Design Your Gym

Oh shit Jow Forums, someone died and left you an empty gym! Unfortunately, floor space is limited (each square is 1 square foot). What do you put in it?

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pool of infinite boomer bile

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sell the land to a Chinese real estate developer.

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I will make a prank gym, Haha. I'll have dumbbells with the wrong weight written on them, pullup bars that heat up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit (celcius btfo) when the motion sensor detects someone using them. The music will be sissy hypno playing through a very loud sound system. I'll hire fat people as the staff. I'll have all the treadmills set to 12mph at all times and constantly running. The floor in the squat cages will be greasy. The door handles to the gym are giant dildos. Haha what else..

Haha the chalk will be corn starch instead
And haha the showers will randomly ever 2 minutes change from hot to cold
Haha
The dip bars will be covered in ranch dip haha thats funny
Everything will be covered in leather and the gym will be set to 80 F so that you stick to it haha
The fly pads will be coveref in fly paper

bump cuz good thread

I guess it would be a bunch of graves for dead fitness dudes like Zyzz, Scooby, and Rich Piana

Haha and the dumbells are gonna be loose so the sides fall when you're doing skullcrushers hahahahah

And in the walls behind the treadmill there are be many glory holes occupied by AIDS-ridden niggers hahah can you imagine that

in what kind of a third world shit hole do you live that you believe streets lead directly to the entrance of a building?
or was a normal street and parking lot to difficult to draw with the hospital computer with the mouth operated input device?

Someone actually thought this was a funny idea

A bench
A squat rack
A pull-up bar
Dumbells for each kg from 1 to w/e
A hex bar
A treadmill
Maybe some cables
Idk what else
Add that deadlift thing to help loading the bar
Some chalk and a water fountain
A large amount of pictures on the wall
"Niggers and jews are not allowed" sign
A lat machine

Multiply that for as long as I can, I don't want to wait to use MY squat rack

Also a curling station for all the faggots at the gym

>only 1 squat rack

as many squat racks as it can fit

Literally just rows upon rows of power racks and maybe a few set of dumbbells and a few cable machines. You will literally never need anything else.

The numbered power cages indicate how many feet they are off the ground so that if you lift more than someone you can climb into a higher one and prove to everyone in the gym you're the alpha. If someone in a lower numbered cage lifts more than you, then you get cast into the pit. Also the dumbell rack is at least six feet so the manlets will never get over it.

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All I need is a power rack, weights and a swimming pool.

sauna is an interesting choice, I'd go here

I like the raised cages idea.
>Did you see that pathetic pull/chin up thread?
Most 6 ft people couldn't even get over a 6 ft wall.

If they're working out probably not, but I bet they could if their life depended on it

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I’m laffin

>the pit
p-please bro let me work out with the adults

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MAN-datory

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shoo shoo shorty

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I fill it with traps and let Jow Forumsizens use the temptation to lift heavier.

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Why not just throw the snakes up at them?

Perfect.

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Weak bait

man is that jonestown?

Nope, but theres a reason for 3 water towers :^)

R8

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>arbeit macht frei

Train like an athlete(tm)

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lmao

Each square is 1 foot each side. These girls must be super huge.
10/10

>his gym doesn't have parking in the reception

Get off my Jow Forums, third worlder

>Literally put on a pedestal for lifting the most
Yes

kek