>have sex with gf
>me sitting on couch
>she is sitting on the dick
>bouncing up and down aggressively
>one week later
>the area around my dick, where the pubic hair grows, still hurts as if I was constantly being hit there
So, what is causing this and how do I avoid it? I really like that position.
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
post gf's body and we talk
I've had pelvic bruising before, it'll go away after a week or two like any other bruise. I guess lower bodyfat since that's not a muscle area, but that'll make the sex worse. Stay the way you are now and take pride in the soreness.
>if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
W-what?
Not posting a pic of her because I don't have any.
She has a big, ass, but kind of flat.
I still really like it.
i think ive had enough internet for today
Yeah, I guess the soreness could be good in a way. It is just a little weird because it is something similar to pain.
Why is ass set apart with, commas, user
Must have been a typo.
so wide hips?
patrician.
user, what aren't you telling us about her big, ass, ?
trim your pubes
cucked and soipilled
Yes. Thanks user.
She also has fat, thicc legs. Mostly just fat, no muscle.
I'm really in love with her.
t. Chad
Marry her.
Yes, user. We're planning on it. She said yes.
Felt really weird. Never though I would get there, but I'm quite happy.
you got nerve gas poisoning
kill me
When will it be mine turn for a gf with a big, ass
FUCKING STOP
>big flat ass
>She has a big, ass, but kind of flat.
chubby chaser detected
only if you kill me at the same time
>He Doesn't like a full figured gal with a big flat, ass
Fug brehs I just want to experience this before I finish Uni AaaaaaSAAAAAAAAA
Your turn will come user. You'll get yours.
I like a big round, ass.
gross desu
I love posts like this that remind me that we are all going to make it bros
It is round on the sides, because of her hips, but kind of flat on the ass cheeks. Still pretty big and I love it.
>since that's not a muscle area
Spotted the pyramidalis-lacking fag.
w-we're all going to make it, right?
based corebro
Yes fren
Bro it sounds like you aren’t consistently shaving/moisturizing your fucking pelvis/base of your dick lol, maybe take a fucking shower while you’re at it.
>have sex with euro backpacker
>she's really tight
>have to really push to get dick in
>dick hurts now
>also got a fat lip from making out
why does sex cause so much pain
force things
DELET NOW
I dunno, keep doing it til ur resistant to it lol. As long as ur not snapping ur dick, ur fine
>she's really tight
Also this
But, I guess this is a good thing, user. You don't want to fuck a loose vagina, right?
>shaving your pubes
This reminds me of my legs getting sore recently. >gf and me laying naked in bed
>just like every night
>we have intimate sex
>afterwards I lay on top of her, or her on top of me, or spooning
>she likes me to keep my hard dick inside her as she sleeps
>my legs can get sore doing this
>luckily doing squats and stretching is making it easier
why would lower bodyfat make sex worse?
We all know the feel of her warm cavern after you release your fluids inside right brehs haha
Less cushion for impact
Thas why i like brappies and milkies
yea bro. just wish I had some lube. that shit would'a been glorious.
isn't this something dicklets and pornstars do to make their dick look longer. also chicks like pubes IRL.
pls gib gf
Femanon here. I love a man's untrimmed pubes. They better be long and nappy. I want them getting all in my mouth when I am getting oral.
DELETE!! Serious though, if real, good job. I'm still waiting for my day to come... and honestly I'm starting to get scared it never will
It will come. As long as you aren't in the bottom 80% of males. Your hair isn't thinning, is it?
>bj's
that shit's overrated. half the time they have no idea what the fuck they're doing, so much so that it's painful and the rest of the time you're to drunk to know what the fuck is going on. plus I've never had a problem with having to pick the odd pube out of me teeth; why would girls feel any different.
but yea. I'm sure she'll prefer rubbing against 100 tiny needles when she's sucking your dick
>sucking dick
lol faggot
There is middleground user. Trimmed but not too short.
I feel like its diffusing no lie, I still have a full head of hair however something in my gut tells me its not as thick as before.. I got prescribed fin but never took it because of the off chance that i'm overthinking it. It's been a year since i got it prescribed and i cant tell if it has gotten 'thinner'
>GOTO a nightclub between 10pm and 2am
>make sure they've turned the music up so loud that the windows sound like there about to break.
>buy a couple of drinks, rent isn't free
>start dancing
>if you're worried about looking like a sperg when you dance. congrats, you're normal. buy yourself a drink
>repeated above till you're no longer normal
>if you don't know how to dance just copy someone that likes they do
>the point is to get attention from rosties. fist pumps are a great move for this.
>dance slow. going to fast makes you look like a sperg. unless someone tries to show you up. in that case show him who the real alpha is.
once you have the attention of a rostie
>face her
>put your legs shoulder width apart
>try to reenact the bullet dodging scene from the matrix
this is called 'the drop' or 'dropping'
>if you're me, this is that part where the rostie starts making out with you
I don't know why. it just happens
>grab her ass and lift her up
if you're a manlet. IDK. think for yourself.
>she should rap her legs around you
>give her puss a few rubs to seal the deal
>you can now lead her out of the club and figure out where you're going to fuck
this is what works for me. your success may vary.
Please for the love of God, someone make a drawing / comic out of this.
>my experiences have been bad so the thing is bad
Sorry you've had such shit luck my dude.
CUTFAGS HAHAhaha
Jesus man what a pathetic existence.
the absolute state of jewish circumsized men
t. virgins
I'm uncut and sometimes it gets hard to get it inside. Even if the girl is super turned on, even if her vagina is wet, it could not be enough and the insertion can be a little slow and hard. Not painful but not completely good either, until you thrust the second or third time and your dick gets all wet from the pussy juice inside
Absolutely based.
Spit in hand, rub on dick before entering
>pear/spoon body gf with super wide hips and medium-big tits
My man of good taste
fucking, kek
Do you squat with the pad too?
Pussy.
>did her four times over the weekend
>wanted to go for five but she said she could barely walk
>sent me a snap the day after while at work saying she was still sore
Fun times
>dick is only 18cm so its not long enough for her to sit on it
Bad feels.
>humblebragging
t. 20x15
>when you're not actually bragging because years of porn abuse and insecurity cripples your self esteem entirely
This is the most autistic thing I've read today.
Pelvic bruise. Is she very thin? The worst pelvic bruise of my life came from a 95pound girl when I was 17.
You're doing sitting wrong
>Not posting a pic of her because I don't have any.
bull
fucking
shit
What type of cuck doesn't get nudes off his partner?
Guys that don't ask for them because pictures do nothing
lololololol, thanks faggot for making me laugh
To recap:
Some asshat --> (You) makes mildly funny post on Jow Forums
Me --> (Me) I laugh, someone who just bought a slice of pizza, bag of pretzels and a Blue Moon 24oz beer at 7/11
You made me laugh you niggerfaggot. I am a HUGE LOSER, I am 44 years old, I live off my great-grandfather's hard work. You could literally be doing anything you wanted right now and you choose to make ME laugh. Why are you such a huge faggot? Why do you continue being a HUGE faggot? This is the easiest time in human existence and you are make ME laugh, one of the biggest failures and losers to have ever walked this earth. Why? You are not retarded, in fact you are a smart guy, yet you continue to entertain ME. WHY?
Dont have sex
>muh just world falacy
Had that shit happen to me a bunch of times. Chalked it up to the friction and my pubes being pulled irritating the skin. In one ocasion it even got infected.
foreplay, nigga
Definitely herpes bro.
Haha
Your chick is not wet enough, aka not turned on enough by you.
Your description reminded me of my oneitis FUCK but I’m glad you made it bro
This is why you spit on your dick so you get just enough slipperiness to get it in at first without that shitty dry feeling. Its gotten to the point where if I'm about to fuck a girl I already am sucking up enough spit to get my dick wet and slippery.
I was disgusted the entire time reading your post. How can you get hard with a woman that you knows just fucks random dudes she meets as a club?
How to get gf?
Switch to mating press, much better on every level than any other position
Lol
What is he hiding about her, ass, anons?
Stop her when you she walks past you in the hall or wherever, put her hands against the wall and go from behind. Even the flattest ass looks great standing up straight behind her looking down.
My gf has a pancake ass and this was the solution, you won't have to destroy your nuts this way.
so many incels lol
take a shower sweaty
>tfw gf's ass too big and penis too average for mating press.
>she likes to keep my hard dick inside her as she sleeps
Calling bs on that one champ. No way you keep a boner after sex, especially while you’re sleepy