Guarantee I'm stronger than literally any of you

Guarantee I'm stronger than literally any of you.

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K.
Show that tree tattoo, I want a closer look.

Based John Haack LARP

cope harder

i'd wreck you on a track
i'd wreck you in a mma match
i'd wreck you in a fight
i'd wreck you in boxing
i'd wreck you in academics
i've wrecked you in hairline

post glutes

And do the glute hole pose

Oh yeah tough guy? Post kicker and twister stats

Hey, you, the faggot who keeps using this image to start shitty threads. Yeah, yeah you! Kill yourself. That is all.

Cope harder, mallett.

Guarantee you're shorter than literally any of us as well

With squat plug removed

My god the cringe

Prove it! Last time I cried was at a friends funeral!!

Guarantee I don't have any retarded looking tattoos like that. That's a win for me already.

Lmao I know John and I can tell you he's not the type of faggot to make shitty threads on Jow Forums.

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you look like a coping manlet faggot

Literally has a bench higher than your deadlift.

That being said he's actually awkward as shit in person

>all those long bois
Tfw you will never come home to them chilling aesthetically all over the house.

well you're definitely not taller lol

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At least my hairline will always be stronger than yours

Gotem

It's always weird how a post like this can really get people to insult a stranger that isn't even confirmed to be the person behind the post in the first place.

Based swaggins

>Organic Chemistry
really makes you think huh

Whatever you need to tell yourself bitchtits.

Somebody make a boomer meem about this.

Yeah probably but I hair mog you

Manlet police at it again.
>reeeeee OP looks better than me better call him a Manlet

I doubt that

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god i wish this was me

yeah you probably are buddy

yeah but im a few inches taller than you

>Guarantee I'm stronger than literally any of you.
Probably not, I push 4W/kg FTP

> i can run and fight
> no one else can do this

You're not John Haack.

Jow Forums is beyond insecure. Just look at any thread started with a webm of a girl lifting heavy.