What's your reason you browse here, user?

Blue and become best day trader in history

This, all the others shit except maybe blue

Bacause this board is the closest to real social interaction I’ll get for 1 year and all I’ll do during that time span is lift and play videogames.

Also, I’ll press the blue one to do things that would harm me in the long run but bring me joy short term.

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Blue button. Literally the best option.

Grey nigger

I feel like I already pressed the gray button.

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Purple. And I'm smashing the button till you take it from me.

Purple Id go to some shit hole middle eastern er african country and see if the midgets would take power from their shitskins.
I need time at work to go by quicker and all I do is lift

Nice reasoning. I like using this site to connect with people too, even if with total strangers.

This many niggers not picking red, why? I don't think you understand how fucking powerful it is

Let's assume perfect nutrition. You'd spend like what, 15 dollars a day for food? That's 5500 dollars a year FREE money. Not only that, but toilet paper as well. And water. But most importantly, not requiring sleep gives you LITERALLY 33% more life. That's invaluable. And if you're gay, your ass is always perfectly clean for the dicking

>Red
>productivity increases by 1500%
>no longer need to douche before getting dicked down
Anyone who doesn't pick red is an idiot

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Based and purplepilled.

I come here because I lift weights, box, roller blade, and enjoy talking about these things and the sphere of things related to them.

It sounds like you should fucking leave, OP, since you don't lift and don't seem to have any interest in posting about fitness.

Also, green is the best option because you can just invent a new way of communicating with people.

Red is by far the most practical but I know I would just use the extra time to shitpost more

but eating and pooping is fun

>green
>make the rest possible using my newly attained intelligence

Purple, assuming I can spawn midgets at will anytime. It would be like having a stand. If I’m about to get shot or punched I’d spawn a couple hundred midgets between me and the attacker as a shield, or I could throw a punch and have 1000 midgets spawn out of my fist to hit harder. Imagine getting chased and spawning a sea of midgets, like 100s of 1000s of midgets. They’d pile up on each other, no one could move

No reason, you're here forever

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My reason I'm browsing here is because I want to see what other people are doing. I want to hear different people's thoughts on things. And there is some fun stuff in here which I enjoy. Pic unrelated but I would pick the red one. Because you don't waste your time on useless shit. And you can improve yourself and use that time for better things.

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Red or blue

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Also there's literally no downside to yellow. I'd press that button every minute on the minute

Fag.

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Green
Already can't communicate. Would use the IQ to manipulate people wordlessly and have lots of money and flesh puppets to suck my dick or whatever, like a more hedonist Johan Liebert that just wants to chill

Honestly green. I'm socially inept anyways and never go outside except for the gym. It would be nice to be smart.

orang or blue are the best choices
but id still pick grey

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Definitely this. Blue seems like it could lead to crushing guilt for not using it like a superhero to prevent every disaster before it happens, but it's clearly the most powerful.
Red would be very practical and has no real downsides.

>>productivity increases by 1500%
Or you could pick blue and get obscenely rich from trading crypto

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>have an opportunity to get a what is essentially a superpower
>but muh money
lmao

>not picking pink
Would be nice. Dont have to browse all over to get my memes.

time travel is pretty sick tho

I lift and like the humor. Back in the olden times, the cbt threads used to have lots of nice pics worth saving. Guys and gals would post more nudes for my archive. Now everyone is soggy with small bulges, even cheekie is gone.

Posted constantly between 2010 and 2014

Still love you fags but rarely find my way here anymore

>I'm here cause I'm a little gay. Don't lift yet.
kill yourself right now

pink

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If I choose red, do I still get to add to my gains or does this just ensure I don't emaciate?

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>I'm here cause I'm a little gay. Don't lift yet.
Start lifting and go the whole mile. Be the gayest you can be

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wrong. I can become a milionare/billionare with Blue

All these other fucking normies saying blue to beat the stock market. This user saying blue to get away with enjoying rape and murder.

>go back in time
>can't change anything and be stuck in a time loop forever

Red says that you're not REQUIRED to piss or shit, so your digestive system still probably works.
Also that means you can still piss and shit for pleasure, but I wouldn't know why you'd do that haha

Ayy lmao

Obviously red.

I enjoy dreaming mate.
For me it's either blue or orange

>crushing guilt for not using it like a superhero to prevent every disaster before it happens
Only if you're low iq

Use blue to win the lottery, DUH

>use money to create superpowers

Why do I need purple when I can just go to the gym?
Blue for serious; pink for lulz.

My literal sides

Blue for those time travel Jow Forums gains, would also be useful in an emergency if you or someone else were ever badly injured. You could do crazy dangerous stuff too, like those skydiving with one of those flying suits, or driving through Detroit.

Orange is the only other good choice, red is out because I like eating, sleeping, pissing and shitting. Grey for the space weed might be cool though.

lmao at all these retards posting, just press the blue button and go back in time and take your pick between red green and orange. too easy honestly.

and i dont know, fit has kinda become shit, i wish there was more programming related, diet related and aesthetics related threads with actual evidence behind them, no just
>how much do need lift to get gf???
>nofap is change my life!!
>(feel thread with barely any relation to fitness)

desu I 100% am gonna use it every time it's 2 am and I just crave a couple crunchy mint m&ms so I go back to the day before and order it on Amazon same day shipping...

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Blue so i can take my exams tomorrow, go back and find out the answers to 100% them

>Programming related
Boooooring... Also >Diet related
Do you mean boogie threads? Because we have them.
>Aesthetic related
N...no homo

Almost caught me there with them awlkuard angles, b.. what else ya got chin?

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Blue:
>Wait for Powerball numbers to be drawn
>Go back in time 1 day
>Get Powerball ticket, win big
>Do this every couple years, never have to work again
>Meanwhile take Powerball money, put it in a high-risk, high-return investment portfolio
>Go back in time 1 day every week, look at the market, use data to fine-tune portfolio
>Over several years become richest man alive
>Use money to influence world politics, countries everywhere
>End poverty, end war, end oppression, end racism
>Continue to build my resources, power-base
>Eventually become de-facto influence in the world, the power-behind-the-scenes that drives everything
>New Golden Age of Man is born
>Drive research into practical fusion technology
>Drive development of space travel technologies
>Colonize the Moon and Mars, Jovian moons, the asteroid belt
>Humanity now has room to breathe and live!
>Drive research into faster-than-light theory and technology, build starships
>Explore and colonize our galaxy!
>Humanity expands itself into the Thousand Worlds of Known Space
>Finally find and meet starfaring alien civilzations, are welcomed by them
>Mankind becomes part of a galactic civilization!
>Prosperity of Humankind unprecedented
>Our numbers grow into the hundreds of billions, our species' survival guaranteed for hundreds of thousands of years
>No one ever knows that it's all because of one man with a special gift
Sign me up.

Purple. Spawn an infinite number of midgets that collapse into a black hole and kill everyone.

Get blue
Then go back in time and get red, orange, and grey

I see red as most practical for day-to-day use. Imagine in essence living 33% more life than other people since you no longer go inactive at night. 25 more years to do what you want.

Blue button is tempting, but only adds maybe 7 years to your waking life, assuming you have it since birth. You do get a second chance every week, but you could just fuck things up a second time or just generally make things worse, and it will be permanent. Still tempting, but I choose red. Nonstop shitposting here I come.

Stopped reading at end racism

AYY LMAO

So your literal dream is to become soros....

Also how could you possibly think you’d remain secret?

Rope hangs x f for degenerates

This.

Orange. Some information is more priceless than time.

AYY LMAO

>Would use the IQ to manipulate people wordlessly and have lots of money and flesh puppets to suck my dick or whatever, like a more hedonist Johan Liebert that just wants to chill
in real life high IQ isn't a fucking superpower like in hollywood movies you absolute fucking brainlet

An IQ of 500 makes no metabolic sense

>brainlet
Yea that's why I want the IQ god damn. For such a smart person you should have caught that

why do so few pick green

>how could you possibly think you’d remain secret?
Money can buy you that, too.

This

Stopped reading at end racism.

How do you do that? Kill everyone and leave one race alive?

red or orange because im selfish and insecure lmao

Ingroup preference is endemic to literally every race. The only actual ways to end racism are: everyone forms ethnostates, ethnic cleansing on a global scale or drugging literally every person on earth permanently.

Anyone that doesn't take the blue pill is a retard. Imagine being able to go back in time 1 day and being able to invest in whatever company made good gains that today knowing exactly which company you can invest in. I'd be a billionaire in no time. After that I'd just live my life and use it for whatever small mistakes I made

Because nobody can possibly know what having an IQ of 500 actually means. Look at it as an exponential function, and then consider that that number is more than double of the highest ever recorded or estimated IQs. Maybe it means you could control individual organs in your body, maybe it means you could imagine more than 3 dimensions. It doesn't make much sense.

There was one of those super genius kids in my brither's year at primary school. According the news story on him he was over 200IQ. He was basically idiot savant-tier. He was studying maths at MIT when he was in year 6 but could barely write a cohesive sentence and sperged out worse than egg guy in social situations.

I'd assume 500IQ would be barely functional.

I'm here because I have no life and I'm depressed, but also as a daily reminder that so long as I'm not working I should be lifting, running, or fasting

I would use the blue button to rape whoever I want

Cringe. Only do it to the ones who ask for it.

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How do you.expect a dog.to ask for.it?

who in the fuck would pick yellow

If you lost your virginity this way and went back in time to undo it, would you still be a virgin?

Weird. Does this turn you on? It’s my bitch.

Then again I have fapped to hairy women, lesbian spitting and forced sex videos, so who am I to judge.

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Egg guy? Is this “you can’t leave until you eat this entire bowl of eggs” guy?

Read Ted Chiang's "Understand"

>Asking the questions that matter.

It was a joke weirdo

Yes

Because we on Jow Forums have an average IQ of over 9000 so lmao @ u that would be a downgrade for most of us. Get in the pit brainlet. Dummy. Retard. Nincompoop.

user just wants to watch you fuck his dog dudde