How do I achieve this body?

Eat 100g pasta /day with out sauce, and do 20 push ups a week

That's pretty much my body right there.
I was pretty much born to look like that, sorry OP.

Literally me before I did SS+GOMAD.

>20 push ups a week
All at once or can I space them out? I can only do 2-3 push ups before I need to rest for 5+ minutes, so if it's the former I'm going to have to work up to it.

Is this the hit or miss trap?

Nigger

>tfw really like women's bodies and faces and stuff
>breasts are revolting to me
>tfw cute flat girls get titjobs
I just want a gf without disgusting mounds of fat on her chest god damn it

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>I can only do 2-3 push ups before I need to rest for 5+ minutes

LOL I can do 30 in under a minute with no rest

take a shower

Fucking someone who has a body like that properly isn't even considered gay, because these twinks don't look like men and they have feminine traits.

Focus on doing your 2-3 good form pushups, take a break, then try and max out on pushups when you rest your knees on the floor.

would it be gay if i married them?

It is only gay if you are attracted to the masculine qualities.

IE, Big fat hairy muscle guys and sweat and shit and assholes.

If you are turned on because of the feminine aspects and the idea of dominating, its a normal hetero feel

do girls like this kind of body? or just gay burly men? I don't like bulking up and having lots of muscles

That's weird as fuck

how hard is to maintain that complete lack of body hair? looks pretty sexy, even in a masculine way. something pure about it all...

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you forgot the dick. it's gay if you like the dick

I like muscles is that gay?

Gay guy here, we go nuts for this stuff. Women? Not so much.

It's pretty easy if you only intend to do your upper body
shaving your legs is a pain in the ass

you might be gay

how do you do the upper body then? does it take long?

I understand this feel all too well my friend.
>fucks man
>not gay
Wow, Jow Forums really is full of faggot, aint it?
>not wanting fat cow udders = gay
Most women were "flat" by todays standards before all the estrogen in our environment turned them into fat milker mommies. gross.

Well I have no chest hair so I just shave my happy trail :p

This. I have a phobia of bodyhair. Even getting laser removal. Legs are a bastard. You can never tell how much you have because it's usually soft and downy

If it ever had a dick, it's gay.

Does this look gay to you?
I like this sexually

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Snake diet

Jesus christ is this what normies think is impressive? If you've ever actually trained pushups you can do hundreds. I would consider it impressive if you can do 60+ in a minute, 30 is fucking nothing.

A dick isnt gay exactly. Its about the focus on it. f you see the weiner and its more of a " Cute, suck on that a bit, touch it " thought, that is not gay, its more a fetish about a different penis, and wow what a concept!

If you think of a dick, and you just want to get pounded in the ass and think about drinking jizz and becoming the woman, probably more on the gay side.

No, that is called, A E S T H E T I C

That does not seem gay to me because of the love and care between the two couples enjoying the snuggle.

Homosexuality is a violent act, domination, father impregnating the next generation with knowledge, gay culture shit.

What is pictured right there, I would call hetero, because the roles are traditional and its loving.

How do I achieve this body?
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Skinnyfat with results of hormone replacement. So the answer is really only maintaining and hormone replacement.

Honestly he missed the plot when he had a chance to coach his body development

or maybe right here

Stop eating.

The purple thing is the girl

My bad, the muscle development and not knowing the characters sent me wrong direction.

In that case, just a hetero relaxation snuggle.

He feels confidant enough to just relax around his girl, she enjoys the surrender of power and gets to pretend to be the male.

I think its healthy and hetero IF its something that changes with the couple's mood. If its ALWAYS her fucking him with a strap on, they are just pretending.

If one week he is fucking her ass and the next week she is fucking his, that is hetero imo.

I mean, also technically, since dragon lady. which gets to the real question, " Prehensile clitoris? "

disgusting
Why would you want disgusting fat tits?

>" Prehensile clitoris? "
now that's fucking gay

Gayest thing is your mom, she likes dudes lol

What do you have against soft, squishy things, user?

>wanting to fuc something soft
Gross

The Idea that you are only gay if you like strong hairy men is pure bullshit and it's your insecurity of not accepting your homosexuality or bisexuality.
Twinks are just another form of masculinity.

It was confirmed to be a thot a while ago my dude.

Anyone have the screencap of the user who went twinkmode and fapped to himself? Need it for reasons

you hope to piss me off with gayposting, but instead you make me cry. i'm sorry you turned out this way, and will never know the actual extent of your life, just one dark corner of depravity

not based, nor redpilled

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This is Borccolibutts
You can find him in Pornhub

the top twink or the bottom twink? they're both smooth and soft

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homo denial lmao

Failed step 2 desu

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Kinsey Scale > Gay or Straight
I'm a huge faggot but I'll fuck a tight lil tomboy any day. I'm attracted to the masculine qualities. Uberfeminine women do nothing for me and huge beefy dudes don't but guys > women
If your standard labels me and that dude who likes femininity the same it's fucking useless
Twinks are another form of femininity. They're another form of MAN. Up to you which matters more. Most people would agree it's maculinity/femininity thst dictates orientation.

Faggot.

Failed Step 1

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dont eat

I mean yea obviously. But if wanting to fuck a dude with a vagina and a woman with a penis are both considered "gay" to you faggot doesnt even begin to describe the things wrong with you.

Estrogen shots and being ultra gay faggot with aids who don't deserve to exist

SOMEONE PLEASE help me with my sexuality problems

I'm a blonde otterish-mode sort of guy and I like prostate play and I can really get off through it but the thought of some stereotypically hairy muscular dude pounding my ass is super gross as well as the fact I don't like feeling weak or inferior. Can I enjoy prostate play without inevitably turning into some subby/sissy slut?
I like women (and sometimes pretty twinks, basically any feminine form) but I'm afraid if I keep getting off with my butt here and there it's gonna fuck with my head. I just want to be in control of things.

for the love of all things holy somebody clear my foggy mind. OP's pic is getting me real horny and it doesn't help I'm on NoFap trying to cure the same issues.

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>Dude
>With a vagina

>Woman
>With a penis

Only a true fucking faggot would come up with this shit.

Go vegan

I like prostate play but I have no sexual attraction to the male sex either. Stop worrying so much and tell your girl to finger your butt next time she's blowing you. That's a thing hetero couples do all the time.

>the thought of some stereotypically hairy muscular dude pounding my ass is super gross
hairy muscle dudes are not the only kinds of guys that exist.

>I don't like feeling weak or inferior
being penetrated doesn't necessarily have to engender feelings of "weakness" or "inferiority" (unless that's your thing/fantasy, in which case, have at it).

you might want to look into the concept of power bottoms. there's no reason to feel guilty that you find prostate/anal play pleasurable. it's your body, do what you like with it. no one else has to know what you do in your private sex life (aside from your partners).

>I like women
pegging is a thing, and there are many straight men out there that enjoy it as part of their sex lives.

>I just want to be in control of things.
again, power bottoms are a thing.

>has real problems
>posts on Jow Forums and does memeFap instead of talking to a shrink

So now it's not chromosomes that dictate your sex?
Alright, Brad Pitt with a cunt or, I don't know I'm a fag, Emma Watson with a penis. Is fucking either gay? If so your idea of sexuality doesn't rely on chromosones, genitals OR masculinity/femininity and is literally fucking worthless.

>Kinsey scale
>citing a gay pedo who literally just made shit up
This "I'm attracted to masculinity/femininity" thing is the biggest load of horseshit I've ever heard. You are a sexual deviant. I don't care to categorize all the different types of sexual deviant. All of you get the gas as far as I'm concerned.

I, as a heterosexual male, like women. I would rather fuck a roided out circus freak woman than a "cute trap." This is how all normal men feel. Fuck off with your faggot bullshit.

You're on the right path with nofap.
Unfortunately you are already pretty far down the degeneracy rabbit hole.
Don't listen to the gays here trying to convince you to join them.

STOP WATCHING PORN

It takes time but you will stop having deviant sexual desires.
Or you could be a faggot and die of GRIDS, but why on earth would you want to do that?

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Not saying you have yo agree with the Kinsey Scale, i said that's the general concensus. I merely asked for your opinion.
You've said a man with a vagina more sexually appealing to you than a "trap". Personally that sounds like you're as much of a faggot as I am and I can assure you that isn't how "normal men" feel. Most straight men would say they would prefer a hot woman with a dick, but reluctantly, to any male with a vagina.

alfred kinsey was a pedophilic homosexual that molested his students, stuck q-tips up his urethra and interviewed homosexual inmates for his studies
I would take everything he said with a grain of salt

I think I've made it clear the Kinsey Scale is to be taken with as much salt as is humanly safe

You love the dick. Just let go and suck one, see what happens

>You've said a man with a vagina more sexually appealing to you than a "trap". Personally that sounds like you're as much of a faggot as I am and I can assure you that isn't how "normal men" feel. Most straight men would say they would prefer a hot woman with a dick, but reluctantly, to any male with a vagina.
That's what being straight means. Those men aren't straight.
Stop trying to argue straight men into being gay, it won't work.
Traps are a faggot PSYOP.

For reference, I'm not trying to trick you or make you admit to something you consider distasteful, but simple, heterosexual men are still a part of sexuality and seem to have even less of a say than heterosexual women. I don't personally agree with the kinsey scale because it has extremes and an ideal way of objectiving sexuality wouldn't. At the very least it wouldn't be so that heterosexuality in either sex occupies those extremes. That makes out that heterosexuality isnt the norm from which what you call deviants stray. However my sexuality is as clear cut as yours. It should be easily objectified. If it's not objective, you're in the gas chamber too.

thanks for the down-to-earth answer
bruh someone is putting their dick inside me and literally fucking me how can you turn that into a idea of power
no better place to ask my dude
you think these thoughts and desires will go away if I just quit porn and not fap? The nofapping is really what's putting me on edge right now
imnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayimnotgayFUCK

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Not trying to trick you at all. Sexuality being purely objectively genital based is flawed. I would fuck Arnie if he had a vagina. A straight man wouldn't. According to you a transexual is their "gender" which I'm sure you would disagree with despite contradicting yourself. All things should be objective. You don't have to approve to quanitify.

Why do you resist so much? You might be gay, so what? Try it. Either you are, or you're not. Honestly I was in your position and went ahead and tried it out, turns out I wasn't gay after all. Shit didn't bother me after that anymore. And if it turned out I was gay, I would've just lived as a gay guy

Get a mental illness (pretty sure you've already completed this step
Catch AIDS.

thanks bro

>you think these thoughts and desires will go away if I just quit porn and not fap? The nofapping is really what's putting me on edge right now
When did you start to want to stick things in your ass? was it before or after you were exposed to pornography?
Chances are you just became degenerate from being in a degenerate atmosphere.
You need to get the deviancy out of your head by not looking at deviant content. If you are on nofap stay the hell away from Jow Forums, even blue boards.

you make a real fair point there
I've had insecurities and mommy issues for the longest time and those manifested into female domination so that's probably how I ended up with toys in my ass. The existential problem is do I just surrender to those urges and feel good about them or do I try to overcome what might be impossible? It's a fork in the road

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>all fetuses once had dicks
Oh fug

As I said trannies are a PSYOP and get the gas.
> I would fuck Arnie if he had a vagina.
Unfair example, I wouldn't be physically able to get an erection because he is not at all like a woman. Even the most masculine woman doesn't look like him.
Again, trannies are a PSYOP. Hermaphrodites are a genetic accident and don't count.
Stop trying to argue me into being gay, it doesn't work.

>controlling what is subconscious
Good luck with that. Just do whatever you feel is right at the moment

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Sounds like you have some psychological problems you need to work through.
I recommend meditation and lifting.

>Should I strive to be better or wallow in degeneracy?

Oh and always have an objective point of view along with a subjective one, little cutie user

>degeneracy
what even is degeneracy? let's enjoy ourselves, the universe is essentially meaningless. fuck it

I'm actually trying to trick you into being objectively straight. Under your conditions, you get the gas. Now you're coming closer to agreeing with me, not to say that I'm objectively correct. But it's very fair to say you would be incapable for of performing for she-Arnie. Now I would agree and say it's very possible you may unwillingly become aroused by a trap (After all the original definition being a male you attempt to seduce under the misimpression they're female) and that would not make you homosexual as you're aroused by the fact they are so feminine. Also if your system literally fails to function in extreme cases, it's a failed system. Genetic accidents count. Otherwise your system succumbs to anarchy.

ah, a fellow rick and morty fan! wublubbadubdub!!!

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i actually really like rick and morty, point still stands.

You niggers still haven't said how to get that body

caloric deficit, you muppet

>i actually really like rick and morty, point still stands.

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