Why don't you shower at the gym?

Who hurt you user?

insecure coping faggot

Because I live literally 2 minutes away from the gym, so i just shower at home.

>be so insecure

Water doesn't get cold enough for me

Gym doesn't have a sauna and I have one at home so..

Because I run on the way home

I possess common sense.

I'm not gay

last time i took a shower at a gym i got a wart on my foot. never again.

>he doesn't sweat so much he can't not have a shower
lazy obese potato shapers detected

I think it's disgusting and I can just as well go at home.

I always shower at the gym. Yes it's full of naked faggot boomers who stare at my ass and dong, but who cares. No one's slapping my ass or shoving their dick in it. I don't want to sit in my car all sweaty, and it feels great exiting the gym clean and smelling good.

Wear shower shoes, you retard.

>Homegym master race

I do , I laugh everytime I see a small-dicked sweatcuck sheepishly walk out of the gym in his filthy state.
I also walk around with my dick free around the lockers , I can see it's making a lot of kunts insecure LMAO

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I don't want others to see my peepee

I like showering at the gym, after the sauna it's nice and refreshing. Plus, I have the satisfaction of knowing that I have saved money on my water/electric and oil bill by utilizing the shower I pay for at the gym.

T. Millenial trying to save money

im not a retarded puritan american who can't stop thinking about other men and gets hard in the shower

Fat powerlifter who sweats drenches all the gym equipment detected

I'm not a homofag unlike you ken

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Fuckin drench u in a minute

Every time at the gym I go into the showers and piss into the drains instead of the urinals.

I dont even shower in the stalls

>yikes
Npc

my house is a 5 minute drive away

I take a shower at home before going and then don't wash until the next workout day.

My gym doesn’t have showers. When I went to LA fitness I didn’t because 1. That would require lugging around a towel and 2. I’d have to bring gel to fix my hair before work

I don’t want other guys to see my tiny peepee

>I’d have to bring gel to fix my hair before work
Damn right, not a single hair styling gel keeps it all in place like an old fashioned sweat

>live a normie Life
>Go to gym
>Do shower there to save time

based and nurglepilled

based

But I do

>Join fitness center that is primarily 20-30 year old women with occasional retiree men
>Fitness center has multiple unisex shower and bathrooms with locking doors.
>Didn't see anything in the agreement regarding inappropriate sexual conduct even if it is consensual.
>One pocket in gym bag is now specifically for condoms/lube

You should shower at the gym OP

My home is less than 5 mins walk from my gym

I can shit in my home shower without people complaining

The showers smell like shit, haven't ever been cleaned. Probably would get a staph infection and severe AIDS.

i do

i have to go home to eat anyways so it cuts out the middle man. i have no problem showering at the gym but it's not convenient.

My house is three lights away

Small penis of course

Pheromone gains

I have a fear of athletes foot. I don’t even show at the beach and I get nervous going into public pool bathrooms without flip flops.

I've never been comfortable being nude with a bunch of dudes

And yet you've never fucked any of them.

different guy but what if i fucked my trap bf in the showers once? :D

Every single guy that showers at the gym is gay or trying to not act gay

>mfw I shower at the work gym
>mfw the VP of my department is there and sees my dick while I'm changing
>mfw I strike up a conversation with him, dick swingin', and he hurries to finish the convo and get on with his workout

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