ITT: Why you started lifting

Used to be skinny, used to get rejected. Got big, went down the list of all the girls that rejected me, fucked them all, then carried on lifting because I enjoyed it. Made face gains coming into my 20s so now I don’t even need to lift to get pussy, but I do it anyway.

Just due to lack of productivity, I just got my shit together a few weeks ago which i why as I mentioned I'm finally starting to get over her. Still seeing her stupid posts on social media about wanting a bf now that she's taken enough dick doesn't help. She texted me the other day too and I was strong enough to resist her hinting at wanting me to be her beta bitch bf (she doesn't know about my lifting so it's not like she'd be coming to me bc she's attracted to the new me, thinks I'm the same beta faggot). I'd fuck the shit out of her if I got the chance, but I don't want to be personally involved with her one bit and I will get over her it's just gonna take a bit more time.

my mom called me a fat stinking fuck an it hurt my feelings

I wanted to be like Johnny bravo and Goku.

Dude, please, respond and meet up for coffee or drinks or something. Dress yourself in your Sunday's best, maybe a tight dress shirt with the sleeves cuffed over them juicy ceps, and some Chino shorts or some shit. Blow her fucking mind for one date, and then tell her you've got two other dates to catch and you fucking ghost her dumbass.
I've done this with every ex of mine and the feeling is true closure.

When summer comes around user, it's puffer coat season here in Canada

No excuses. I'm from Northern Minnesota and it's t-shirt weather down to -10F.

There are millions of good looking girls, don't waste your energy crying over the good looking ones with a shit personality. If she had even a lick of loyalty then you'd have something to get upset over.

This, one thousand fucking times. Make it thousand and one.

Got sick of being myself. Got sick of being alone. Got sick of falling for women that i'll never have anything with. Remembered how being even dyel in my youth was better than I was now.

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To be harder to kill.

In the middle of this self-loathing right now. Like 8/10 girls have called me hot and/or sexy the past few years, one called me a "god" after fucking, girls have approached me at bars, all the good shit I think most men want, but I still feel all the insecurity from highschool. I still feel like I'm this worthless garbage, and it still stings when I can feel people's eyes on me. Tired of the shallow women that say the things that I want a stable woman to tell me. Nowhere near my body goals, nowhere near my financial goals, and nowhere near my relationship goals. They should all follow suit after the body goals, but goddamn the hump is hard to get over.

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I got a gf and I wanted to be the best I could be for her.
She broke up with me...

/thread

to carry that weight...

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>I still feel all the insecurity from highschool. I still feel like I'm this worthless garbage

I'm past the point of ever feeling like this will go away. I'm still far as fuck away from my goals and I've never slept with a girl I've felt was attractive. I decided i'd raise my standards and become better and since then i've been completely alone for the past six years.

It's been my experience through every ruined attempt at dating, relationships, or courting that I am no longer an athiest, for surely god does not exist, but I am in hell.

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unironically this. Or maybe I started lifting for myself in the first place because I was desperately heartbroken and depressed at the time. Lifting helped me actively build something.

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Some strong man came to my school in middle school and tore a phone book in half and did some other cool shit, also dragon ball.

I wanted to become a started on my high school football team.
I never did. But I realized I loved training so much more than football.

80s-90s wrestling

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I want to have a cool body, and my work has a free gym.

Because at the end of high school, when i was a 6'7" lanklet I was a twig. I was in severe danger of blowing over in a strong wind. 180 lb wasnt going to cut it, so I started eating and lifting. A year and a half later im 225 lb, and 2 inches taller. So I still have a ways to go.

forgot image

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>6'9"
Fucking giantlets meandering around I swear

>implying 6'9" is tall

Unbelievably based.

tell me about it.
not even joking I had two uncles that were 7' and 7'6" respectively. They called the smaller one Tiny. It seems lame now, seeing as how overdone that joke is, but the "smaller" one got picked on at bars alot for his height, and his brother would hang around because he liked to fight. Someone would mess with tiny, and they both would kick his ass. Next thing I know, I start to get into the "tall" range and they both pass the nickname to me. Fuck me right?

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Because I made a fool of myself over a girl. I still think about what happened sometimes, it makes me want to go back in time and beat myself stupid, but on the other hand I wouldn't be where I am now if I hadn't done what I did.

so i could eat more of these bad boys

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Jesus Christ, man. I was proud of being 6'10".

christ. you're like shaq

The best fast food sandwich.

Jesus you're a giant, how tall are your parents?

Rich told me so
Thanks Rich

I like you the way you are, you seem like a good guy. No homo.

cuz im fat

Mother is 5'10 Dad is at least 6', but ive never met him so its up in the air. Dont know why he left...

Milkman was a fucking giant tho.

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DELETE THIS NOW

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not a standard doorway btw. its a bit shorter + I had boots on.

FUCK, this is in reference to I Cant fucking type.
It was also almost a year ago now, b4 lifting really got serious.

You have a calling to eat as much as possible and get as big as possible. Literally eat 6 meals a day user.

Aim for Space Marine mode.

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unironically bane posting

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You genuinely made me laugh really hard. Have a (you)

Gf of 4 years dumped be out of nowhere back in May.

bump

>those legs

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based post

jesus fucking christ that soda

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I feel you

My child had epileptic fits and I swore an oath to become strong if I had to lift him when he grew up.

He is better now but I did not give up lifting. Will continue to get stronger to prepare for bad times when they are upon me my brothers.

So I lift for my boy.

What kind of girls do you like, user?

The kind that will date me.

but im not exactly socially confident, and i dot get out much, so women terrify me.

She didn't deserve you.

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What hobbies do you have? Are you interested in continuing the white race?

I lift, and i have a talent for grip-sports (go figure)

I cook, it helps for food intake (4.5k calories a day btw)

White chicks are priority, yes. I dont think I would date a black woman (sheer preference, not really racially motivated)

and I do a bit of blacksmithing in the summer, but now that its cold the forge is disassembled.

anything else? ask away!

Went from 164 to 182 in high school for wrestling. Didn’t wanna lose the muscle mass, so I keep lifting. My older brother has crazy shredded abs , so I decided to make my shoulders,lats, arms, and thighs bigger than his. I’m barely any bigger now (6”1 at 194 lbs) but I’m progressing & need to return to bench (Maxed our at 205 senior year, probably can only do 114 currently).

[spoiler]I also wanna cosplay as Goku[/spoiler]

How old are you? Do you like any nerdy things?

19, I play dungeons and dragons! Im a DM.

I also play league of legends
im a zoe main

>tfw no giant Jow Forums bf to play dnd with
It's too bad you're so young, you sound really cute.

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I eat Zoe's ass with my Syndra mid/Kennen top. Straight fucking ass ate.
Now kith.

kys fagget

sorry senpai, The feeling's mutual. If I could find someone interested in me that was my age, fuck. I would be down for fucking anything at this point
Too bad i play support zoe. straight up had a 85 percent winrate in ranked (it was low elo tho, mid gold) Then they gutted her. over, and over, and over. Now she gets her ass ate by soraka.

Kys. Fag.

I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN TYPE SENPAI WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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>continuing the white race
>fag
That's not how that works.

No (You)s for this loving father? come on Jow Forums

They dropped her and essentially OP'd Soraka, so don't feel too bad. I get bitched at endlessly for playing shit like Rammus bot, so fuck em, play her somewhere weird like jung.

I started lifting around 2015 because this streamer I used to watch play OSRS was pretty jacked and inspired me. Fast forward to now and I still watch him but he's a full time WoW streamer and doesn't lift anymore because it occupies too much time I guess. Feels bad to see your initial inspiration quit like that. I'm sure he'll find his way back to the weight room some day.

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jesus, how new are you?

I'm dumping my top tier Celt genes into a half black girl and making absolute savages. They're going to have the muscle and bone density of my ancestors and the heart/lungs of an African. Y'all can keep inbreeding though, whatever.

>GF of 3 years cheated on me
>ran often, lost the weight
>enlisted in the military
>now i lift for uncle Sam

Been losing my way a bit, im trying to stay motivated but some days are difficult

Thanks user

>being this new

I don’t
I’m still looking for a reason

Ive been lurking for about a year or two, had no idea words were magically transcribed to other ones. Now i know

senpai

>now i lift for uncle sh'muel
ftfy

Also, we've gone this long and no one has asked for dick measurements. Im kinda proud of yall.

I'm 7x5, 6'2 on a bulk, play Rammus as bot sometimes and have a back fetish. You're welcome.

a... a back fetish?

excuse me?

i'm 6'2 with 7.25x5.25 and I hate women.

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I like girls with muscular backs, yes. Swimmer's destroy my dick. Think about that, you dubs-gettin gangly fuck.

I learn more with every passing day. I like girls with some long fucking legs. I went through a phase where all I could think about was getting put in a leg lock and smashed up against some amazon's cunt. But i guess a back fetish is understandable.
good for you, Im glad i brought this up

user they weren't talking about Male-Female relations. It was a dude saying he wished he could have banged that other 19 year old dude.

>muh inbreeding
Sounds like the type of white cuck who's proud to race mix. And obviously anything that's part nigger will be a savage. If anyone is inbred it's Muslims.

but how big is the giant guys dick tho?

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To be fair, I kind of assumed that was a female. But hey, what do i know, im a 19 year old newfag.
8.5ish on a good day.
I did the toilet paper roll thing, and could get half my head in it tho, so maybe not that thick? I have no idea. I dont have a flexible measure.

It wasn't a dude, it was the same user who was asking him questions.

>tfw he's a giant, but his dick is only a bit bigger than average
i can live with this mogging

>8.5
>only a bit bigger than average

If it makes you feel even better, my dick looks average/small on me because of how big I am. So sending nudes that involve my hands would make most chicks assume I have a normal sized dick. Ive given this alot of thought.