What is the future of fitness?

3 different lines
>1 - 100% natty, everything is just plain natty
>2 - roid galore, use as many drugs as you can while remaining alive to reach unprecedented heights
>3 - fucking robo stuff, basically install robo stuff in you to make yourself a strong af cyborg or something, lift planes with one arm

Can we have this already

First we build a wall. Then we open the doors and let them flood in. Bus, train, and airplane them in deep into our heartlands and shower them with meaningless gifts. While they gorge themselves into a lucid state we sneak out and take over their homelands, which are full of resources they were too dumb and lazy to exploit. Meanwhile when they wake up they'll realize that our nations were kinda shit as we depleted our own natural resources. They'll try and go back to their homelands but plot twist: we pulled the old switcheroo on them and the wall is actually meant to keep them out.

this exact type of thot walked into the free weights room, made fun of my last rep OHP face, and proceeded to do meme shit with tiny dumbbells once every half hour while sitting on her phone

Its already a thing in georgia lol(country) atmosphere is oldschool ,everyone knows each other basically my dream gym

>14/15
thats legal in sweden and germany. something to consider.

Sensors in your toilet that update you on your health.

BLOODY VAGINAL BELCH

Fittin’ my dick in her ass hopefully

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Number 2 sounds fucking awesome i'd watch that, along with all pre-game/match preparation and set up/training

Calisthenics and vegetarianism. Shaolin Monk style training. Sports.

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legal but fucking disgusting
kill yourself pedo

>that pic

lol wut

It’s more fucked than that. It doesn’t matter how many leave africa/middle east because they’ll immediately repopulate lost numbers like they always do. There’s no net loss for them, just more gains for us, leading to even more overpopulation.

>So this is the power of CrossFit

I just met an Indian (dot, not feather) man with a Southern Savannah accent

I’ve seen it all

A monk hanging from another monk's crotch by a rope. What part don't you understand? It's called the, "Iron Crotch". The goal is to make the body more resilient by constantly tearing it apart from all angles.

genetic fitness.

china is already breeding athletes and trying to raise the national iq.

>when the society is destabilized and overthrown over guys who think fat=thicc

Growing them in a lab and genetically modifying them.

India 2020
>Designated

yeah, designer babies

india designated streetshitting superpower by 2020

Cannibalistic gigantism where only the largest survive

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I'd be down for this, are you guys free next Friday? I can host, my mom has left snacks for us

can someone photoshop this girl to make her have blue eyes?

Yes pls i need to sloope my spagoo in her face.

Implying there is anything at all wrong about that. Fucking incels

>hitting PRs monthly
>not bulking

good luck with that

Fucked up failed CRISPR attempts that result in genetic stillborn abominations
A class of barely human mutants that are shunned from society and get their own oppressed minority designation.
Even gayer social justice bullshit.
Extragender athletes with P, Q, and Z chromosomes we can't even conceive right now.

China sucks at science and their mess of a society and research apparatus will collapse due to a culture of cheating and corruption.
t. researcher who had to deal with endemic shoddy bullshit plagiarism and falsified data from buglike gunner FOBs that routinely sabotaged projects

the war was lost in '45. just accept it and fuck thots and dont worry about the future too much. future generations will miss out on being with qt aryan girls with blond hair and blue eyes but otherwise shit will probably balance out in a century or two and be fine.

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this right here is our cyborg future
>goliath online

Robotic implants will make implants unnecessary. Soon limbs and organs will become consumer goods, causing the gap in health between the rich and the poor to grow wider.

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*fitness unnecessary. fuck.

It won't exist in the future because fitness is masculine. Muscle itself will be demonized the way testosterone is today. People will live longer lives due to medical advances, but they will have far higher rates of physical disabilities. We are becoming more feminine and that means we are also becoming less physically active.

Woah...

So basically like Wall E

But bustier

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She became Xavier: Renegade Angel.

Gene doping, myostatin activators and pure anabolic compounds will be delivered via nanobots, and anyone can be the level of muscularity that they want. Bodyfat in these people will be practically nonexistent. The wealthy, without even hitting the gym, will be able to make Ronnie Coleman in his prime look like a joke.

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Holy shit, my dick

Nailed it.

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What the hell is wrong with that guy?

nice goiter

The steer? A rare myostatin condition that it just possesses double the muscle fibers of a normal heffer, and naturally has a monstrous metabolism and increased strength.

>inb4 you're a fucking retard
first off, myostatin is a muscle INHIBITION protein. gene doping would play into this by blocking or deleting the MSTN gene in humans, which is responsible for actually creating the proteins. and anabolic compounds will fuck you up son. and no, you will still have to hit the gym, muscle does have a natural growth factor, and with MSTN deletion it will increase exponentially, but eating correctly and working out at least a bit will be necessary.
study before you just write dumb shit, shill.

Hopefully some stupid fucking chicks will begin to break the old track records again. It’s pathetic that no woman has bested the sprint and mid distance times from the 80s-90s era

FUCK YOU!!

Naw nigga, that goofy looking fuck at the steer's head.

Mislocated Adams apple?
Are they all trannies?

ABSOLUTE UNIT

current predictions about "next gen" or "near future" fitness revolutions smack a lot of people in the 80s thinking we'd have flying cars and or colonizing other planets by 2000.

For all the nonsense printed in the media with hysteria of gene doping or "designer drugs", in actuality the PED scene remains incredibly primitive. Anabolic steroids, insulin and EPO remain the most effective and widely used drugs in athletics. Most "peptides" if they are even real - most are not, being extremely expensive to synthesize - are of questionable efficacy. Questionable as in, a complete waste of time and money, which is also why many of these same drugs were dropped by the respective pharmaceutical giants researching them.

Androgens, insulin and EPO are all very old drugs. Currently, attempts to inhibit myostatin in the scientific literature have all been stunning failures. In the sense that the results of myostatin inhibition are not anywhere near as desirable as was expected. Poor results combined with concerning side effects. Currently and for the forseeable future, it will be both many times safer and more effective for an athlete to simply use testosterone or any number of its derivatives.

Gene editing is also baloney futurism, a ways off having truly practical applications yet, much of what is printed about it in the media is pure fiction to swindle investors - fraud in my mind, and many of the individuals involved will hopefully be serving jail time in the near future.

Biomechanics.

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We'd have the flying cars and be colonizing space if we didn't spend a king's ransom trying to prop up useless niggers and mestizos.

possibly yeah. Probably, no.

Throwing money at problems rarely solves them, contrary to a widespread belief, this is doubly true in science because often what is at fault is not a lack of research but faulty models and sub-geniuses insisting they know what is going on while having an utterly incomplete picture or continuing to ignoring a fundamental and then being repeatedly shocked that their results turn out to be worthless.

most of the important and impressive scientific discoveries of the 20th century were done by geniuses who were broke. Not gigantic globohomo megacorps with billions in funding.

Wow!