I fucked up my back a little bit so before I return to the gym I want to work on social gains a bit...

I fucked up my back a little bit so before I return to the gym I want to work on social gains a bit, I grew up on the chans since my tweens and at 25 I've basically become the taxi driver/bullseye from the daredevil Netflix show

I figure that every day after a light workout I'll take myself to the mall and try and talk to at least one employee in 5 different stores, with a particular focus on women and work on trying to flirt

I've looked up push pull flirting technique but when it comes to making jokes or jabs all I can do is call someone a nigger or a faggot, is there a fast track to overcome this lack of normie humor?

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get a job.

I want her to punch me in the face

I'm not a neet but I am that creepy guy at work

I'm gonna try to talk more at work too

I wish I had a Chad friend that I could follow around the mall all day and just copy everything that he does

Any chads looking at this thread you could probably make an absolute killing of streaming yourself with a body cam going to malls and hitting on women

Are you sure you grew up “on the chans?” cause that reddit spacing is annoying as hell. anyway if you can’t even have normal conversations at work with people you see everyday then there’s probably something wrong with you. my suggestion would be to delve into your hobbies over trying to get better at socializing. get really fucking good at stuff so you don’t have to charm anybody. be the rich autist, not the basement dweller

I think your problem is psychological, youve built up talking to women as some huge thing but really you can just talk to them normally. You dont have to stare and make them feel awkward. Just say hello and if they say hello back start a general conversation likemyou would with anyone else. It really is that easy. Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal user.

I'm just trying to break my insane anti social habits and try to become a normie

Can I help you with anything user?

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Hey there stranger, I'm just wondering if you could help me pick out a gift for my girlfriend, she's been a good girl this year so santas gonna get her somthing special

Btw you've got nice hair, it's pretty like a faggots (smiles)

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>annoying the fuck out of girls who are already miserable at their shitty job
I'm sure you'll strike gold user

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If not starting there then where? And desu were the situations reversed I'd love nothing more than to fuck around with a stranger under the guise of doing my "job"

>that facial structure.
I think that's a "for" instead of a "like".

Read a book on social engineering. That should get you to view socializing as a way to get something you want by manipulating people.

Just skip the whole normie phase and become a grown man. When you approach a woman knowing exactly what you want then you'll have no reason to fear the experience. Just make sure to have a game plan and maybe take a shot or two before you go.

In the beginning you'll fail but that's a part of life. Prepare for it because it's going to happen a lot before you succeed. That's how it goes. If you know you're going to fuck up and just start talking you'll figure out it's not scary at all. Just noises coming out of your mouth.

More or less what your saying

Tbh I want to become somthing like pic related where I'm just a beacon positivity and make people feel special when they're around me, a father to all, a true chad

Well I fucked that up

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Reminder chick in OP's image beat the shit out of her BF's face and the case against her was dropped

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That ass was too fine to be rotting in a cell my man

Your best hope is that she encounters a toll collector

Another before the thread is kill

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what type of faggot let that weak twink beat the shit out him kek

>Beat shit out of BF
She is the BF now

>Kebbell, who is also on the school's swim team and hails from the Isle of Man in the UK, appeared to be in good spirits and even joked about his injuries after the alleged attack earlier this year.
>'The katie thing comes with a broken nose lol,' the six-foot-one, 184-pound athlete wrote on one picture, showing blood streaming out of his nose and into his mouth.
Lanklets never learn.
>inb4 fucked formatting

Talking to women is not different in any way than talking to men.

>I fucked up my back a little bit so before I return to the gym
if you stop training your back will be permanently fucked up
you should continue training with exercises that don't cause pain to rehab your back

Bro your life will be so much easier when you realize that you can talk to women like you talk to dudes.

>reddit spacing
spotted the redditor. this kind of spacing has been used on Jow Forums since before reddit existed. just because you've seen something on your favorite website doesn't meant it's something exclusive to that site