commit"
Damn near any girl can get any man in bed. Many girls can get any man in a relationship. Only quality girls can get any man to want children with her.
Wanting children is just as hard wired in men as in women, we just have time to waste with thots until we're ready.

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Kek. You used it first He is just showing you how ridiculously wrong you are.
If this is serious then you should honestly realize that YOU are not ready or qualified to have children .

>YOU are not ready or qualified to have children .
Very few women these days are.

You shouldn't be railing a girl if you don't intend to impregnate her. I stand by OP's arguments.

This faggot is good, he has a few more threads. Incredibly enraging

Nice bait. Not even women are this soulless and manipulative.

>can't break them
That's what the rule was for, faggot

I kek erytiem

I wonder if this will make it into the New Year's comic.

This is true, but you should apply it to everything
>can't deal with a collision? Don't drive
>can't deal with pregnancy? Don't fuck
>can't deal with drowning? Don't swim
Ezpz

Based. Shouldn't have sex before marriage either. All you godless heathens need Jesus.

You've obviously never met my ex-fiance, user.

The purpose of fucking is to create offspring, the purpose of driving is to go from point A to point B.

The purpose of fucking is for pleasure unless you want to have kids.

Yeah, well that's like, your opinion, man.
>And it is demonstrably and disgustingly retarded.

Y'all need the Lord.

Fucking is not reproducing user.
>Not all driving is racing.

I know it’s bait but fuck does it hurt me mentally to think that there exists soiboys on reddit who would unironically write this.

Oh NO NO NO NO. HE ACTUALLY HAVE FAITH IN WOMEN

It got boring really quickly, though.

shut up nigger I just hacked your address and saw yur face your an indian lmaoo