OH SHIT FAGGOT!! You grunted 2 decibels above the average newborn kitten's meow and as you brought the bar down at the...

OH SHIT FAGGOT!! You grunted 2 decibels above the average newborn kitten's meow and as you brought the bar down at the end of your rep a pen fell out of your pocket so now THE FUCKING LUNK ALARM IS SOUNDING OFF! Everyone is looking at you and the planet fartness employees have secured all the exits. What do you do?

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Continue lifting like a chad

Everyone in the gym is closing in on you to confiscate your weights and gallon of water

Roll for perception check

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You rolled 4

Ez bar + resistance band = home made longbow. Fire some Olympic bars at them

Roll for accuracy.
Rolls are based on the last number of your post. Dubs double the base value trips triple and so on.

Rolling. Let’s slay some hambeasts

I'd like to make a dex check to disable the lunk alarm. Then i'd like to make a stealth check to evade the planet fatness employees. What weapon options am i looking at?

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>Grab nearest barbell
>Strip down to boxers
>Use barbell as a spear and fight my way out of the gym

Rolling a athletics check to find the nearest weight tree and start chucking pl8s at the approaching employees.

Screech at them and take my dumbells back to my nest to finish my workout.

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And if any of the small 25s are available I'll throw them like a discus

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Everyone else in the gym is a dyel so I'm not too concerned

>grunt like a bottom getting reamed by Kimbo Slice
>lunk alarm never goes off
Do some locations just not have it hooked up or?

360 walk away

I grunt everyday. Nothing happens, now if you're just being an annoying faggot and its obvious you're grunting just to be stupid then of course you're going to be told off

Is it true they don't have barbells?

I use my 5-gallon water jug that I drink throughout my day to fight off the employees

t. shit looking faggot that can't bench or squat 225 pounds

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE OVERWEIGHT SECURITY GUARD

HIT POINTS = 6000
Last 2 digits = your damage
Dubs = regenerates to full health
Trips = brings down to 1 HP
QUADS: he activated the pizza bomb and blows Jow Forums up


Good luck niggers

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I deal damage.

Damage

Damage

why would you want to leave?

What happens when the alarm goes off? You are told to leave or what?

No more pizza for you.

Drop the plates off one end of the bar and stand there ready to crush some skulls with my barbell warhammer, swoljnir

pizza time

Piss on the lunk alarm then leave

Damage

They don't have bars. Only smith machines. Wut do now

Wouldn't his digits mean he rolled a 9 faggot

Damage

LETS GO

DAMAGE

Damage, what else would I do?

LET'S DO LE DAMAGE

Smith my own bar and use that.

HP: 5,964
HP: 6,000
HP: 5,988
HP: 6,000
HP: 5,992