How do I let the world know I have a huge cock without it being creepy or weird?

How do I let the world know I have a huge cock without it being creepy or weird?

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You could always start with making a thread about it on an anonymous Pilates image board

just a protip here my little buddy... women dont care about penis size as much as men do.
as long as its normal and not tiny af, talking about your penis size is just gonna make you look my a person without any good qualities.

wear thin sweatpants after a edging session. go to a public place and feel the womens mire your bulge. feels good man. ive been doing this for months after discovering how good the attention feels

Have gf
Fuck her good with muh dick
Meet her friends
In a week, everyone will know
Guys will respect you
Girls will try to fuck you

lmao, your avarage brothar has the bigger dick than an both of those crackers combined.

>Be autistic wierdo
>Around 17 years old at the time
>"Friends" joke about my "monster cock" that they've seen in the locker room
>Word gets around that my dick is huge
>In reality it isn't as it just started off as a joke

Act like an autist and let people make fun of you, one day they might ironically call your dick big and that's a bingo for you

shut up nigger. go buy some shoes for 50% of your annual income then whine about it, fuck a fat ugly hoe or something, just get off this board.

>tfw i wish i was a pornstar
>6" dick

at least its longer than average

why so salty whity? Angry that more and more white women are breeding with superior black males?

>6"
>longer than average

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how big op? I have a 7 1/2 inch penor but it looks kinda small because im 6'3 200lbs

average is like 5inches faggot

>average is like 5inches faggot
lmao. Where did you get your data from, penislet?

OP never said he was interested in women

Just whip it out bro, let em know

>women dont care about penis size as much as men do.
this is terrible cope and you know it.

Yeah in Ching Chong land

Did you get girls for it?

It's 2018 little guy, and average is 7 inches penis, 6'3 height.

>Did you get girls for it?
Would he be posting here if he did? Retard.......

Jordi
> Appears to have learning disability

Danny D
> Literally did gay4pay

I don't think these guys should be your role models OP

Every idiot that came up to Jenna Jameson at porn cons telling her he want to be a porn actor and fuck her got "the test". Basically she said to them "ok buddy, whip it out right here". If they did she would tell them to start stroking and as soon as they became hard she game them a countdown from 10 to cum. Guess how many passed that shit. And all that is the minimum stress required to be a male porn actor. Good luck.

lmao. This is easy af.

I get girls regularly and I post here. Not my fault you're a failure as a man

dicklet cope

No you don’t. You aren’t measuring it from the top.

Don't feed the larpers

Get circumsization and post it on youtube

>>>/nog/

From the top my dick is 7 3/4 inches. How big is yours?

you could cum in 10 seconds flat?

Post thirst trap pics on instagram showing bulge

The average is 5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling ?

7 7/8 inches

imgur link a pic

You first.

I asked first

I asked second.

lal

post face and body if u want me to believe that