What happens inside these, Jow Forums?

What happens inside these, Jow Forums?

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>sauna "attire"

laughs in scandi

Old guys will walk in completely naked or lay down on 3 towels for an hour.

Hey nude is proper sauna attire so i see no problem with the sign

Last week I got a handjob from a guy I have been seeing in the sauna at the public pool

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i love saunas
and i love Finland for inventing them and these funny bear memes

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This, even as an American this doesn't make sense. I loved the baths in Japan when I visited but you would have to go to a gay AIDS parlor for the same experience here.

Death.
I hated them even before I heard how zyzz died. My claustrophobia gots nite and I feel like I can’t breath.
Steam rooms are even worse.

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nuts

Mate I think you're gay.

>he’s not gay yet
Faggot

Depends where you are. If it's in Vauxhall in London, a 'sauna' is a den of gay degeneracy where gay men go to do gay things to one another in a gay way.
If it's in a hotel, you bake your eyeballs for as long as you can stand it and then jump in a freezing cold pool. Repeat. The end.

why don't you check yourself?

>walk in the gym sauna
>fully clothed black guy is in there, listening to music on his phone speaker, with the heat turned off
>turn on the heat
>he stays for like 5 minutes
wtf

He just in it for the aesthetic mate

You'll understand once you experience the pure pleasure of letting your nuts hang in a sauna rather than having your swim suit stick to your groin. Only missing the rush of power you get when you go dunk in the ice bath.

Gays ruin everything.

Benis in angus

A lot of dude that get bored and start telling you about there ideas in life

Oh fugggg :D

What is the etiquette for saunas? My gym has one but I'm too afraid to go in. Who controls how hot it is?

Never even been in one. Don't intend to either for the same reason I don't plan on sticking my head in a hot oven.

>what is a towel
retard

It'll be controlled from the gym side of things. At least in a professional gym. A steam room will be the same, you'll have no control of heat/steam. Just the time you're in there.

There are some places that let you control the amount of humidity in the air in a sauna by using water on the heating source, but this is uncommon in gyms. That's more for a spa

Also moomin, apu apustaja, and karjalan piirakka

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>doesn't proudly wave his giant cock the moment he steps in
Sorry mate.

That looks fuckin great

>towel
>in sauna
Choose one pussy

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Heroes die.

that is where living gods go to die

dont go in unless you are content with your life and are ready to ascend

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go hard or go home fagit. this guy is a true champion

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pic related couldn't take the heat. fucking casual

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Either old folks sitting there for hours or fatties trying to be seductive with their twink boyfriends.

don't make me cry ,_,

>all these replies
>none mentions or even jokes about zyzz
this is how i know you are all underage and newfags

Read the thread newfag

>caring about newfags like zyzz
wew lad

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Sodomy.

I know I’ll have made it when I fuck a big booty gym thot inside of one of these after our workouts.

This thread is turning me onnnnnn
Make me cum?

Literally never going to happen

Bet

Zyzz dying