33 sexual partners

damn, I've only fucked 9 girls....8 of them were hookers. Waiting for that next pay day to beat this roastie's 33....I CAN DO IT.

I'm also Indian, so its socially acceptable that I would have to exchange money for sex. Everyone in my social group understands and accepts this.

How to tell a normal girl from a roast?

That's not average stats that's certainly an outlier.

>indian
Stfu and get out

Things like the thousand cock stare (it is not a meme), how she acts when drunk, they way she talks about certain topics or behaves around other people. eg, having thot friends, always on snapchat. No woman is normal but the majority at least have human dignity.

Hookers don't count, user.

>Things like the thousand cock stare (it is not a meme), how she acts when drunk, they way she talks about certain topics or behaves around other people. eg, having thot friends, always on snapchat.
At least 80% of women fall into that description the remaining 20% are strong single mothers ready to settle down for the right beta provider

>gf of three years
>met her when she was 20
>only had 3 partners before me, with which sex had always been unenjoyable
>like physically painful level of bad
>became the first to make her enjoy sex
>she loves the shit out of me, absolutely devoted and told me straight to my face that she believes I'm her soulmate and wants to bear my children
>started lifting soon after meeting her because I felt like a sack of fertilizer and I wanted to be in shape for her too
>in the meantime, I've put on enough muscle that a classmate described me as "threatening other guys's masculinity"
>tfw enjoying loving gf admiration from my peers when I started as a skinnyfat sadkunt

Life's good Jow Forums. I think this is how it feels to make it.

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back to the bucket, crab

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>marrying a woman that sucked more than a HUNDRED(100) cocks
LMAO

>haven't even spoken to a woman in over two years

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On one hand I kind of feel bad for the girl, since she was actually being honest the whole time, and what kind of virgin counts oral sex as intercourse? Sure she's a slut and that body count is fucking preposterous, but if he was alright with her giving 33 blowjobs then he's a cuck anyway.
I agree with this user, the majority of girls I know have slept with

This is not fitness related

>only had 3 partners before me, with which sex had always been unenjoyable
>like physically painful level of bad
>became the first to make her enjoy sex
this is either bullshit or the 3 other guys were incredibly well hung.

As good as your story sounds you're still a seething cuck

True to an extent, but my personality also makes me come across a bit gay, and they always end up getting naked in front of me at some stage. And I've gotten drunk with good friends before and ended up fucking, so I'd say it works out okay.

in a row?

Got to change environments, user.
By the same measure that there places where >30 partners defines slut, and circa 10 partners is the normal; there are places where 10 partners defines slut, and there places where just a couple partners, if that much, is the normal.

That is, usually outside colleges, ghettos etc there lies within normality: to have only mild sexual experiences before having relationships, and not to resource to dry ass fuckers for small but costly pleasures...

Literally just stop pitying yourself and get going. Act or nothing will change; realize this and make your choice.

Whore of Babylon

Lets put this as it only fair gentleman getting feelings for a roastie thats over 16-18 yo makes you inherently a cuck

Nervousness-induced vaginismus actually. Solved it together with patience and good efforts.

Plenty of normies live pretty tame lives and have a semblance of control and self respect. Thots are over represented on uni campuses and online dating sites.

I once fucked an american tourist in paris and she told me she had 63 partners at 24. I didn't mind, she was hot af. She even asked me to cum in her pussy and i did. Was worth it because her pussy was so soft.

Wrong, if you want women you gotta lie lie and lie let the anger flow through you and fuel your lies is the only way to get the upper hand to roasties

No. I'll keep doing work-gym-work-home thing for years.

I am a virgin but even I feel like I know. If you just meet them and they are talking about their past/current romantic relationships or sex (not in a joking way)

Except that youre wrong i dare you to find a modern woman without an instagram account with an harem of betas followers liking every bullshiting picture

lmao if it were this easy

I'm 23 and have several female friends that only use Instagram to share with 20-30 friends and family. Don't know what to tell you but most women aren't out at clubs sucking a new dick every week.

It is though. Just gotta realize that you need to stop fucking around and get shit done

Is actually the opposite if a girl starts talking about sexual partners to you or sex in general for any reason in like a sort of confession or laughing shes low key hoping to get buttfucked by you but this is only true if youre talking to her 1on1 it doesn't mean anything if shes sharing sex stories with a group of friends and you happen to be there

>BJs to 106 different people
>33 sexual partners
hmmmm

Those are just fearful sluts like church chicks playing the innocent girl and sucking every walking man with cock that steps in that church

Yeah hmmm
It's funny how they consider blowjob as not part of an actual sexual intercourse. I guess there are some girls who just like sucking dicks, which is strange because it must feel like a job, pumpin and suckin like that is tiring.

You’re describing failed Stacies who are on reddit 24/7 or /lit/ nerdy-ugly chicks.

>Search for this thread on Google
>Almost all comments are defending the OP and saying the reason he is mad is because of a misogynist double standard

Look, I want to slay as much pussy as I possibly can, but I would legit start thinking I had some sort of sex problem if I ate 106 different pussies and fucked 33 different girls all before I was 30.

Let's just do the math. She said she was 26. Let's assume this bitch lost her virginity at 16, 140 sex acts in 10 years would be equivalent to 14 SEX ACTS A YEAR, which is a different guy every month FOR 10 YEARS. But even this number is inaccurate, since OP said they had been dating for 3 years and we don't know how long they've been married.

So let's just assume they started dating when she was 23. Assuming she lost her virginity at 16, and started dating this poor cuck 7 years later at 23, the number is even more disgusting, with 20 sex acts per year, which would mean she would probably fuck a guy one month and suck another dudes dick before that month was ended and keep that average up for 7 fucking years.

I'm honestly way less misogynistic than most people on this website, but this bitch legit has a problem and is a fucking whore. No doubt about it. I feel bad for this dude and hope he divorced her ass.

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How is it the opposite? In both cases they would be a slut. I prefaced it with pointing out that if she mentions these things when FIRST meeting you then she is a slut

> he didn't even think to ask about the amount of people she's given her asshole to

I once asked a girl this question and she told me it was a good exercise for her arms so she didnt mind

She said she lost it at 12 lmao

There’s nothing wrong with improving yourself to further improve the qualities of other aspects of your life (sex life, getting laid easier because you’re healthy and not a fat mong slob who beats off all day). You seem to have the semantics misunderstood. It’s not lifting for women to do them a favor, it’s lifting for yourself to make getting laid easier.

Kek some women do only anal to avoid having a roast beef for a pussy or be virgins

There is no double standard. Its not hard for women to get laid by low quality men. If she is choosy and only has sex with successful men then society will look at her as high class. That is why people are disgusted by sluts, they will just let any scumbag pass their genes on. If one of your bros shows up to your next gathering with a hambeast everyone will be like “Im happy for him and all but damn dude has some low standards wtf”

Don't share romantic/sexual histories. Never leads to anything good.

Fuck off my thread and website roastie

This...

you're just fucking her user, of course you don't care. Now if this was your wife pregnant with your firstborn on the way when she told you she had 63 partners at 24 years old you might think differently.

Exactly. My Chad friend has only plowed a handful of girls but we still call him a whore because honestly lots of sexual partners with people you aren't in love with is bad no matter your gender.

a shame he knocked the roastie up, now he's stuck with it

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>user say redditors claim double standard
>I say no because being a slut is easy while being chad is hard
>”get off my website roastie”

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I always thought the rule was 1/3 of men's reported number is the real number, and 3x is women's.

>timidsquirrel
Not so timid if you've had an hundred different sexual partners, dirty whore

More than a hundred different cocks in your mouth at the age of 23
Even fucking pornstars do not suck that many cocks
What is wrong with the western woman god damn

This makes me want to puke

Imagine how intimate love can be with anybody who had more than 1 sexual partner.

Imagine how meaningful "i love you" sounds said by somebody who had more than 0 ex-s.

she sucked a hundred dicks lmfao ahahhahaha, kissing a woman who sucked a hundred dicks is gay just use her mouth as a cock holster like every other guy then gtfo do not marry her. A hundred different men stuck their dick in her mouth and never married her, follow their lead.

retard soiboy every woman is a slut

Stories like this dont upset me. Prior to reading them I was always intimidated by women but after realizing they suck random dick and dont think its a big deal I started being able to approach them and have gotten a few blowjobs. women are a meme and for whatever reason were biologically programmed to put them on some kind of a pedestal but once you realize they'll suck basically any dick that gets put in front of their face its way easier

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The fact that you aren't even wrong worries me

I love hooking up with sluts. I like to imagine I’m sharing her with all her previous dicks. God I’m gay.

there are probably literally prostitutes that have sucked less dick

I only agree 50% with both those statements.
Your first love is your only true one even though i feel like you can still develop feelings for someone else later in life,but never in the same way as the first one

Sex can still be intimate with someone you get comfortable with because they may reveal themselves to you more than just with a one night stand

basically this, I'm glad these whores exist but feel bad for any guy that dreamed of getting married and raising a family because these hoes aint loyal, son.

if you cant get women why do you always talk about them? makes no sense to me. it does not matter what women are because you cant get them anyway

>t. seething thot

You think everyone here is a khv?
LMAO

Ask me how do i know youre a thot with one hundred dick sucked record
>inbx yes but not your dick
Youre all so worthless but as the other user said we're biologically programmed to care about you otherwise we'd keep you and use you as cattle and i bet youre such a worthless whore that the thought of being used as cattle makes you horny

I believe this to be true.

Why does this strike fear into my heart?

>
>Sex can still be intimate with someone you get comfortable with because they may reveal themselves to you more than just with a one night stand

There's nothing intrinsically good in this. People open to casual sexual intercourse are generally awful persons. Getting to know that they are truly awful is not a good thing per se. Plus you are an awful person too if you indulge in one night stands.

Narcissists are great candidates for casual sex, they even do that with people they hate. It's NOT an insignificant thing.

I cannot find any good reason to be proud of the amount of sexual partners one had.
It's not that, let's say, a male impregnated a bunch of girls, willing to be knocked up. No, there's not even a biological value in it. It's literally a sterile act.

Reddit is such a goldmine

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at least post the whole thing

Why don’t you get the fuck out of here poo in the loo

best post ITT

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I cant comprehend how can some men reach this level of cuckery

>this faggot doesn't immediately look to divorce and fuck her over as hard as possible
He deserves all the misery he is destined to receive.

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I wonder if anyone told her that the sperm will be wasted on her because if she married an ugly guy then she must not be much of a catch either.

He’s on fit, he’s gay

Because you kinda relate to the guy in the story. You imagine a scenario in which a girl you are in a loving relationship springs this on you after marrige. In reality there were plenty of warning signs this guy ignored and it would be pretty easy to avoid his situation.

He deleted it, but there's a recent blogpost about it here:
heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/12/11/weak-men-create-predatory-women/

It’s 2x and 1/2 man, at least below 25. After that it goes up to the threes

>implying women arent born natural liers
You wouldn't find out women are really good at being deceiving cunts

Mother of god...

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>lifting for women
>implying

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>getting angry at successful people
Incels are fucking commies, swear to god
fuck off back to

>marrying a whore
>successful
that dude threw his life away

Welcome to fit
People are paid to tell men and women to whore around then in the same breath tell men that all women are deceiving whores and all men are violent apes.
They also say that marriages and relationships are evil or passe'.

No.
I'm not making this up.

Who cares? This guys an idiot for marrying her before he found all of this stuff out. It only bothers him because he wasn't able to get laid as much. If you also have fucked a lot of people you quickly realize that it doesn't mean shit. The only people who care about this are redpillers or autists who aren't able to fuck girls regularly and so anyone who has sex more than them is a slut or a chad.