How many calories does baklava have bros

How many calories does baklava have bros....
My moms making a shit ton of it for New Year's.

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Probably a hell of a lot, but boy does it look fucking delicious.

Just eat the fucking baklava and go for a run. You never know how long we have left. Make your mother happy, eat the baklava and fucking thank her for making such delicious Christmas treats.

Probably a hell of a lot, and boy does it look fucking hideous.

It’s so good. Basically just sugar (honey, carbs (flat dough), and fat (nuts).

Baklava is God tier. Itt takes shit long to make it. Be grateful for every bite you get.

Hey bros I'm too stupid and too much of a cookie cutter to not give a single heck as to how many calories moms holiday din din has uhhh thats it haha

Yeah now that I think about it it has all 3 out of 3 of the most gain goblinz
>shit ton of butter
>shit ton of watery sugar
>shit ton of simple carbs from the dough
Combine all and add some fucking nuts too cause why the fuck not and you get Baklava

This stuff is based as fuark
Exceptions can be made for highly quality foods bro

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ПAХЛABA MEДOBAЯ ЧEБУPEКИ COCИCКA B TECTE MOPOЖEHOE CEMEЧКИ!

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>skipping homemade baklava
Live a little, plus it's your mom. Have a couple and control yourself and it'll be fine (unlike me who just gorges on that shit whenever it's available).

1k calories per slice

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This made me go to town and buy it. Not homemade but there are good ones.

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It's baklava, a portion is A SINGLE SQUARE.
Even if it was pure sugar, it wouldn't be too bad.
As long as you eat just the one square. Ok, one square at each meal, your mom made it so don't be an ass, but not more than that.

fucking turks making the native population fat so they can fuck all the chickitas

> one square at each meal
Nigger that's too much
I'm contemplating whether 1 in like every 3-4 days is fine

Ask for the recipe, count the calories of the ingredients, count the pieces that you cut the baklava in, divide calories for pieces, done.

Baklava has a literal shit ton. Usually around 520 per 100g.

Shitskins get out

Just ask your mother how much sugar syrup did she add to the whole platter, and from that guess how many grams of carbs you're having a piece. don't bother counting the macros for the butter, nuts, pastry and garnish it comes with.

shitskins aren't welcome on this board

Are you cutting and getting contest ready during the hols at home?
Not making mom feel bad after she worked on that baklava is pretty important too.
Maybe share one piece with your sister who's on a diet?

It's honey and nuts and pastry, so fuckloads

>honey
ahem no? its sugary water with lemon or something

>Not making Kanafeh

Shit taste.

180Kcals per 45 grams.

With all the nuts and butter it's probably around 500-600kcal per 100g, so about the same amount of calories per weight as chocolate.

It takes less then an hour if you don't factor in cooking time.

im probably the only one that dosent like them
they are too greasy and sweet they just taste weird

I've noticed nearly all chocolate falls between 510-530 calories per 100g. I've not really found any 'normal' food that has more. What is there that pushes 600?

Various nuts are over 600 kcal

oil and butter can go around 800 right

Daily reminder that Baklava is fully, completely, 100% Greek.

Eat shit arab babies

Interesting, I don't eat nuts much so never checked.
I understood they do, though I wouldn't consider them normal foods, just ingredients, but thanks.

Ifs pilo (filo?) dough, honey, and nuts (pistachios or walnuts).

You mean Albanian right?

not how my mom makes it user

Based

>not letting urself have a cheat day for christmas/new years

you're a fucking pussy, if the extra calories matter that much to you just eat a little bit less for the next week or two afterwards its not that big of a deal

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>Not living in a country where you can walk into any candy store and buy as much as baklava as you want

get on my level peasants

t. greek

>anything
>albanian

LMAO your country literally stole fucking everything, even your fucking flag is stolen from Byzantium

Fuck Greeks, Arabs, Turks, Balkangypsys

Based thankful user

never thought about this before but who was taking this uncomfortable picture of basedboy patient zero

It's persian and it was brought to the greekfags by the turks.

Balk brah

Your northerner border is Albanian
Give it back

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>your life so miserable and filled with bad choices that you worry a perfect dessert cooked by the ones that love you will ammount to anything other than pure pleasure
>that also makes you unable to google calories of one of the most known desserts on the planet.

Nice, be greatful to your mum. I used to eat a little bit with a cup of coffee before my morning workout.