>Gym retard starts throwing dumbbells around the gym
Gym retard starts throwing dumbbells around the gym
>Gym jester tackles me when I’m squatting and slaps flower on my face
>Staceys giggle
>Gym hall monitor writes me up for benching with elbows flared out
>gym chad hogged the barbbells doing barbell flys again
Why do all retards look like this?
Extra chromosome
>gym bureaucrat wont stamp my squat form after i finished my sets
>gym retard drives around gym in Flintstones car made from barbells and pl8s
>gym pianist won't stop playing Megalovania
>*stands right in front of you while you're trying to look in the mirror during set*
>gym wizard gives me 20xp for throwing a Manlet back into the Manlet pit
>gym manlet cries
>gym greasers finally agree to settle their differences with the gym manlets in an all out brawl by the basketball court
Looks better than you. No acne scars.
>lanket in the smith machine doing less than quarter squats with not even 1pl8 on the bar
>Gym Pirate used up all the kettlebells as cannon ammo
>Gym gimp ties himself up with the resistance bands and keeps asking me to whip him with the weighted jump rope
>gym thot is doing dumbbell deadlifts and making fart noises
>gym braphog is wearing yoga pants with words on the butt
>"stay clear of exhaust"
Not all look like this. Some of them are fat and have blonde hair and are sitting in the white house.
gott'em
Rent free.
Okay.. Now THIS is epic
Busted out laughing after I read this
> good job user
>gym fag is posting on Jow Forums between sets
>Gym grineer are ransacking the squat racks to find the orokin genetic predisposition to heavy lifts
>retards fell for the (((corpus))) meme
>gym taint-tickler tickles my taint during squats again
You’re gonna have a bad time.
Gym rapist walks behind me as I step into the showers
>showering at the gym
How else am I going to get the gym rapist's attention then?
>Leave humanity behind
>Gym necromancer brings me back
>How else am I going to get the gym rapist's attention then?
Fair enough
>gym drummer won't stop blastbeating calf raises
ORANGE
MAN
BAD
>this is me