FPH

>disproportionate amount of labor
>cutting a fucking cake slice

How do I filter tripfags?

Lol those are some huge stretch marks

There needs to be a way to filter newfags

Somewhere over your head.

>43 stone
How much is that in American?

Thank you. I need this more than ever around the holidays.

google it

Why dont you filter my cock before I insert it into your ass?

Quit being cheap and buy the Jow Forums Platinum account. Best money I ever spent desu

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Op here, anybody have any good fatty stories from thanksgiving to share?

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Is this what passes for banter over on reddit?

1 stone=14 freedom units

>Europeans make fun of American units because “arbitrary”
>England has arbitrary weight unit
>literally only country on earth to use stone

goddamnit Jow Forums I will be home at parent's for a week for Christmas....and my mom always makes a shitton of food and cookies and fucking eggnog and there will be beer and bourbon...keep these threads alive!

This makes me kind of sad but also laugh
>fatty secretary from work has been trying to lose weight
>eats chicken and brocolli everyday for lunch
>she challenged her family to quit sweets and only to eat clean for 2 months leading up to Thanksgiving
>I told her she should train her stomach and sneak a few cheat meals before the big day.
>she isn't hearing any of it
>thanks giving rolls around
>the usual spread:pies, cakes, candies, turkey, ham, dolphin. They went all out.
>her snapchat story for the next few days is just her fishing for sympathy
>throwing up off and on because she shocked her and her whole family's digestive systems

I want to say the thin one is 150 lbs, while the hippo is 150 kg...

But the hippo looks heavier then that...

Buy a cheap barbell and weight set from a big box store and make crazy curlbro gains for christmas

I genuinely feel bad for the other girl. What a brutal mog.

Do tons of bodyweight exercises. Double your push ups. Double your sit ups. Planks, dips, mountain climbers, squats, lunges etc etc

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>meme diet advertised in meme magazine
wow who would have thought

sounds like she was genuinely trying at least, fuck you for making fun of her and trying to derail

>being so fat you keep snacks in the bathroom so you can keep eating while on the shitter

Why do fat people even bother?

Fuck off faggot. I warned her because she's my friend. But she's messed up in the head

*SNIIIIFFFF*

she'll enter an infinite loop if she's not careful

I know only two ways of loosing 18 lbs in 72 hours:
>liposuction
>dehydration
I've unwillingly done the last one, lost 25 lbs in one week due to the Noro-virus and I wasn't that far from death at that point...

There is no way to create a 63000 kcal deficite in that time, we are talking about 21000 kcal deficite/day or 875 kcal/hour.
That is like 72 hours of non-stop cardio, that is how you an hero.

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lmao those choco sticks she's got are based tho

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>Be American Soldier in 1944
>Storm the beaches of Normandy to liberate Europe for the jews and smash the fash
>Get hit by an MG42 burst
>Bleed out
>Last moments of my consciousness I get a glimpse of America 70 years from now
>See this
>God dammit Roosevelt.

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KEK

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No; there are no good fatty stories to share because there are no good fatties

damn this bitch actually looks like a manatee

602 in Freedom Pounds

Pretty sure they meant coke and not water

When has it become ok to display your degeneracy so openly?

>Parks in the middle of the road so it can grab its between-snacks snack

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Not her but why shouldn't it be?

>can't fuck without losing breath
>"let's just cuddle"
Just fucking lol

>designs restaurant to cater to nurse fetishes and kill fatties faster

How is this not based and redpilled?

You forgot amputation

help i am fat how do i lose weight oops the answer is eat less oh wait i am already doing that and successfully losing weight but i will still post here and ask you how do i lose weight because i feel like i am not losing weight considering i have lost over a hundred pounds and am still fat and it's very frustrating but i'm going to keep going so don't worry but how do i lose weight even though i am already doing it but please help how do i do it

It looks like a scene from a fucking dystopic movie.

Because the owner's actions has been labeled "Controversial" Instead of "Doing God's work"

> Imagine living in their alternate reality.

I don't think the thin one is much over 120.

Whenever a europoorean makes fun of our system I point out the following
1000 ms = 1 second
60 seconds = 1 minute
60 minutes = 1 hour
24 hours = 1 day
365 days = a year
10 years is a decade
Etc etc so why is abritrary not an issue there is let’s look at temperature. Celsius is based on the triple point of Vienna Standard Mean Ocean Water (VSMOW), a specially purified water at 101.325 kpa

Which is retarded and arbitrary as all hell and is why their scale is shit
0 - Water Freezes - Cold
25 - Warm
50 - Near Death
75 - Dead
100 - Dead

They also have to use decimal cucks for their thermostats because of the retarded lack of percussion. Fahrenheit is based on actual human perceptions like the rest of freedom units. Thus the scale is perfect for day to day use
0 - Very cold (Freezing point of brine)
25 - Cold
50 - OK
75 - Warm
100 - Hot (Melting point of white chocolate)

Fuck you nigger she’s actually trying and your just trying to fuck her over with cheat meals etc

Dumb mobile poster.

>this is the level of mental illness that breeds fatties

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Nice rebuttal

>the time it takes for the earth to make a complete rotation and the time it takes for the earth to go around the sun is arbitrary

imagine being an ameribrain

This is hilarious

Says the moron with zero reading comprehension

>grrr h8 making things simpler with base 10
it doesn't matter for most everyday things but you should stop taking pride in being a fucking retard

ytes i am mentally ill but wat do inb4 eat less +exercise i already do that

On the right

It doesn’t make anything simpler for day to day use, only scientists benefit from it. We can accurately measure rooms, objects, volume etc without any tools.

We use our feet to measure how many feet something is, our knuckles to measure inches, and a coffee cup for cups. Converting almost never happens on a daily basis, people stick to one standard for measurements:

Rooms: Square Feet
TVs/Monitors: Inches
Distance: Miles
Land: Acres
Drinks: Fl Oz
Weight: Pounds
Vehicles/Large animals weight: Tons

Conversion is extremely rare because each of our units is created to be perfect for the given situation. It would be stupid to measure TVs in feet or driving distances in inches

>converting is rare
genuinely retarded post, as expected of an amerimutt

>trust no one, not even your elf

not defending her but how tf is 300 gallons of water in 6 years unrealistic

>1000 ms = 1 second
mili means a thousand
>10 years is a decade
deca means ten

>24 hours = 1 day
>365 days = a year
based on earth rotation and traslation
>0 - Water Freezes
yup
>100 - Dead
water boils

>60 seconds = 1 minute
>60 minutes = 1 hour
60 minutes = 1 deegree
sexagesimal system

>0 - Very cold (Freezing point of brine)
>25 - Cold
>50 - OK
>75 - Warm
>100 - Hot (Melting point of white chocolate)

really tells nothing

>"woman's world"
>full of shit
yeah, that's what I expected

>50 celsius
>Near death
Pussy

>0 - Very cold (Freezing point of brine)
>25 - Cold
>50 - OK
>75 - Warm
>100 - Hot (Melting point of white chocolate)
Tells temperature based on human perception. It's much more intuitive.

Yeah, I drink like a gallon a day.

Nobody knows the freezing point of brine or melting point of white chocolate intuitively.

Unless the thin one is over 6 feet tall, she weighs no more than 110. The fat one is 400+.

>1:22
her hands are fucking orange like arnold on that episode of magic school bus where all he did was eat sea-weedies. Is this the real life equivalent except with cheetos and doritos?

depending on who you are, what you do, and where you live

R/woooosh

The freezing point of brine and melting point of white chocolate are details the other user didn't need to include. Think of it from a child's point of view when first learning. At the age of 4 or so you're unlikely to think beyond a 0-100 scale. Even as adults it's a lot easier to make sense of a full 0-100 range than 0-50 or whatever the fuck parts of celsius can be reasonably experienced by humans on a regular basis.

>Even as adults it's a lot easier to make sense of a full 0-100 range
except it isn't because you don't need the fucking resolution of the fahrenheit system. celcius is just as intuitive for people who grew up with it as fahrenheit is for americans

based

32=0
50=10
100=37
Rounded numbers are easier to understand, and so is a range of 0-100 than -17 to 37. Big number = hot, small number = cold. In celsius all the numbers are small. Understanding fahrenheit relative to human perception is brain dead easy, celcius requires you to put more thought into it (unless it's ingrained into you, like it would be growing up with it).

Would the fatty be more based had she cosplayed as an ogre?

>Those sketches in between
Female humor everyone

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Wouldn't it be more fatphobic to have no cake instead of having a smaller slize?

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Don't forget dates.
How many say 17th of December or 17/12/2018 instead of December 17th or 12/17/2017?

>Wow user how did you lose all that weight?
>What's the secret?
>"I cut out junk food, worked out, drank more water etc"
>So all you gotta do is to drink more water? Cool
>Yeah and not eat jun-
>"So water is all there is to it huh?"
>And-
>Well gotta go, thanks for the tip user

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

underrated

they won't even manage to do that

>freezing point of brine
>melting point of white chocolate
Fat fuck

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fatties won't do anything that actually requires them to eat less

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>oh hmm what if i just don't say anything extra and just give them the short to-the-point version
>hmmm there's no way they can deny it if i do that
>"Wow user how did you lose all that weight? What's the secret?"
>"i ate less"
>"Yeah but like how did you lose the weight though?"
>"i reduced my caloric intake"
>"Ok but seriously though how did you lose so much weight"
>"i put less food in my mouth"
>"not funny dude i'm serious how did you lose the weight"

dd/mm/yyyy or yyyy/mm/dd are the only ones that make sense.
Just like you would say 12h34m56s, they are ordered depending of which one of them is a subdivision of the previous or mext one

>I’ll just take a carb blocker it’s as if I didn’t eat that extra large fries and big mac