>christmas coming up soon and the inescapable "where's your girlfriend user?" with it
how do I deal with this bros, I cannot materialize a gf out of my gains
Christmas coming up soon and the inescapable "where's your girlfriend user?" with it
Luis Flores
Isaiah Jackson
why do you care so much you high estrogen faggot
Austin Morris
just tell them you don't have a girlfriend and you are focused on your life right now. don't be autistic you retard
John Ross
Well, why don't you have one?
Aiden Brooks
“Nah i dont have one, too focused on school right now. I dont need extra distractions” is my go to answer. Or just tell them she died and get all sad. That will make people stop asking them type of questions.
Aiden Howard
"I don't even want a gf"
Done, nigger.
Logan Johnson
Good question. I want to know the answer
Jacob Carter
>look of disgust
Aunt Mary omg, what is that under your arm??!!
>auntie panics and checks under arm immediately
>you, look of relief
Oh phew. Nevermind! I’m sorry, it was just your arm flab
>walk away for more egg nog
That should shut her up
Joshua Garcia
Yikes
Liam Peterson
extremely redpilled post
Brandon Rodriguez
You losers are so fucking dumb. I told my parents that I have new gf and that I would being her to Xmas for them to
meet. My mom asked what to get her and I said a $50 Applebee’s giftcard. I’m going to show up and grab my usual gifts plus this bonus $50 giftcard and tell them my “gf” couldn’t make it because she is sick, but I’ll give it to her for them. Then I’ll just break up with my “gf” before they get a chance to meet her.
Sebastian Howard
Ask them why would you want a thirsty femoid slobbering over your gains, then fight your father and ruin your family reunion, again.
Henry King
>tfw inescapable "did you get a job yet user?"
Cooper Flores
Just don’t speak to your extended family faggot
Noah Evans
Okay but why Applebee’s
Dominic Jones
I've already cut all contacts with my family, do it doesn't matter to me.
Leo Lee
i have been riding the "studying is too much work to get a fulltime gf."-wave.
Shit is coming to a close in a few years. I will need another excuse in near time
Brody Perez
>comon son why dont you invite your gf over
>uhh.. leave him alone he is shy
>look how handsome and big he is
>show them son
>lmao he must be gay wtf
Make them stop..
Jose Ross
You then ofcourse proceed to show them Johnny Mgtow latest video rant and preach the hive mind over the christmas table
Elijah Martin
> applebees
Bruh you could just get a $50 walmart gift card and buy $50 worth if microwave dinners and have the same effect
Dominic Hall
>Crypto ?
>What's Crypto, Son?
Sebastian Morgan
You have to make it believable. What parent wants to give out a Walmart giftcard? I said we eat out a lot and get the 2 for $20 at Applebee’s. My mom said that is perfect because she liked the idea of paying for us to have a nice dinner date out on them. Also if you buy a $50 giftcard then you get an extra $10 giftcard for free. So at least my parents are getting that $10 out of it.
Julian Thomas
>tfw chrstimas coming up soon
>i'm alone as usual
>no plans
>coworkers ask me what i'm doing
>literally the same thing every year, lifting and browsing Jow Forums
>coworkers are going on vacations with their family usually
>tfw 33 year old khv
>haven't celebrated christmas, received gifts, given gifts, ever in my life
>never been "out" on NYE
what do
Asher Howard
but I have a fiance
Brandon Campbell
bro, your trash if a "nice dinner date" means taking your imaginary gf to applebee's. at least take her to fucking olive garden or something.
Jace Wright
Just smirk a little and say
>which one of them?
and then start laughing
Matthew Campbell
i'm 20 and no one in my family has ever asked me if I had a gf. we get together on holidays, but its just a fucking joke, none of us are close at all. it makes me feel so depressed and atomized being with them and feeling like i'm with a bunch of strangers. the only reason I even go is because my mom would probably get butthurt if I didn't. this year I might actually just say fuck it and not go and go to Mass instead, which will probably be even more depressing to go to alone
Carson Long
>*them knowing you're an incel and were just making fun of you by asking where's your gf*
>>you'll find someone soon, don't lose hope
Zachary Murphy
>2018
>Giving a shit about wahmen.
lmao. What a beta pussy s0yb0y
Brandon Martin
I was going to invite you to come hang out if you're in CA but then I remembered I have plans
Leo Wood
Charles Reed
kek, that is golden user
Christian Morris
A nice dinner date because there would hypothetically be extra money that could be used for drinks, dessert, etc. Olive Garden is microwaved trash and why would I want carb filled pasta? Applebee’s is really close to me and I can just roadside pickup some steaks.
Matthew Morales
Kek
Connor Brown
based and 2dpilled
Lucas Turner
I broke and installed tinder. I used some good pictures and swiped untill I found a good match.
There's some good options out there, you just gotta go get them because they won't jump into your lap.
Julian Nguyen
Age old question answered: Does gains give you women, answer seem to be no.
Xavier Jenkins
olive garden is nicer than applebee's. I cannot imagine a girl ever thinking applebee's is "nice," but I have heard multiple girls say olive garden is. they like it for some reason
Ayden Green
Fpbp
Dylan Adams
>christmas coming up
>for the past few years since my parents died I get really fucking depressed and try to kill myself like a bitch
>started lifting this year
>feel really good and don't actually feel depressed yet
Has it not hit me yet bros? What should I do on christmas? I'm planning on going to the gym if it's open or lifting at home if it's closed.
Justin Rodriguez
how'd they die?
Parker Cox
Now this is epic
Landon Miller
Some guy tried to rob them in a dark alley and accidentally shoot them.
Nathan Fisher
fuck man, that's rough. hope you don't get depressed this year.
but hey maybe you could become batman or something
Lucas Torres
Get a bf.
Henry Foster
>but hey maybe you could become batman or something
too bad i fucking fear bats, since i was little kiddo and fallen into a cave full of them.
Daniel Lewis
why do you think you need to explain to your family that you don't have a gf if they never helped you become a man capable of attracting a girl?
Jace Sanders
based and batmanpilled
Ian Jackson
But I don’t have a gf, I don’t want pasta and Olive Garden is two towns away. Let me eat my Applebee’s steak in peace, faggot.
Isaiah Campbell
>but hey maybe you could become batman or something
keep this shit on r*ddit
Dylan Morgan
REMINDER TO FIT:
Christmas is a good time to find cute twinks to fuck. They all are thinking same thing - its up yo you to show them that they don't need a gf but someone to fuck their smoll asses.
Colton Scott
>be 18
>graduate
>start looking for minimum wage job like the cuck I am
>come home from interview
>mom is dead on the floor in bathroom
>to this day no clue how she died
>death certificate said heartattack
>have to live with my dad now
>year later he gets cancer
>take care of him until he eventually dies that year
Also
I am not fucking batman but wish I was.
Aaron King
Baaaased
Jeremiah Brown
>keep this shit on r*ddit
Make me, sissy bitch.
Aaron Clark
Were they dancing with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Isaiah James
Jesus
Cameron Carter
WELL, YOUR FAMILY IS GONNA THINK YOU'RE A SHITTY BF. DO YOU REALY WANT YOUR FAMILY THINKING YOU'RE TAKING YOUR GF TO APPLEBEE'S? ITS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT, ITS ABOUT WHAT SHE WAN'TS YOU RETARD.
Wyatt Reed
Has it ever occurred to you that if you weren't such a goddamned fucking whiny little needy cunt all the time then maybe people would WANT to be around you? Or are you so addicted to being an attention-seeking little bitch that you just can't stop yourself?
You're disgusting and pathetic. Clean up your shit, fucktard.
Charles Parker
>no clue how she died
>death certificate said heartattack
Austin Scott
sorry to hear that bro. You gotta be a big guy to tough that out
Justin Lewis
Fit is so pussy whipped that they white knight for the mere concept of a female.
Kevin Roberts
Let me redpill you:
Your mom killed herself because you were a complete and utter failure. It's all your fault. If you were a taller, better looking, smarter, she would be still alive.
SHAME ON YOU, you matricide bastard. Fucking Orestes scum.
Hudson White
Thanks for making me laugh user. Also fuck you buddy.
Sebastian Gray
>have had to tell family for years that I'm single at Christmas time
>this year I get to change that
Is this what /makingit/ feels like bros?
Based and redpilled
Tyler Anderson
You shut your mouth about Applebee’s! When is the last time you’ve seen drunk chicks making out at an Olive Garden, you homo!
Gabriel Cook
exactly, applebee's is for trash. olive garden is classy (by comparison)
Liam Gutierrez
My imaginary gf is on keto. I would be a bad bf if I took her for pasta and cheap wine.
Owen Moore
>best girl Mio isn't shown
Almost, user.