Lose Xmas Gut

It’s not even Xmas yet and I have a Xmas gut. How am I supposed to lose it?

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That looks like last Christmas's gut decided to extend the celebrations about 360 days.

Eat less food you fat fuck

Easier said than done

Then stay fat, retard.

Your right hand man titty is undergoing cellular replication. You have cancer.

Too many double quarter pounders for you mate

Do OMAD. It's impossible to overeat if you're eating just once, unless you're a Boogie-tier pig.

just fast while drinking white monster or green tea

caffeine destroys my appetite

Dude you clearly have looked like this for a few years

No one said it was easy

> double quarter

Looks more like all year round gut.

Calories In, Calories out
Just eat 300gr of sugar every day, it's the easiest way.
that's around 1200calories so you'll start losing fat and be healthy in no time
plus your gut will heal because no food in there . lol :-)

Oh look, it's another fat fuck who knows that he has to eat less to drop weight but he refuses to do this and keeps on looking for a quick magic solution.

You are so fat that it will take you at least a year of straight up cutting to get lean. Better start now and maybe you will lose xmas gut before xmas 2019

Drink more water. Find an appetite suppressing supplement.

Eat more protein. Less carbs and fat.

Im currently bulking on OMAD. Ita possibke, but pleasure is something else.

>his tit literally folds over itself
hello loose skin city

I seriously don't know how people get this fat, is it something that happens after your 20s?

I couldn't gain this much fat if I tried.

I thought the same thing too, was VERY athletic in high school.

Booze, women, rich foods...

was this fat in hs now lean
its purely diet imo

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STOP EATING FATASS

Here you go.
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Thats going to take atleast 6months to get off. Your best hope is to make it your new years goal to have it off by xmas 2020

>6 months

Or just fast for a month.

It’s actually very easy to get this fat. One meal leads to another and here I am

Step 1: stop assigning 'cute' and innocent terms with something that took a very long time to cultivate. You are obese, you didn't just overeat once at Christmas and look like that.
Step 2: Eat less, faggot.

By not waiting til December as an excuse to call your gut an 'xmas gut' because you're just fat

He’s not obese. He’s overweight

READ THE STICKY

LOL you can’t even see his fingers you stupid stupid cunt

>Xmas gut
That's a obese-since-childhood-approximately-20-year gut. Disgusting

That fat double chin suggests how much food goes into that mouth

Recomp. That's the only thing that will save you.
You'll end up doing it eventually after wasting more time and getting more fat.

Do it now, or neck yourself

>doesn't know about the Italian

Lurk more newfag.

lmao, just like shut your mouth, nigga. How hard can it be?