>cooler is stocked with 1-gallon milk and /SIPS/
>BRAPPERS are kept in the closet where you can enter for a test boost
>pictures of Scooby, Jeff from Athlean, Rippetoe, Zyzz and our BLOATLORD line the wall
>squat racks, free weights and cables only
>all cardio machines are removed
>traps and gay guys get in free (no homo)
>furries are chained and thrown in the closet
>no reps over 5
what else would you like to see?
A Jow Forumsfit/ floor with speeches and marching music in the background, portraits on the walls and flags.
did nazi that coming
>traps and gays get in free
killyourselfmyman.jpg
I said no homo
Her face is bust but god knows I'd fuck her HARD
Nah man I don’t think her face is that bad.
What you don’t see is her huge belly.
Where the fuck is Manlet pit?
>Her face is bust
no way, she's a cutie
thats a bust face to you? high standards virgin
anyone attempting to perform a upright row gets beaten with a barbell, same goes for people witnessing an upright row and not beating the shit out of that person.
Rotator cuff injuries are no joke.
>no rich piano sculpture
Not even a wiggle
no her chest is a bust
her chest is the best part
I think he means literally
>ELEIKO. ELEIKO as far as the eye can see.
>/fraud/ PhD office adjacent to locker room for weekly blood levels testing.
>Nutritionist and physiotherapy offices adjacent reception.
>Sections of gym for /OWG/, /BWG/, and /PWG/. Not separated, just distinct sections.
fuck
god i want to taste her spit
Go for it bro
More like id bust on her chest haha
Haha yeah good one...
>what else would you like to see?
Shitposters like you having their home invaded by operatives from the Jow Forums moderation staff, who rip your internet connection out of the wall, chop up your computer with a fire axe, duct tape you to a chair, and torture you until you sign a legally binding agreement to stay off Jow Forums for life.
...
who is this goddess
The dream
Fuck of Jow Forums. If anything we have a Jow Forumslit/ floor, that's just a library.
Oh, and a manlet pit
imagine licking the sweat from those udders, sweet? maybe. addictive? most definitely sir.
Manlet pit like thunderdome where we can watch them fight
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
... fake eyebrows
>Scooby, Jeff from Athlean, Rippetoe, Zyzz and
our BLOATLORD
Scooby is a literal roiding faggot, jeff is legit, rip is a literal cuck, zyzz wasnt even strong or big and bloatlord is aight
>gym staff is actually qualified and educated lifters and not some pump chaser midgets
>pluck your eyebrows out
>draw them back on with sharpie