What cologne does Jow Forums use?

body odor

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i fucking hate fags with colognes
it smells like shit

if i wore a cologne it would be one of those pheremone colognes that attract girls

>spending hundreds on smelly water

A fool and his money are soon parted

I rub my hands under my balls and then wipe them on my neck for peak pheromone output.

Ynes Holmes, lgerogria Armani or something. Last year my Christmas gift was like 12 little samples.on cologne, wore each one a day, narrowed down to 3 that each smelled BOMB and bought all 3.

It's only with cologne that I've literally been stopped in the street by random women. If you're wearing something legit, it works wonders.

Hugo Boss

My secret weapon when clubbing, 60% of the time it works every time.

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Which ones are “legit”

I got a shitload of sample bottles from American Eagle when I bought some jeans. I spray a random one on before going on and always get compliments. Honestly don’t think it matters that much as long as it’s not too strong.

Why do you lie?

This is honestly the only correct answer. Had this commented on by women couple dozen times. It's worth the 500 CAN

I honestly thought most fragrances contained estrogenic compounds. Honestly if not Tom Ford Tobacco Vanilla (pic related)...

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Depends which girls you're after, most women will respond to the sweet generic ones - here's a few:
>Dior Sauvage
>Bleu De Chanel
>Creed Aventus and it's billions of inspirations & clones
>Code Profumo
>Ultra male
>Eros
>Spicebomb
>PdM Layton
>Pure tonka/Pure Malt

VERSACE POUR HOMME and
VERSACE EROS
i need another one, help me bros. I live in area where is cold and snows a lot. i was thinking viktor rolf spice bomb but that shit expensive.
also idk why both of the ones i own are versace so not another one please

Then Juniper Ridge because apparently it lacks those compounds. Also fuck tom ford because i disagree with his politics and i don't wanna fund him. Juniper Ridge probably disagrees too but i need to wear SOMETHING and ignorance is bliss

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They puddle up for this shit.

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>implying
I worked at a PR firm who did the publicity for the distributor of all the top shelf shit here. I either got them free or wholesale.

I only use Chergui and I only use it for special occasions. I'm not really a fragrance person.

>Sartorial by Penhaligons for my every day/formal attire
>Tom of Finland by Etat Libre D'Orange for my night out, going out to drink fragrance
>Burning Barbershop by DS Durga for the fall season and special occasions

Pro Tip: don't waste your money on anything you'll get in a mall! The whole point of buying fragrances is to have a distinctive smell that makes an impression. You don't want to wear something that every other shit walking through a Macy's can buy. Also, good fragrances also don't need to offer a free tote bag or lotion set to sell. Buy the discovery kit by Etat Libre d'Orange, figure out what scents you like, and see how it wears on you over the day. You'll quickly figure out what works best for you and makes the process a million times easier.

Yes because drunk bitches remember every fucking scent from the last time they blacked out and blew a dude from the bar.

Blah blah be sigma. Shhh fag

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I have that one and I hate it. I have like 4 bottles of random shit I don't like because my wife's side of the family defaults to perfume as a gift. Only cologne I have that I like is the green polo which I only where when I want people to fuck off and leave me alone at work. I got my company trained to avoid me when they smell that green masculinity.

aqua di gio

This is how we know you're larping.
Go talk to any girl in real life and wear some nice smelling cologne.

>Omg when user walked by he smelled so good holy shit I wonder if he'll come back
>Hey user what cologne did you use that smelled really good? You smell different today.

or

>Holy shit he smelled weird I hope he doesn't come by to talk to me again

also you're all neets.
>Bulgari pour homme
>Vince Camuto Black
>Gucci envy (god tier if you can even find it)
pic related

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HAH THAT IS THE MOST BEANER FUCKING COLOGNE OP

Ralph Lauren Polo Red master race

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Tried this, smelled weird as fuck for most occasions. Really good summer scent though I'll give it that.

Drakkar Essence and Drakkar Noir are nice too

Hope you don't spray this hit on your skin

>calls people neets
>lists a bunch of pleb shit
Wew lad

gonna try this next time I get a date.

i feel like this would actually work

Nautica.

>Gucci envy
>pleb
>pick one
Post yours smelly boi.

I dont wear any but the bf wears pic related

Also got him some of the new John Varvatos Nick Jonas.

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Kek

Eau de Neet

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It's the only one I've ever worn that has gotten a positive response from women but it's getting expensive to find now.

I would recommend it to everyone. Wait, no I wouldn't. Don't buy it. Let me buy the rest of the bottles. Please.

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>not using the best perfume

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Fucking barf bro

How do I dress better? I want to a good styled normie not a /fa/ freak

reminds me of one I saw where the bottle was in the shape of a grenade.

/fa/'s base is pretty good advice though.

tuxbell.com/index.php/Men's_Basics

Scent is the closest thing tied to memory brainlet

Club ne Nuit smells just like this but is $30.

>tuxbell.com/index.php/Men's_Basics
I'll look through it

I already posted two of them. Creed and amouage.

Can't tell you how many times I've had girls say I smell amazing. Shit works

Also Guerlain l'instant pour the homies

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>he doesn't use a jug of concentrated wolf or bear urine
never going to make it op

DRAKKAR NOIR!

Anything else is fucking gay. How do you not know this?!

Reminder that women base how good you smell based on how attractive you are, not the other way around

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Based using a meme about fragrance to talk about fragrance.

NEET Eau de Parfum*

Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb

This stuff, only got into the cologne gig recently since it was a gift. Is it a good idea to daily a small dose?

fuck with this one heavy

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Fuck yeah. I used to get that but then switched to pic related last year for a different scent.

Still fresh as fuck but thinking about switching back

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nothing, because i'm not a woman

Nothing lmao

Eau de BRAAP

I bought Polo red but girlfriend said it's reminds her of her ex so she got me some Gucci for xmas

Terre d'Hermes and Rocky Mountain Wood for daily use, La Nuit for date night.

Some of us have lives outside of the bars, user. I want to smell right at work and at home and in-between.

None. I don’t want to smell you unless I’m hugging you or fucking you.

PSA to everyone that wears STRONG cologne or perfume: you are conducting biochemical warfare and I haaaate you.
Wear deodorant.
Use a DROP of whatever you want to smell like.
If I can track your whereabouts with my nose like a bloodhound there's a good chance I want you dead

I get it if we're crammed beside each other on a bus, or having sex, but if you walk past me on the street and I continue to walk through your trail of lilac miasma for 13 blocks you're DOING IT WRONG.

>catering to sensitive people

lol

Honestly though, slimy dudes in dress shirts are BY FAR the greatest offenders. You're not attracting anyone smelling like fucking poison. It's nauseating and everyone around you is plotting your death.

Tom Ford Tuscan Leather

Mein fucking neger... I've got Venetian Bergamot though, way more fresh. Bitches have literally told me I smell god tier whilst cuddling after sex

>gypsy tier
Poorfag detected

This.

However, if you're a 6 it can boost you to a 7 etc. Anything below 6 and cologne does fuck all.

We used to call our Arab friend this... Before he killed himself and about 40 other people.

>using window cleaner and shoe polisher as cologne

powerwalk bitch

r8 my collection

F was my favorite for a long time but im running on empty. Been using YSL because I got it for free and a fuckton of it. Havent tried Eternity yet but the sample I got is pretty large, will last a while.

im an idiot

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I use pic related, tempted to try creed

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Fuck off /fa/ggot

savage

This.
OP is a retard.

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gucci guilty absolute few times a year
most of the time nothing or cheap stuff

Creed Aventus
Creed Green irish tweed

& some random ~ 50$ stuff

Mainly just wear the random stuff I got, it's like a deep fresh, clean smell that's more suitable for work and isn't heavy flex. gave my little brother a few frags

I'm poor, but the first time I smelled Aventus, I thought to myself whoever smells like this literally would walk on water in life. Bought it the next day.

Aventus is god tier. Don't think I've ever worn it and not gotten a compliment. Pure sex. Absolutely 10/10 wear it any time I actually give a fuck about the place I'm going.

Creed aventus

>"man"
>uses perfume

lmao

Do any anons have some good cologne that smells of mint leaves?
What's it like?

Just picked this up for summer use, smells very clean and fresh.

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Weed

sweat i wipe from my asscrack

All y'all got shit tier

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I have that one too but only in summer.