Can someone explain to me unironically why getting Jow Forums makes you so aroused by hambeasts?

damn that picture unironically gets me going. Imagine picking her up off the counter with one arm and spanking that ass

You want to lift them even tho you know you can't. You feel like fucking them is like climbing a huge mountain, it's a challenge.

wtf? that's like 1000 calories max

Yeah brah, it'd because you're starving.
When you're hungry fatties look more attractive because subconsciously you KNOW she has access to ample food.

way too big!
look at those disgusting blue veins!

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t. 5’8 145lbs

5'10 172lbs 13% bf

Oh god, I didn't think I liked short girls.

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ur gay

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> pic related
Dem milkers user

>Jow Forums in charge of making sure their sons are 5'5
at least they will have easy gains

This is literally my diet rn

Are you me?

I'm losing around 10lbs a month doing this

If her father/brothers have a decent height, there’s no reason to worry.

>MUH FUCKING DICK
Why are fatties so god damn perfect?

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I have a fantasy of being a short skinny dude and having to sit in the window seat next to a 6'5 amazonian bbw. At the beginning of the flight I imagine I'd already be in my seat as she comes to the row. As her eyes look far below at me they would light up, and then a smirk would emerge as she says "AWW aren't you a cutie." I'd be to shy to respond as she begins shimmying into her seat while smushing me against the wall. Her ass would take up most of my seat so I would be forced against the wall and and her mass. Also she would have to lay her elbow on my head to fit so the side of my head is forced against her stinky arm pit while the front left side of my face is smushed by her massive tit. I would be invisible to everyone except her as she is so much bigger then me...

Alright jizzed here sorry my dudes can't finish

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Put me in the screencap

The only thing I like about fucking fat girls is that they are more willing to do whatever you want. Because just as there are shy fat virgin guys there are shy fat virgin girls, and when you get them into the bedroom they are grateful to see that someone can actually be aroused by their revolting body so they will do anything to show their gratitude.

My friend’s borderline retarded girlfriend was insistent about me hooking up with her lard ass friend. Long story short, I was in her bedroom alternating between fucking her mouth and fucking her waddies. I told her to close her eyes and stick out her tongue. Then I grabbed her hair and shoved her face into my asshole. She went nuts eating my ass and I made a video of it and showed it to my friend’s stupid girlfriend. They stopped talking to each other and I haven’t seen the fat girl anywhere in a month.

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here's my theory user
>you're naturally attracted to this body type due to fertility, ability to nourish a child, blah blah blah
this is your natural and baseline state
>you must suppress these desires because they are discouraged by society
>stick thin models and cardiobunnies are the "right" choice for any male of high social status
>the more you get /fit, the more confident and self-sufficient you become
>you start shunning the limitations pushed onto by society
>you can truly be yourself and follow your own desires
>you are the ubermensch
>you're true desires, turns out, is a chunker milktruck

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Back in the mood.

She wouldn't say anything for a while just give me these really smug looks and lick her lips. Then she'd slowly shift more weight on me until she'd fallen asleep. While she was asleep she'd snore and drool on me and her body and especially tit smushed in my face would soak me in her sweat. Passenger attendants would pass and quickly glance in her direction and not even see me. After a few hours of this she'd wake up and everyone else would be asleep and she'd look hungrily down
>jizzed here

Holy shit I was doing this for a meme but writing out your fantasies makes for a good fap

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>Can someone explain to me unironically why getting Jow Forums makes you so aroused by hambeasts?
Because you want to eat her for gains. Your genitals are tricking you into an intimate relationship, but once they feel it's the time they will change your hormones. You will no longer see in a sexual way, but as a meal. But it only happens if you are too big.

I salute that bra.
It's doing some heavy lifting AND giving those meat pillows a great shape.

thats not intermittent fasting

>Nietzschebrain
This user is correct.

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It doesn’t. Your disgusting fetish causes that attraction. Take a high velocity lead supplement to cure.

OP's pic must be shooped. It's impossible to have such a relatively thin face and fat body. But if it's real, she's perfect

Theres this girl at my workplace that sorta likes me

She was fat, but lost pile of weight and has breeding hips and round ass, and big tiddies
Is not some 10/10" but im autistic khhv and she def likes me so mightaswell try?

She could be my big tiddie goth gf if she got some makeup

>no idea how much sardines, chicken or rice he eats
>"hurr you're starving"

Women with wide hips are good for making babies. Your desier to breed is why you like thick women. The woman in your pic is obese.

I always liked fat chicks

if you lift and jerk off while being alone and sad you will get attracted to fat pigs, if you lift and do noporn/nofap you will actually get standards and you'll find fatties disgusting

t. my experience

Cause my degenerate tendencies and my desire to do nothing while eating anything/everything can live on vicariously thru the fats.

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What bastard put that face on that body