>be you
>stacy asks to borrow a pencil during class
>you give her a pencil
>while this is happening chad was in the hallway and saw this through the door
>after class you are putting your books in your locker
>Stacy comes by and returns the pencil
>chad comes up and wraps his arm around Stacy
>chad:"this faggot bothering you, babe?"
>he pushes you up against the locker
>chad:"back off or I'll fucking kill you, got it?"
Dubs decide what you do.
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cum in pants
I threaten him
>Don't MAKE me suck your dick!!!!
Offer to suck his cock
>Giving an ungrateful thot youre pencil.
Fucking deserve to get yout shit kicked in
kiss him and tell him that i'm not attracted to any of the dumb thots in school
I'm 6'1 and 190lbs. I would smash his fucking face into the pavement, cunt.
>6'1 190 is big
You a twink
>"I'm 6'1 and 190lbs. I'll smash your fucking face into the pavement, cunt."
>chad is livid
>he punches you in the chest causing you to lose your breath and fall to your knees
>chad:"get up faggot. I'm not done"
>the whole student body gathers around
>chad:"I'll give you one free hit. Come faggot get up"
>you recover and rise to your feet
What now?
realize Chad's inherent superiority and surrender before things get too bad
>Go to locker
>Get 100lb dumbbell
>Smash his face in
>Flex on his malformed face
>*teleports behind chad*
>nothing personnel, chad
Rape Chad to assert dominance
Kek. You're not big. Cunt
Wait until he lets go of my shirt then swiftly headbutt the cunt.
based and redpilled
Reading this as a 30 year old makes me wonder what kind of issues you kids have (autism). Seriously, do you think about this stuff day to day?
I've got a pencil in my hand, right? Someone's getting prison-stabbed.
punch throat and break his fingers
original post nigger
>reading a shitpost distresses me
This is the reality young males have to face. Testosterone and girls are responsible for this. School is full of ovulating 15 yo sluts. Males can feel this that's why they become aggressive and try to put down weaker, much inferior ''males'' who have no chance to compete.
You're 30. You have to think about grandchildren that's why this shit doesn't affect you. If you were still competing for prime pussy, you would get destroyed by 16 yo chads.
i show him a magic trick and make this pencil disapper
>your dense 6'1" 190lb frame topples chad
>you flip him and get back control
>sliding his pants down, you wip out your cock
>stacy is looking in horror as you rip off his boxer shorts
>chad is squirming to get away from you but deadlift him up to your cock spitting on it before penetrating his asshole
>every shrieks in horror
>Principal Demetrious Noggington rushes down the hall and breaks up the rape
>the 6'6" beast grabs you both by the shirt collars and pops your dick out of chads ass
>he drags you to his office and sits you down
>Mr. Noggington: "yo brotha why u b rapin' chad n shieet? Don' yo mama teach you better than that? Imma call her an get her down here ya here. B right back an don' you move"
Your mommy is on the way. What now?
Winar!
I got (((krav maga))) lessons from a real Ex IDF guy, not some mcdojo shit.
The jews are evil fucking people and "show no mercy to the goyim" is literally part of their bible
Anyways go for the throat, attack like a nigger (When he least suspects it) and attack the balls
The whole point of being Chad is to not be an insecure stupid fuck. If someone does this then he isn't Chad. Chad isn't to simply be dominant. Chad is dominant AND everyone likes him
>You're 30. You have to think about grandchildren
I love what the underage immigrants consider old
>Find his wife
>Cuck him
>Upload whole precedure on /b/ in a bleached thread
Most 30-35 year old men in the vast majority of america are granparents.
You considering 30 years old young is a recent boomer invention.
lock the door before Principal Noggington can leave and reverse his favourite prison memories of raping white boys
Slap the principal on the cock before he leaves
>You begin to clamber out of your jeans
>"What the fuck are you doing?" Chad asks, confusion written on his chiseled manly face
>Several females are laughing while they take their phones out
>You drop your final bastion of cloth revealing your averaged size penis, at least according an anonymous penis comparing forum
>everyone recoils, somewhere a female can be heard asking why is your dick bent at an angle
>Stacy steps behind Chad as he steps forward, disgust forming on his Adonis like face
>Chad raises his hand towards you threateningly
>Freeballing you grab his fingers and snap them backwards while at the same time punching him in the throat
>Chad sputters as he tries to push you away with his unbroken and very large hand
>People are now shocked as the situation has turned dire
>You are now grappling with Chad, you had your surprise round and Chad is injured but his steely blue eyes narrow into a predator's gaze as he knows his Chad status is being challenged
>Your penis swings free as the day you were born as you are in mid-grapple, what do you do?
My mom can’t make it, so my hot step-mom is on the way to pick me up.
Fuck my step-mom infront of noggington to assert my dominance
>Oh sorry, Stacy, I didn't know you need protection for a simple pencil transaction... I guess Chad expects for you to return a favor related to a pencil of his own ;)
Bullies will be bullies. I am a trained fighter so I just wait for someone to try and call my bluff. Try to take me down? GADOOSH! Chopping leg kick to the thigh. Try to punch me? BAM! Straight left to the chin. Night night.
I usually wouldn't gloat when I win a street fight but for that special occasion I'll do a little dance and swoop that girl off her feet.
press his eyeballs with both of my thumbs
>you slide past Noggington and shut the door and lock it
>Noggington:"yo brotha get out da way befo I pop yo ass nigga"
>he is no match for your 6'1" 190lb frame
>you slide down his docker and plunge your cock up his black ass
>Noggington:"shieeeet nigga aaaahhhh"
>you rape him for 5 minutes before chad kicks down the door armed with a baseball bat
>chad:"nobody rapes the chadmeister without dying faggot"
Your cock is still up Nogginton's ass. What now?
>I'm 6'1 and 190lbs.
Is this supposed to be big? I have similar measurements but am kinda skelly. I could use some 10-15 more lbs.
Get my gun from my locker
Put it in my mouth
And end it all
>Little does chad know, I've eaten raw onions for 3 months
>Test is through the roof
>Dick is Diamonds
>Literally Diamonds
>Use Mr. Noggington as a weapon as he screams in terror
my hot mom arrives and chad is distracted by her breasts. this gives me time to remove myself from Nogginton's ass and knock Chad out with a spin kick to the back of the head
enter into noggington through his asshole and don him like a mecha suit and engage chad in combat
reroll
SOrry principal, I'll do anything for us all to forget that ever happened.
Currently reading this high
>stutters, "s-simple pencil tra-transaction ;)"
>give up on reddit tier comeback and try spinning weeb kick
>bounces off chad, he kicks ur shit in
lol
>"currently reading this high"
>chad is confused
>noggington pauses before farting your dick out of his ass
>chad swings and hit you in the face
>your nose bleeds onto the floor
>Noggington closes the door and chad and him have their way with you
>you are left in a pool of cum
>chad leaves a note
>"your mom is next"
What now?
Find your mom before chad does, she's your property
ss+gomad
>Get up
>Lick up the cum cuz free protein
>Feel the gains coming
>Run home to see chad and mr noggington black and bleach my mom
>High and protein give me retard strength
>Wreck both of them
>Get confused cuz high
>Fuck my father
buy guns and kill everybody involved including myself
offer myself to them to protect my mother's honor
little do they know that this is a ruse to steal the protein from their man milk and ultimately surpass them
get aids and fuck him
>Try and rape your father
>He's not home
Plot twist: you're actually a nigger!
wasnt prepared for this
Ball up in a ball and tell my mom to take me home
>Alpha mom 7'12"
>Don't need no dad cause she's both
>Destroys both nogggington and Chad
>Carries me home
>Wake up
>Tfw 4 years old
>Proud of mommy
have consensual sex with chads mom,, while waiting for him to get back home
Lmao @ this shit.
Please tell me none of you are beta enough to have this happen.
yes, this thread is 100% serious, what tipped you off
True but its quite easy to be the chad in highschool. umm 1/2/3/4 plate, youre literally on natural steroids so just keep eating....you have more knowledge than I did at 16.
Maybe the real chad defense is the friends we made along the way?
>drink up all the cum
>'thanks for the free gains losers'
>headbutt Chad's cock
>get up
Be friend with him or friend with his rival.
Walk up to chad and Make him beg for your cock
She’s already used up why do I care
when will you incels realize that Chad isn't your problem, it's the fake alphas (Brad, Thad and Tyrone) that are the douchebags. Chad will respect you and try to befriend you while his little posse will call you names and try to start shit; hoping to get Chad to laugh.
This is gay
Jam my pencil on his throat and reach for the eyes with my left hand as I knee his balls whichever one he blocks the other hit will connect, while he's distracted I kick his kneecaps with all my strenght. If he falls I hit him in the head until he stops moving if he doesn't I push him back and 360° walk away.
Take a cold shower
I flip the principle around so he’s facing chad, still thrusting him while using him as a shield. I grab the bat from chad after the first swing while he’s staggered.
Rip fire extinguisher off wall, pull alarm and clog both chad and principal in back of head while they’re rushing out. Set actual fire before leaving
I hate you fags. So goddamn queer
Chad doesn't do that to me in the first place because he is a friendly guy. Even if he is one of the more malignant Chad types, he still doesn't do it, because he has seen me outlift him in the gym.
Feels good not being DYEL.
Chad is always friendly, OP doesn't know the classes of -ads.
OP really means Brad.
Throw a slushy in his face, duh
If he's the same size as you go for him. If he isn't punch below the belt
>grab principle noggington's "glawk fowty problem solve" and blast wildly at chad
>roll for initiative to keep raping the principle.
if hes black, say you got it man
if white, chill out bro beans, jesus
I'm 6'1 and 210lbs and I dont consider myself big
I will visit my doctor and tell him, that I have schizophrenia, exactly like in fight club
>I am the alpha, I am the omega
this is fucking gay. You're gay.
based
>go to doctor goldberg
>the smell the the combined cum causes the doctor to get lightheaded
>"I have schizophrenia doc like in fight club"
>the doctor goldberg is confused but sees no reason not to believe you
>doctor goldberg:"I haven't seen that movie, goy. I can't do anything for you but for five shekels I can give you some steroids for your gains"
What now?
Imagine having nothing better to do with your time than come up with fantasy situations in which you get dominated by another man
DONT TRUST HIM HES GIVING YOU TRANNY HORMONES
fuck her right there in front of the principal
Mate I'm 6'2" and 200 and get mogged on a daily basis
What thr fuck is this thread
>thanks Dr. that wont be needed
>mfw my uncle Dr. Hochberg already gave me steroids for 4 shekels
A chad would not be this insecure. I was like this and it ended up with me having a fight with my gf almost every day.
"No thanks doc, I'll just take some creatine"
pretty baked myself anoon
based stoner dubs 420 blazeit
this isn't a 80s high school movie, the 6'5" 240 lean muscular dude (me) isn't getting any pussy, meanwhile the Nu-Chad zoomers are 5'9" 140 lbs soaking wet and run social media twink status game. 99% of Jow Forums mogs today's Chads
>do it cunt. I'll fucking bury you.
and I'll poke him in the chest
>"pretty baked myself user"
>Goldberg:"Jesus goy, are you talking to yourself. This is really bad. Here take these roids and I'll send you the bill later."
>you go home and enter your dining room
>chad is sitting at the table with your mother waiting for you to get home for dinner
>mom:"user the food is getting cold and look chad has joined us for dinner. he said you guys were going to study later? Can you take some food to your father first he is outside in his shed. Here's the key?"
>chad stares at your mom with lust and winks at you
What now?
This whole thread is one huge laro. Chad doesn’t fight. Chad’s never been in a fight, because he’s a well liked guy and doesn’t want to get expelled from school.
Lock the shed from the outside and set it on fire