>be me in gym >gym fairly busy, couple of cuties doing meme machines and stuff too >tfw no gf but whatever >focused on gains, finishing off six week strength cycle >one rep max day >finish warming up on diddly with singles >load up bar for 250kg for pr >start getting ready for the lift, chalking up >see one of the cuties on a machine near me looking at the weight in awe >ask her jokingly if she wants to work in >'That's a lot of weight user, I couldn't do it. Can you do it?' And smiles >'Yeah of course. You don't think I can do it?' >'I've never seen anyone in this gym lift so much weight' >'I'll tell you what. If I get this I also get your number. What do you say?' >Smiles again, she's so pretty lads. 'Alright then, show me' >I'm feeling really pumped now, chalk up heavily, smell my ammonia >actually lift that bitch up >feel light headed after the rep and go sit down on a bench >Girl comes over to give me her number. 'Here, you deserve this. I'm femanon. Winks and walks away
Felt so fucking good bros, this last week has been insane in the gym. Who else here is making it? Share your stories
>walking home from gym >junkie trying to get my attention >I pop out an earphone and ask what's up >"don't worry boss I'm not gonna try anything, look at the size of you"
Cya later virgins
Carson Adams
Post body
Brandon Kelly
>>'I've never seen anyone in this gym lift so much weight'
Right, because when women go to the gym to work out they keep a mental tally of how much each man lifts.
Grayson Wood
and then everybody clapped
William James
To be fair the amount of people pulling 250 in a commercial gym on any given day is usually only slightly above 0
Connor Walker
And then everyone clapped and the gym owner gave you a crisp $100 bill, right OP?
>Im feeling really pumped now, chalk up heavily, smell my ammonia >actually lift that bitch up >feel light headed after the rep and go sit down on a bench >Girl comes over to give me her number. 'Here, you deserve this. I'm femanon. Winks and walks away >then I wake up in bed >alone like always with my recently used cum rag on my chest >wipe the cold sweat off my forehead with it and reach for my flat, room temp Shasta >go 'ahhh' and wipe myself off again before getting ready for my new job at waba grill Felt so fucking good bros, this last week has been insane in my dreams. Who else here is doing lucid runs? Share your stories
Alexander Perez
Yikes, the amount of salty virgins ITT Good job OP, post body
Xavier Adams
It's like penis size. Every guy gets told his is the biggest I've ever.
Ian Lee
Were all gonna make it bros.
Been feeling pretty good about myself after smahsing my own deadlift PR with 15 kg last week. >getting compliments like crazy this week >multiple girls i see on a daily basis are looking for every opportunity to touch the ‘ceps >undefeated armwrestling champ among friends
2019 is gonna be our year lads, check ‘em
Dylan Hernandez
I'm starting to deadlift 200kg and get a little bit of this myself. Maybe in another year I can get a phone number as well.
If you go to a gym(crossfit, power lifting etc) that has grills doing deadlifts they will likely notice the strongest.
Carson Rodriguez
This
Carter Harris
Actually been having weird AF dreams lately. >Might be overtraining because some nights i cant get shit for sleep even though I’m exhausted >Go to bed at 11, wake up around 3:30 >fuck >lay in bed for hours >turn a few times >5:30 >double fuck >laying on back, eyes closed >start feeling electrical waves pulsing up and down my body >heart racing >i can hear the blood rushing in my ears >WOMP WOMP WOMP electricity flowing thru me >think to myself “must keep eyes closed.” the aliens are finally taking me >wake up at 7:45 >asshole is intact MFW i have a reacurring dream that ayylmaos are abducting me
Do you have an ayylmao gf? Can I have an ayylmao gf?
Brayden Clark
>'I'll tell you what. If I get this I also get your number. What do you say?' >tips fedora
Lincoln Anderson
I've decided to start doing gear and living the remaining years of my life as a wandering manwhore who makes his living slinging dick and and travel vlogging.
Isaiah White
>make it >gains goblin >here's my number
David Butler
> here you deserve this
Fucking smug little shit, only a beta bitch would try this hard, I’m just a fat fuck and walk over to bitches and get their numbers without having to prove shit and degrade my integrity, good job with the weights tho
