Want to lose weight

>want to lose weight
>lazy as fuck
>300lbs+

please help user i just wanna be skinny
and wear my cool clothes again

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Tell me where you live. I'll come carve that shit out with a knife

Cut both of your legs satan

read sticky faggot

Calories in < calories out

Fast, Keto, Exercise, Pink Salt, Magnesium, Potassium.

FAST for a lot of time, you can even go months fasting in your state

shut up
:(
no im fine

Pussy

>user offers helpful advice
>"shut up"
stay fat faggot

>300 lbs
are you 7 feet tall or just a complete subhuman degenerate

5'7 so yes
dont wanna exercise

Eat one meal a day, only drink water. Literally the laziest thing you can do to lose weight. Let's see if you have the will to do it tho

it'll be hard to quit soda but i'm desparate to lose wieght at this point. and should i eat 1 big meal a day or should i watch the size of the meal?

KETO/ATKINS. Lose a shit ton of weight eating bacon, eggs, and burgers (with lettuce instead of buns).

Literally the easiest way to lose weight, never feel hungry.

This is bullshit. Your body much more easily absorbs and stores carbohydrates then it does proteins and fats. Proteins are the next easiest thing to store because it CAN be converted to glucose and then insulin stores it in fat. Fats are the hardest to break down and store.

This is why I lose an average of 1lb a day despite little to no calorie deficient. What you eat your body has to spend hours breaking down, and in the meantime your body needs to use ketones to get sugar from fat cells due to depleted glycogen stores. Ketosis is an inefficient process causing you to burn a lot more calories just existing (breathing etc).

Well user
Even if you do lose the weight you'll still have stretch marks and loose skin. "Weight" loss is simply the first step. You got too fat and you must pay the price. Death from a heart attack or a healthy life?

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Try putting the fork down you worthless faggot

>dont wanna excercise
You're a waste of space and you should consider putting your life to an end.
There you go, another (you) for you to get off with.

You dont deserve to lose weight if your not willing to put effort in.

Stop eating you fucking whale

>watch I want to be skinny but dont have the will
>user gives advice
>waaah too hard
Never gonna make it

>desperate to lose weight
>dont wanna exercise

i seriously wish you faggots would stop coming here. you are 300 pounds because you are a lazy, disgusting piece of shit, and there is no real long term way of losing weight by staying a lazy, disgusting piece of shit. my best advice to you would be to get as fat as you can so you can die before you are 50, that way the world will be a better place without you disgusting cretins inhabiting it and i don't have to see 10,000 of these threads on Jow Forums every day. i literally hate you and i hope you die.

>dont wanna exercise
Then you don't want to lose weight

If youre lazy as fuck then youre in luck
Losing weight is as easy as not eating

EAT LESS
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO FUCKING LIFT FOR THAT

You can at least walk OP, walking is easy as fuck and at your weight you probably burn 175 calories a mile, which is way more than skinny people do. Walk around your neighborhood at night for an hour if you're afraid of being seen.

Honestly just take dnp. It will take years to naturally lose weight if you're 300lb

Alright Satan, I can tell you how to lose weight but that's all I can do, your that one that has to do it. Luckily it's simple. Go for a walk, as far as you feel comfortable for. Then tomorrow go on a slightly longer walk, keep doing this every day till it starts taking too much time then jog as far as you feel comfortable going. The day after jog again but slightly farther. Keep doing this till you lose that weight. If you can't do this then you are your own problem and no amount of advice will help you.

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