My secret?

Damn he actually looked good once? I've always thought he was just born deformed level ugly and humor has been his way of coping

We got the clip here, of Sammy in his prime doing his best lifts.

youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

I think sam is here user, do not say anything to harsh. Remember fit is body positive.

I could not care less if Sam kills himself

>tfw a zoomer and this man has had a profound influence on my development

You seem hurt user, You doing alright?

>t. charls

God save us all right user?

Lmao this guy got poo'd on his dick.

Do not say that the boys love each other.

doubt it.

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She was a 9.6/10 user, She was not supposed to eat anything, and she ruined it.

story?

Lmao, stop please, my sides hurt thinking about this video. Brb gonna watch it again.

My secret? Alpha brain.

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youtube.com/watch?v=x2AlnVh6JTg

Here you go user, For you.

Jesus even Joe's middle finger is a manlet.

How can he live with himself being that microscopic.

It is some serious Kino.

He pulled up with the boston watch, full ROSS,... and i think you know what happened next...

fuckin took the anus bruh

Because he is fucking Jow rogan man. he can get low and shinkick you in MMA. Use your balls a punching bag, and some of those secret illuminate moves he earned in the octagon.

(((ANE)))

It is a Citizen watch you fucking pleb.

What did sam mean by this?

Sam, my dude. You look like shit.

I know that's been a meme for years, but you do genuinely look like shit. And we know why: anyone with half a brain can see the changes to your facial structure, physiology, and the syringes back from the older MDE vids.

You've been juicing for way too long, and you've been doing it in the worst possible way. I know you label the entire degradation of your body as being a 'parody' and you joke about it, but let's be serious: you either are in total denial about what you've done to yourself, or you're aware of it and trying to minimise the risk and damage done by being facetious about it.

Your early shit was fantastic. Ideas Man and early MDE content is some of the greatest and most subversive stuff of the past decade, and WP season one is a gem. But you're letting your impulsiveness and instability derail everything, and now there's a good risk that you're going to die in obscurity.

You didn't need to speak to Blockhead Joe. You likely made the hit piece a lot more potent by playing with the guy, even if he was a slimeball.

You didn't need to act like a sped on twitter when MDE was gaining real mainstream attention.

You didn't need to start drifting aimlessly away from the thing that got you on the map - subversive comedy and sketches - and start shilling in your little safe space.

But you did. And now you're a bloated, scraggly, and decaying trash fire. You can still fix this, but you need to:

a) drop the juice, or at least drop it to TRT levels
b) fix your fucking diet
c) start trying to separate your persona from your person; yeah, i get it man you're a schizoid who wasn't properly socialised and feel detached from society and have difficulty expressing your emotions, but unless you start speaking sincerely and clearly to your viewers and the people who will be bankrolling your shit, then you're gonna continue walking into walls

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Yes user, we know. It does hurt, but please, leave the wound unsalted. Its only been two years but for sam it has been ten. World peace season two soon, and sam is playing billy the clown .

>t. charls

Do not go throwing around charls like that, charls is a good boy, and a beloved son.

Doing gods work user, I am working out right now so I did not have time to post a social analysis of sammy.

My secret?
I recycle all my cum.

>giving "advice" to an old man
HA!

Sam calm down, you are not old yet, men hit the wall at 50. You do not even know what the wall is yet.

The text in tegh corner of that pic makes me kek everytime.

I have seen darkness, and what age will do to a man and son. I have some advice, Go outside and play.

Google sam hyde marky

Shit he wasn't bad looking at all. Definitely has that 90s chic thing going on with a damn good jaw and the fact he's like 6'5" would place him on easymode.

I'm so fucking sick of being mogged god damn why does everything have to be such a struggle.

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Sam if you're in the thread I just wanted to let you know that you guys inspired me to get into comedy. Lifting too, but there were other reasons and I'm not trying to suck you off or anything. I'm just starting out and getting stuff together to make content with my buddies, but I'm starting. So thanks man. I hope things work out for you. I'm not gonna shill myself or anything faggy like that but if I make it, I'll FUCK a lot of girls and fill them with my HOT CUM and think about you man. Hope Nick, Charls, and Andrew are all doing good if you talk to them

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(no homo btw)

lol I bet sam wrote this post to himself.

He's juicing and looks like THAT? Man, he should just cut his losses and give up, he's killing himself to look like shit

sam isn't in this thread you fucking retard

t. Ethan Klein

He could be though. He used to browse Jow Forums and even posts threads (about himself mostly). If he's not it's no big deal. I'm procrastinating on a final I should be studying for so if my favorite pseudo-celebrity happens to read it then cool I guess. If not whatever. Honestly it feels good to be working toward figuring my shit out and flexing that feels good.

Yea sam did the same for me, Honestly, comedy is easy, the hard part is getting an audience. Sams content is a crazy roller coaster man. Honestly if you are just watching MDE, and you see him In world peace, then move to his old stuff, up to the hydewars stuff. It looks like he got hit with a train man.

I honestly thought he was browsing the thread because of that gut shot someone posted. I never saw that pic of him before.

Yeah I agree. Sam blew it by going to extreme. They probably would have got him in the end though. But we could have had WP for longer.

hey sam if you're in this thread just wanna say you and the guys at r/mde made me stop being a little faggot retard and got me starting to workout and improve myself thanks :)

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go to bed sam

Lmao did you guys not pay attention to why it was cancelled? They said there was hidden swastikas in the show without any proof. Any show that does not follow the approved narrative will be sniffed out and taken down. Look at other shows like Roseanne or that new Tim Allen show.

Sam you're a fat piece of shit.

Love.

-mom

Damn. Sam Hyde used to look like THAT ?

he really went to shit after world peace got cancelled surpised jew berstein hasn't been exposed, doxed become the next kashogi yet

this guy was never funny

HGH and Goobas

kek

good advice, sadly its too late for old Sam Hyde. Lets remember him for what he was not what he's become.

extreme steroid use and extreme carb consumption

50% of the posts itt are made by sam

t. i am actually sam

behold the master race!

lol

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Lot of posts itt by one (big) guy. Obvious same writing style and vocabulary. Maybe sam himself and bored.

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>71 posts
>33 IPs

Wherever he is, I just want to say, he added a little light to my life. He's a legend in my eyes

is that sams dad?

No, his dad is a jew

“Every minute of time wasted between 20 and 30 is a minute that you’re gonna look back on and enjoy”

-Sammy D, Still a Nigga

Who's posts are the big guys posts? Mabey it is just someone who watched all of his videos

He and the boys have ascended to being king of the hill boomers, and still somehow staying tight and fresh. Chuck is silly a beautiful man

Possibly Sammy, but you never know with jujitsu levels if intrigue you know? I mean I regularly hump my Prius. I could be Sam

He posted that to his twitter a week ago, faggot

>implying World Peace wasn't destined to be cancelled anyway

it was always going to happen no matter what, Sam just pulled the trigger himself.

Go away Jew Bernstein

Sammy boy, you still down in ol Jowja?

what a waste of a good jaw line

Hey Sam don't be such a Bully

Its still there, when he cuts you'll all be sorry.

Yea we are all just punching his boybag like a bunch of gonad gangsters.

>video is removed for hate speech

Don't say that about God's chosen people.

Now thats a pedo face

Imagine sucking him off

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you haven't been keeping up, have you?

damn paul chuckle looks like THAT???